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- nervous as a long-tailed cat on a porch full of rockers
- the devil's beatin' his wife with a fryin' pan [when it rains as the sun shines]
- quicker than a knife fight in a phone booth
- the spitting image of (someone)
- don't you make those eyes at me
- don't know the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground
- stubborn as a mule
- I'll give you somethin' to cry about
- my nose is a-itchin', someone's comin' to town with a hole in their britches
- could talk the horns off a billy goat
- don't you go pullin' your diaper off about it, now
- pitch a fit
- livin' high on the hog
- drivin' like a bat outta hell
- dumb as a rock
- dead as a door nail
- about as useful as a trapdoor on a canoe
- ugly as a mud cat
- ain't no skin off my nose
- as honest as a preacher in a whorehouse
- don't you go off with your pistol half-cocked
- well ain't that the pot callin' the kettle black
- couldn't find shit with both hands and a flashlight
- I'll knock you straight into next week
- I'll knock you six ways to Sunday
- mean as a snake
- so hungry I could eat a horse
- sweatin' like a whore in church
- clear as mud
- his momma must've beat him with the ugly stick
- just a-grinnin' like a monkey
- jerkin' my tail
- runnin' like the devil was after him
- drunk as a skunk
- before I yank a knot in your tail
mar 12 2014 ∞
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