things I eat >strict asexual< give more pleasure than sex

• sing loudly some hit song from the 80's/90's
• eat a noodle with pepper
• read a very toxic yaoi
• being alone in my room watching anime
• get a character i want in gatcha
• sniff a baby's head
• talk A LOT about something I love
• wake up early and realize i don't have work so i go back to sleep
• braised broccoli
• a very tight hug from a little student of mine
• take a shower listening to loud music
• find money
• be recognized for my effort
• read listening to a lofi ♥
• sit on a porch and feel the cool night wind
• have a wine while watching some series/anime
• play discord with my friends
• rain noise
• the first bite of a sweetie ♥♥
• the first sip of water when I'm VERY thirsty
• get naked at home
• eat something after getting high
• when a package arrives of something I bought on the net
• swim on a cloudy day in a deep pool
• snap my fingers
• remove plastic from new electronics
• discover a new food that I really like and become addicted to it
• sit in the bus window
• talk to myself
• sleep after lunch after having a fucking orgasm >alone<