Since some people from my class have clearly started assessing their choices and giving up on life (via marriage or babies), I figured I might as well start a list...

• Shawna (married)
• David (married)
• Megan (married)
• Jeremy (married)
• AJ (married)
• Becka (married, kids)
• Stephanie (married)
• Ransom (married)
• Alyssa (married)
• Stefanie (engaged)
• Natalie (married)
• Stephen (engaged)
• Amanda (engaged)
• Stefanie (engaged)
• ...because it's so much fun making fun of this town.