• "the director of l'ispettore coliandro "
  • "he was an old guy" "how old?" "idk like 30"
  • someone explaining to their friend the plot of sword art online
  • "a moka does not count as a cup of coffee"
  • "i do yoga" "what kind?" "well... REAL yoga"

not heard on the bus, but still noteworthy:

  • "i think it's gonna rain" "no way. as long as i'm wearing shades, it can't rain"
  • "i can't believe she failed me for not knowing about michelson's interferometer, that's like failing me for not knowing about flat earth theories"
mar 15 2017 ∞
jul 14 2017 +