⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝔦. — likes

• f1 drivers patting their car winning a race
• songs with a mix of dirty and clean vocals
• behind-the-scenes shots of the cast acting silly with blood or gore prosthetics on them x x
• pocket knives with inscriptions
• fanart of male characters with black nail polish
• african rain frogs
• songs sampling movies x x
• cartilage piercings, especially industrial and helix
• working dogs / farm dogs / shepherd dogs
• detective duos
• black converse chuck 70s
• stags shedding their antler velvet
• ribcage / waist tattoos (the only place i'll probably get them for career reasons)
• care from my team as a support player
• weird stock photos
• bottom eyelashes
• people using hard slang with silly and whimsical images (e.g. picture of a little mouse baking captioned "typa shit i been on")
• wintermint chewing gum
• sticky notes
• rappers barking as an ad lib x
• rodents. when i was a kid i had a huge interest in rodentkeeping for a while and i still get heated over the way people treat them

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝔦𝔦. — dislikes

• the laughing crying emoji
• when the album cover doesn't match the vibe of the music
• merchandise that's just a variation of the same "template" e.g. squishmallows, funko pops (please don't kill me idk why it annoys me)
• portrait tattoos
• leggings and skinny jeans :( i'm a baggy / comfy pants truther
• opening food packages
• documentaries where they chop up the interviewees' words too much to create new sentences and it sounds unnatural and horrible. netflix is the worst for this
• when i see the same songs over and over again in different playlists. this is a me problem i think i listen to a concerning amount of music
• alcoholic drinks that don't taste alcoholic
• "hangout" movies where there's little to no plot and it's just the characters doing random things
• needles / watching injections
• people comparing hairstyles to food (e.g. "broccoli hair" "ramen noodle hair")
• "girl dinner" "girl math" and it's just thinly veiled misogyny. wake up people!!! ideology makes you desire your own subjugation!!!
• wearing hats. i think it makes me look so dumb and it's uncomfortable because i have so much thick hair. cowboy hats and large winter hats with ear flaps are an exception to this
• flip flops. conceptually, i hate them. why is that thang between your toes
• brainrot humour. i use some gen z slang but the whole like "skibidi rizz" thing has genuinely never made me crack a smile even once. i'm getting old
• people that curse too much or get weird about others cursing. you've gotta be tasteful about it, it's like seasoning
• call of duty as a franchise. why are there one million quadrillion of them