yoo joonghyuk (( DRK Iron Blood ))

• rava viera, using ‘The Alpha Wolf’ title
• concerningly into PvP. he has all the achievements and event gated mounts. doesn’t mention them though until KDJ tries to flaunt some minor achievement of his
• younger than HSY and KDJ
• lets raid drama affect his life. he's a very sweaty gamer, the only one who really sees it is HSY
• mia likes to watch him fly around on his mounts and will ask him to switch every 3 min. her favorites are the horses
• shirks aggro onto KDJ for funsies, pretends he didn’t do anything when KDJ tries to call him out. he does it in the middle of difficult mechanics when no one is paying attention so that he can get away with telling the group that KDJ used voke
• skips cutscenes
• gets suspended over telling someone in chat ‘you should die’. he just meant that if this one person was dead that they could get through to the next mechanic, but he didn’t elaborate and everyone in the group was mostly new
• most RF groups he joins are 5/7 blacklisted by him
• rolls high, always
• hates the DRK updates, still mains it out of spite
• everything lvl 100, geared, pentamelded.
• never fails a craft. terrifying to witness
• avoids DF like the plague. missing 'The Heart of the Party' title
• has an alt where he solos every part of the game. he will not share the name of the alt(Mola Mola) with anyone in KimCo because he thinks they'd interfere. in reality, they'd only join to cheer him on. and maybe annoy the fuck out of him

kim dokja (( SGE Salvation Squid ))

• keepers of the moon miqo'te, using ‘The Heart of the Party’ title
• oldest of the group
• the worst healer goes to…
• doesn’t use zoe, physis, philosophia to buff shields ever
• blacklisted by most healer mains in RF
• will try to rescue YJH or HSY into an aoe for the giggles, then fails, and dies. they don’t acknowledge it after and no one raises him, which makes it all the more humiliating
• kardia on YJH, no matter what role he’s playing and YJH never corrects him
• YJH and KDJ sound like the typical tank/healer couple in chat when they’re arguing. insufferable, the both of them
• likes to play GNB. only on occasion though because he fucking sucks at it
• should never mt. is the type of dumbass to turn the boss towards the party just as it casts a frontal
• punch worthy sb timing
• ‘heal me pls pls plspls pls’ when he hasn’t used mitigation at all and an hour has passed into the raid
• struggles more with dungeons than savage raids
• really into the lore
• doesn't like emet selch, will argue with the fanatics
• very bad at glam. who let him out of the FC house looking like that?

han sooyoung (( BLM Blackflame Empress ))

• xaela au ra, using ‘Necromancer’ title
• spams annoying chat macros
• complains endlessly in the group chat about black mage losing its status as the strongest caster, still switches to PCT anyway
• target locked on YSA for aetherial manipulation
• can play any class, but has been banned from playing tank or healer because she memes too much
• well known for making guides. gets pissed when she sees people criticize her strats
• muted often in VC by YSA
• evades deserved bans
• is the first to make doom posts about upcoming patch notes
• parse obsessed
• the type to add a condescending comment to her party desc. after someone shitty left
• would actually irl hunt down the people who loot and scoot
• target #1 for tankbusters when YJH is down, or when YJH is mad at her. he will chase her across the arena

yoo sangah (( RDM Moonlight Empress ))

• wildwood elezen, using ‘The Hand of Creation’ title
• reluctantly maintains the FC house
• endures the headache that is KDJ adding ugly shit to their front lawn
• paissa house. can't change it or KimCo riots
• is the reason the marketboard crashes weekly
• always receives compliments about her glam from randoms
• thinks of the best strats despite spending the least amount of time raiding
• patiently lets the group struggle and figure out mechanics
• likes telling men that she’s also a man when they confess to her. she’ll keep the gag going for however long it takes for them to blacklist her
• will revoke free pentamelded gear privileges from the group if she’s upset with them
• hides in a bush when she’s crafting
• only uses raise on the useful members of the group
• will play DNC if HSY begs her to

biyoo (( FSH Wind-up Biyoo ))

• dunesfolk lalafell, using ‘Alpha Legend’ title
• considered a bot in the game, receives many reports. somehow doesn't get banned
• uses FC chest for fish and lures

TBC