They all live inside of you but must one day take life outside of you in order to become anything at all

• when in doubt, approach as surreal, erotic, derisive satire of the inane and mundane. Consider who they would be in the immediate contemporary context, as though they were friends/coworkers - determine their subculture and habits in the society you know and then superimpose it onto a dystopian future and see where the chips fall

"Soledad"

• Human base:
  • Thin square fingers that bother her, because they're still just farmers hands, descended from farmers. (Long palm, long fingers, like a monkey.) Cold hands.
  • short tidy nails
  • Petite, full-figured but athletic. 5'4", due to poor childhood nutrition. 118 lbs. Size S.
  • Unremarkable butt, showered with inexplicable accolades for its bubble-shape.
  • Narrow, top-heavy breasts.
  • Ugly German feet. Horrible clobberhog beast toes. Size 8.5US.
  • Stubby pale lashes. Heavy-lidded gray eyes.
  • Short, coarse stabby brows.
  • Hoarse monotone countertenor.
  • Oval face.
  • feebly rendered in sims and collaged
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: misanthropy, arrogant tirades
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Gemini/Scorpio
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: distrust of fellow man, manipulative nature
• Contemporary Social class: White trash service industry, student trying to go white collar. But you could graduate into a terrible job market with steep debts and become even more desperately impoverished.
  • But in the future of socioeconomics: orphaned brothel slave, trying to escape. You could spend your whole life trying to escape and only dig yourself deeper in the process, if caught.

"Faust"

• Human base:
  • Long square fingers, square palm.
  • Lithe fingers, satin hands
  • Square shouldered, narrow frame. Tall-side-of-average height, athletic body. Size M-L. 5'9", 187 lbs.
  • Thin, muscular butt with slight acne.
  • The narrow slanted feet of a pharaoh. Size 10.5US.
  • Long lashes. Deep set black twinkling feral eyes.
  • Sharp, thick arched brows.
  • Parrotlike feverish voice constantly flipping with emotion, hovering between tenor and bass.
  • Diamond shaped face.
  • feebly rendered in sims and collaged
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: anxiety attacks, hypochondria
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Aquarius/Pisces
• Sartorial Needs: flamboyant, sexy, sometimes ridiculous. But put that boy(?) in a sharp black suit and magic happens.
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: hypersensitivity, cowardice
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

"Kasidhe" (bears resemblance, in appearance only, to Faust)

• Human base:
  • Long square fingers, long square palm.
  • Thick gnarly fingers, rough hands
  • Square shouldered, narrow frame. Tall-side-of-average height, athletic body. Size M-L. 5'10", 187 lbs.
  • Toned, muscular butt.
  • The narrow slanted feet of a pharaoh. Size 10.5US.
  • Long black lashes. Deep set golden fox eyes.
  • Sharp, thick arched brows.
  • Honeyed voice
  • Fox-shaped narrow triangular face.
  • feebly rendered in sims and collaged
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: mysterious, unreachable, unattainable, callous
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Scorpio/Capricorn
• Sartorial Needs: flamboyant, sexy, sometimes ridiculous. But put that boy(?) in a sharp black suit and magic happens.
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: hypersensitivity, cowardice
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

"Marcos Ezekiel Buendia"

• Human base:
  • Long round fingers, round palm
  • Cool, dry powdered clinical hands
  • Weak shouldered, flimsy and slouching. Average height and entirely unremarkable. Thinning hair at the tip of his pate.
  • Soft, pale butt like a plump, downy caterpillar.
  • Upsettingly large ducklike feet, plonked down with sturdy conviction so to prevent episodes of embarassing clumsiness, yet it could not be said that he's graceful. In his 30's, he has a slight waddle. Size 12.5 US.
  • Long pretty, fluffy lashes. Steady golden eyes.
  • Thin, errant eyebrows, radiating out at odd, flat angles like weeds under a trashy plastic kiddy pool.
  • Bristly stabby facial hair, a thornlike defense against kussies
  • Monotonous voice, dead to emotion.
  • Triangular mantid face. Nervous ferrety expressions or none at all.
  • feebly rendered in sims and collaged
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: Penchant for theft, from friends, family, and doesn't see it so much as stealing as communism - until the sharing is reciprocated, then he becomes quite miserly.
• Mods & Cybernetic components: sniper sight, acute physical senses which frequently agitate him
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Virgo.../Cancer?
  • Loves his mother obsessively
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire: Gucci, dapper as fuck
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: unflappable resolve, stoicism; he is the ultimate predator
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

Calhoun

• Human base:
  • Thick square fingers like ugly sausages
  • thick opaque almond-shaped nails
  • Square palm, short fingers. Hairy knuckles. Clammy hands.
  • Massive, dumpling shaped. The narrow sloping shoulders, wide middle, meaty ham thighs atop stubby calves and tiny hairy feet bring Humpty Dumpty to mind. A hideous ogre of a man. 4XL-5XL. 5'8" 465 lbs.
  • Double wide butt.
  • Meaty low-slung man breasts.
  • Hairy Roman toes. Size 10.5US.
  • Long black lashes. Drooping brown close set eyes.
  • Unibrow.
  • The eerie lilting contralto of a squeezable stuffed animal voice box. Or Michael Jackson.
  • Pear-shaped face.
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: lechery
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Taurus/Sagittarius?
• Sartorial Needs: bright screaming kaftans
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: paranoia, volatile
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

Lance

• Human base:
  • Thick stubby fingers like cocktail weenies
  • Bright white round nails
  • Square palm, short fingers. Like the hands of an over-fed dophant, lotioned and soft.
  • More of a rombus than a brick; one of the millions of middle-aged former athletes with a barrel chest that became a keg. Moderates his weight by intake of coke and is therefore completely unremarkable in stature. XL but wears 2XL to feel bigger. 5'6" 214 lbs.
  • Odiously cherubic red bottom, disturbingly matches his rosy baby face.
  • Mounds of man-meat on his breasts.
  • Abominable large feet, hairy and red. Size 11.5 US.
  • Long brown lashes. Hazel eyes.
  • Eyebrows aren't worth mentioning, but they're blondish semicircles.
  • The melodic alto of a children's TV character (Barney, or a noxious puppet), the sort that kindergarten teachers sometimes develop.
  • Rombus face.
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: megalomania, manic fits, paranoia, sentimental Halmarky soundbytes (born again), chatterbox, compulsive lying, grandious displays, the face of superficiality
• Mods & Cybernetic components: probably a penile implant
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Leo/Gemini
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire: dresses like a preppy/rich plastic-gangster 13-year-old or mainstream rapper or NFL player (flamboyant flatbrim caps worn backwards and sideways, oversized t-shirts with old english font, colorful sneakers, gold chains), and tries to live the lifestyle
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: paranoia, volatile
• Contemporary Social class: McMansion-dwelling Nouveau Riche until his long-suffering blown-out wife takes him for all he's got in the inevitable divorce
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

Mary

• Human base:
  • Freckled bony spatulate fingers. Tiny, warm, dry hands.
  • short, brittle mottled nails; low vit D
  • Long palm, long fingers.
  • Figureless, genderless, built like a boy. As she evolves into her potential, she develops a thin but athletic build, allowing her body to blossom somewhat more in proportion to her long emu neck. Men's XS, Women's S.
  • 5'6" 110-130 lbs.
  • Flat butt.
  • Barely there pointy breasts. 34A.
  • Thin, small feet. Size 6.5US.
  • Long thin red lashes. Mortifying down-turned violet eyes.
  • Thin, intermittent brows.
  • Eratic mezzo-soprano that turns to monotonal tenor when angered.
  • Heart-shaped face.
  • feebly rendered in sims and collaged
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: psychosis, god complex
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Virgo/Scorpio
• Sartorial Needs: industrial military combat boots (in striking relief against her pallid, brittle exoskeleton).
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: unpredictability, complete lack of conscience
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

