aries ― irene (rv); park bom (2ne1); jeremy clarkson (top gear); ryujin (itzy); lisa (blackpink); jonghyun (shinee); sulli (f(x); jessica jung; glen;

taurus ― greg davies; ryan stiles (wliia); murr (ij); song jieun (secret); sunny (snsd); sunmi (wg); gayoon (4minute);

gemini ― dan howell; nino (arashi); dan avidan (game grumps); ned (try guys); keith (try guys); joe (ij); bill burr; yeji (itzy); chaeryung (itzy); yoona (snsd); yeeun (wg); hyuna (4minute); john; tina;

cancer ― markiplier; david mitchell; ed kavalee; lia (itzy); seohyun (snsd); taemin (shinee); sohee (wg); nichkhun (2pm); perrie (little mix); alex; cherry;

leo ― jermbot; lee mack; zac (try guys); tiffany (snsd); kai (txt); luna (f(x); sunye (wg); ali; judi;

virgo ― jeongguk (bts); namjoon (bts); jun (arashi); joy (rv); yeonjun (txt); amber (f(x); hyelim (wg); sohyun (4minute); sandy; ken; eddie;

libra ― jimin (bts); hyosung (secret); yuqi (gidle); leighanne (little mix); key (shinee); hyoyeon (snsd); yubin (wg); jiyoon (4minute); tex; anna;

scorpio ― sam pang; sal (ij); minnie (gidle); dara (2ne1); krystal (f(x);

sagittarius ― jin (bts); ohno (arashi); richard hammond (top gear); colin mochrie (wliia); yuna (itzy); soobin (txt); minho (shinee); onew (shinee); yuri (snsd); jing (the bro)

capricorn ― arin (game grumps); eugene (try guys); james may (top gear); taehyung (bts); aiba (arashi); jade (little mix); shuhua (gidle); jennie (blackpink); jisoo (blackpink); jihyun (4minute);

aquarius ― sho (arashi); phil lester; seulgi (rv); hobi (bts); taehyun (txt); miyeon (gidle); rose (blackpink); victoria (f(x); sooyoung (snsd); bronte; fleur;

pisces ― q (ij); cl (2ne1); wendy (rv); yeri (rv); yoongi (bts); beomgyu (txt); taeyeon (snsd); uncle roger (nigel ng); theo; my love;

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things that make sense:

• like ohno and jun (oldest and youngest of arashi), jin and jk (oldest and youngest of bts) are both sag and virgo, and their relationships are both SCARILY similar. lmao.
• sho and nino (aquarius/gemini) get along well and have That Connection; dan and phil are also aquarius/gemini and have That Connection also.
• yoongi being a pisces.
• all the fellow cancers exhibit personalities that are similar to mine. rip cancers
• soobin and jin being sags. :D
• jeongguk and yeonjun being virgos! tf!!!
• all aries' being hard-headed and generally having attitude problems, haha.
• dan and phil both have double sun/moons (gemini sun/moon, aquarius sun/moon), jesus
• tina's moon is in aquarius....hahahhahahahha.