• Truth:

• Average night out:

• Every time:

• But that face, though:

• Oddly, this is true:

• If I ever shut down a nightclub, I hope it is for this:

• Cute Halloween bub who looks like my Bobby:

• Such a Boris move...:

• Oh lordy:

• This is so true:

• Every. Little. Thing.:

• This is how paranoid referencing makes you:

• Eh:

• Overwhelming surplus...:

• Taylor Swift for everybody, #Swiftie:

• Yup:

• Would be I, though?:

• Shit a brick, how did this happen?:

• Grammar matters and cannibalism is bad:

• We just can't with British parliament. Blech:

• This is too real:

• Something I want everyone to know:

• This one's for you Brooke. You know I'm the most

important:

• Fucking hell:

• Love this for a bit of female empowerment:

• This though:

• No kids yet, but yeah:

• This is actually too real:

• Me every day in year 7:

• Aww no. Cat betrayal. The worst feeling:

• Why am I always an Emily, though?

• Very much me:

• 23, yeah, this'll still be me at 33:

• Yes, yes, yes:

• Drunk goals. And actually why have I never brought a traffic cone home before?:

• Well, at least there's some good in this world...:

• Words of wisdom from the Dalai Lama:

• Me snuggling up to listen to an MFM episode. And that's a Bailey's hot choccy in my 'fuck everyone' mug:

• Can relate. Somehow still think that I can be both these girls at once. Am currently neither:

• My mum sent me this. Awww:

• Got to find me a boy who'll get me a cat in this same fashion:

• This is me:

• The truth behind God's word?: