- 9/23: "Thank you, sweet moon, for your sunny rays."
- 9/24: "More like a giraffe on steroids."
- 9/25: "Westminster Martlets are known for their footlessness and mythical qualities."
- 9/26: "thug life. chh, chh!"
- 9/27: "I want this, two of these, hour of these, two of these and this! Ooh, a chocolate machine! Can I take it back to my dorm room?"
- 9/28: "When I was twelve, I convinced myself that i was pregnant because you can get pregnant without having sex."
- 9/29: I can't remember a good one.
- 9/30: "When my brother was ten, he ripped one in the middle of a church service when it was dead quiet. I basically peed myself."
- 10/1: "Oh my god! It's the first of October! Rabbit, rabbit... Shit, that wasn't my first word!
- 10/2: - Me: "He's such a fool." Vanessa: "Did you just say he's a boob?"
sep 24 2008 ∞
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