• Car
• New jeans to replace old jeans with 14 holes in everyplace.
• Purse that closes/isn't disintegrating.
• Quit job to do Shakespeare on the Common.
• Standardized Testing.
• Spring Wardrobe.
• Hair cut.
• Birthday presents.
• College.
• Vacation to Maui.
• Vacation to Cape Cod.
• Vacation Across the Street.
• Video Camera for brilliant movie that will get me into college.
• Monthly donations to Sudan, Native American Reservations etc. =(
• Socks.
• Hand lotion.
• Shampoo.

Solution?--> Kindly ask mom to make me do the grocery shopping so she'll pay for my gas? Request to friends to hold house-bound social events that cost no money but a pan of brownies or some beverages. Pretend there isn't a hole in the crotches of most of my pants. Hope Shakespeare Rehersals can be help back on until Swimming Instructor job starts up. Don't go to college.

• ..and of course a lot of these things I wouldn't actually be able to afford no matter how many papers I filed or small children I taught not to drown.