An esoterically egocentric list, if ever there was one...based on celebrity photos and this [http://www.estherhonig.com/#!before--after-/cvkn/cvkn/image1rf3]

• Israel - sultry, smoldery, rejects homogeneity
• Bulgaria - alien, weirdly shaped, dark and moody
• India - fabulous femme
• Serbia - smoldery
• Romania - good, don't do anything, because it's some of the world's most interesting bodies and faces
• Italy - sultry
• Bangladesh - very sultry
• Ukraine - bold, edgy or nothing
• Pakistan - good, clean, simple, snazzy
• U.S. doe-eyed bobblehead waif look
• Vietnam - not much happening really, but it doesn't need to either
• Kenya - screaming in my face makeup. good. blocky geometric patterned clothes in an electric rainbow bursting out of earthtones? now I am screaming. but what can be done? fashion isn't the top priority over there...
• Germany - go gothic revival or go home
• Argentina - except for Tim Burton's Miss Argentina
• Venezuela - it's like every Venezuelan auto detailer custom airbrushed an expensive tricked out sports car...and missed...and hit their girlfriend instead.
• Australia - very cheerleader
• UK - very administrator
• Sri Lanka - very valley girl
• Chile - very schoolmarm
• US sorority chick look - very cheerleader
• Greece - very cheerleader
• Indonesia - very mom
• Philippines - very loud
• Morocco - very mustache

How did I have this much free time? Why did I think this judgement merited a public pronouncement? Is this listography list emblematic of life in the post-industrial middle class first world? Is this why the middle class is disappearing? So many questions that I won't have time to attend to...because I made this list instead...

Q. Are you a racist? A. No, I just like to rationalize my perceptions into clearly defined linear judgements as much as possible, for peace of mind. And besides that, this is solely a commentary on mutable cultural biases, not intractable facets of people such as ethnicity or race.

Now, I'm going to read a book, because it is clear that the Internet is eating me.