★ starring…

• anisha (♊), charming host of the shitshow
  • a manic-depressive throwin' witchy vibes; a fat femme chainsmoker, navigating quarter-life crises
  • lyric (♌), the feline companion
    • a milk lover; affectionately comforting & incredibly smart
• lydia (♈), the love interest
  • a comic-obsessed 'chapstick lesbian' antihero with a heart of pure gold; physically ill, but getting better
• sarah (♊), the best friend/roommate
  • a hard-working, coffee-fueled 'independent woman' with a hearty sense of humour

☆ co-starring…

• mimi (♎), the familial matriarch
  • a nurturing southern grandmother, who serves up fried chicken with a side of wisdom
• jenna (♓), the mother
  • an eccentric late-in-life lesbian, whose backstory includes drugs & a series of bad relationships
• cara (♉), the sister
  • an emotionally volatile middle child, with golden moments of empathetic insight
• aeron (♑), the brother
  • a ftm trans* teenager, who enjoys posting nugs on insta & downplays his intelligence
• jared (♓), the other BFF
  • an ambitious & artistic 'bear cub'; united by vocal rebellion against a stifling, conservative workplace

☆ recurring characters…

• lyz-f (♏), a swamp witch baby mama & dearest friend
• molly (♊), a small-town journalist with roots rock on vinyl
• kelly (♐), a poly-pan deadlifter & cosmetics enthusiast
• jillian (♐), a kindred spirit across state lines
• robyn (♐), a juggalette radical & doting single mother
• the group chat (s.a.t.a.n.)
  • ash (♌), a floridian sex-posi ~fairy squadmother~
  • mit (♊), a metalhead; gamer; die-hard red wings fan
  • nat (♈), a tough-lovin' nomadic baker
  • sid (♉), an irish texan & fiercely loyal protector
• josh (♑), a former lover (please go away)
• zack (♎), a fuckboy (because every story has one)