Asher

• Human base:
  • Thick spatulate fingers and broad, dry, calloused palms
  • short nails
  • Massive hands
  • Broad-shouldered, towering, athletic and stout. Size XL-XXL. 6'3", 192 lbs.
  • Muscular, apple-shaped bottom.
  • Gigantic German feet. Size 14US.
  • Rectangular cornflower blue eyes with young hints of crows' feet.
  • Wide blonde brows.
  • Melodic tenor.
  • Oblong face.
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: conservatism
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Taurus/Cancer
• Sartorial Needs: totally Odinist Necromonger until he hits the countryside, then it's all plaid flannel, rosy cheeks and blue jeans.
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: good ol' boy (all you need to get along is life is just to be a good ol' boy: kind, decent, and hard working; "This boy must love his mama, too, 'cause he sho knows how to treat a lady!" - erm, but his mom was a cult member who offered the blood sacrifice of his infant sister and they don't really talk; all he remembers is screaming, fire and dripping entrails...but he's a laconic guy, "He don't talk too much, but he's a good boy, and it don't behoove us to pry.")
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:
• Destiny: Born in darkness (cult planet). Purge the madness (refugee on farm). But leave just enough to become a badass (resistance faction).

Aidan

• Human base:
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype:
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks:
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism:
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

Gilbert (gamertag)

• Human base:
  • Vit D-deficient ridged almond shaped nails
  • Long palm, long fingers.
  • Almost no body hair.
  • Taiwanese ancestry, with a smattering of European.
  • Dull, black hair prematurely thinning at the top of his pate.
  • Medium height (5'7"), malnourished, bony thin, with a bit of a skin condition. Twiggy, spindly limbs. Surely a woman would find him repulsive (he thinks to himself, and his sister occasionally thinks). 114 lbs.
  • Flat butt.
  • Nondescript feet with tiny toes. Size 9US.
  • Black-lashed. Incredibly shocking, terrible blue eyes. Almond-shaped and fabulous.
  • Arched fluffy brows.
  • Quick breathless baritone.
  • Round face.
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: blind idealism, escapist tendencies
• Mods & Cybernetic components: VR HUDsight
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Pisces? Cancer
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire: disheveled thrift finds
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism: escapism (he can weather reality's brutality like an iron ostrich of emotion)
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

Johanna (Ryuonna)

• Human base:
  • Square nails
  • Square palm, long fingers.
  • Taiwanese ancestry, with a smattering of European.
  • Unstyled, rogue, thin, shining, fragile shoulder-length hair.
  • Athletic build, 5'8" (embarrassingly an inch taller than her brother), not waifish, but muscular like a body builder. Intimidating in countenance to men and women alike. 136 lbs.
  • petite butt that is never quite as muscular as she, in her brief flickers of vanity, might like. Generally she's too utilitarian to care, and only wants to be in top fighting form, but now and then she's bitten by the bug of self-consciousness.
  • Frustratingly narrow-rooted separate small breasts that defy any hope of cleavage. High nippled.
  • Nondescript feet with tiny toes. Size 7.5US.
  • Short utilitarian black lashes. Almond-shaped emerald eyes.
  • Thin sharp brows.
  • Rugged flat countertenor of a businesswoman.
  • Inverted triangle face.
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: physically aggressive, tends to punch and slap needlessly and with excessive force
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Aries/Scorpio. Dragon.
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism:
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

Esdalene

• Human base:
  • Thin tapering fingers
  • square nails
  • Square palm, short fingers.
  • Scottish-Greek ancestry.
  • Tense, coarse coils of auburn hair, generally styled with ornaments atop her head.
  • Chubby, but curvy in a way that it suits accentuates her sensuality
  • with a honky tonky badonkadonk, as the colloquialism goes
  • Wide rooted, thick bottomed porno breasts with vast aureolas, like weighted beach balls.
  • Dainty feet with sporadic Celtic toes, jutting off the tip of her foot like the jagged coast of Britannia. Size 6US.
  • Brown eyelashes. Brown eyes with hooded lids.
  • Close arched brows.
  • Husky, lauren bacall tenor.
  • Heart-shaped face.
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: treachery, greed, deadly charisma
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype:
• Survival Mechanism: Libra/Capricorn.
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:

Helene

• Human base:
  • Long thin bony fingers
  • Almond shaped nails
  • Long palm, long fingers.
  • Knee-length, thin, opalescent silvery blonde hair; kept in plaits
  • 5'8" tall, waifish, almost nonexistent
  • bony butt
  • High pancake breasts, narrow shoulders.
  • Although long and unfeminine in their size, they were perfect pale Grecian feet, strung like an arrow in a bow, like those of an ancient alabaster goddess. Size 9US.
  • Thin, translucent lashes and brows. Drooping wideset gray eyes.
  • Reedy soprano voice.
  • Oblong face.
  • feebly rendered in sims and collaged * Thin square fingers that bother her, because they're still just farmers hands, descended from farmers. (Long palm, long fingers, like a monkey.) Cold hands.
  • short tidy nails
  • Petite, full-figured but athletic. 5'4", due to poor childhood nutrition. 118 lbs. Size S.
  • Unremarkable butt, showered with inexplicable accolades for its bubble-shape.
  • Narrow, top-heavy breasts.
  • Ugly German feet. Horrible clobberhog beast toes. Size 8.5US.
  • Stubby pale lashes. Heavy-lidded gray eyes.
  • Short, coarse stabby brows.
  • Hoarse monotone countertenor.
  • Oval face.
  • feebly rendered in sims and collaged
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: spineless, whipped, desperately low self-esteem
• Survival Mechanism: elegant, ethereal, graceful, inoffensive
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac archetype: Pisces/Libra
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire:
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

Salerna

• She is the vulture; she is the carcass; she is the saddest girl alive.
• Just combine Helene + Esdalene and call it a day.
• Among his/her Annoying behavioral quirks: codependency, mean girl, desperate and emotionally volatile, highly irrational, indecisive
• Mods & Cybernetic components:
• Internal makeup ("soul"/psyche)
  • Zodiac Archetype: Libra/Cancer
• Sartorial Needs:
  • Modern-day attire: plunging collars, shades of violet and hot pink, but aside from massive cleavage, not terribly risque. Think real life bombshell secretary whose watched movies (chick flicks, not porn) about bombshell secretaries and imitates them, but still feels too self-conscious about her thick jiggly thighs and even her flawless Marilyn Monroe midriff to show them off. She's been watching Carmen Electra workout videos and took a poll-dancing class with all the middle-class house wives looking to spice up their sex lives and still thinks roses and champagne are romantic, because that's what she sees in commercials.
  • Which futuristically translates to:
• Survival Mechanism:
• Contemporary Social class:
  • But in the future of socioeconomics:

No one is very interesting until you get to know them better, at which point they become horribly interesting or cease to exist

• Geronimus - the android scientist
• Proximos - Tayloresque Buddhist android leader
• Bellator - the extremist android ringleader. The evangelist.
• Zosimus - the wise old android ringleader. Effectively the Morpheus.
• Eustace Equis - the cyborg assassin. he is human but hatred fuels him so completely that he has turned into a black all-consuming vortex, systematically causing blight and misfortune wherever he goes. He has a great talent for murder.
• Hathor - is two planets away, calling Alfred, trying to remember what he’s here for and how he got here, and where can he get some pot.
• Alfred - the OG ex-con
• Blackwell - loner mercenary teamed up with Tino's gang, has a baby son and a shrill babymama
• Clandestino (Tino) Ciudad - alpha mercenary, a cursed man who is estranged from his fucked up family but still gets on with one brother before (spoiler) said brother gets gunned down in space.
• Lazaro Ciudad - Tino's only 'good' brother.
• Alfredo "Crabs" Ciudad Jr., Trish Ciudad, Alfredo Sr. Ciudad -
• Justinius - intergalactic property flipper; real estate agent / developer who
• Peyton -
• Florenz -