• what IS a PENIS? it's just like this THING. - me while i was drunk.. i'm so smart

"what did you just do?!" "... i threw my gum wrapper out the window." "kita, you little litterbug! do you know what's going to happen now?" "it's biodegradable!" "it so is not!" "no, it so is! the inside, the paper! it's biodegradable!" "yeah but the aluminum part isn't! some little... squirrel is going to come by and go 'OH LOOK SOME... THING... TO EAT!' and it's going to eat the aluminum that you threw out! and then it's going to have a permanent tummy ache because its little body won't be able to break it down!" "yeah autumn, and then you know what's going to happen to it?" "what?" "the little squirrel is going to run out in the road and get hit by a car, so it's not going to matter!" - kita and i coming home from walmart after she littered! >;O