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  • It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all gonna die. (Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Look, would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? (Arthur, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
  • Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. (Arthur, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
  • Friends don't let friends walk through ancient labyrinths drunk. (Catwoman)
  • Shady Pines, Ma! (Dorothy, The Golden Girls)
  • Emby Mellay? That's not a name, it's a bad Scrabble hand. (Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • Father, you're just not human.
    • Of course I'm not human. I'm a cat. (Sylvester Jr. and Sylvester, Birds of a Father, Looney Tunes)
  • You've been the raspberry seed in my wisdom tooth for long enough! (Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • ...so that a small slip up doesn't turn into a big trip up.
    • Make sure you stock your truck up so that you don't...well, you know. (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • Well, this frosts my strawberries. (Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • Augh! Servo, what is that?
    • Oh, Mike. It's a death ray I made.
      • Death ray!?
        • Yeah. But, of course, I made it for peaceful purposes only. (Mike and Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • Well, there's one nice thing about birds, they never cause anybody any trouble.
    • Yeah? Tell that to Tippi Hedren! (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • Did I ever tell you that you're the most fascinating woman this side of the Rockies?
    • Wait 'til you see me on the other side. (Nick and Nora, After the Thin Man)
  • There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics.
    • Oops. (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • This is a test. Had this been an actual movie, you would have been entertained. (Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • My God, I've left brain cells all over the Eastern Seaboard. (Sophia, The Golden Girls)
  • Yes, but I'm not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.
    • I can't even reach mine. (Rose and Sophia, The Golden Girls)
  • You scallywag!
    • You skunkweed!
      • What's that mean?
        • I don't know. What does yours mean? (Blanche and Sophia, The Golden Girls)
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