- why the fuck am i watching happy tree friends in the middle of the night
- i was typing ‘bo burnham’ but auto correct changed it to ‘no butt ham’ and now im trying really hard not to burst out laughing
- apparently i have a gaydar of 71.7%
- my best friend and i taped two backpack hangers together and now we have joint custody over a four legged octopus
- at the end of the day, we're meeting at a trash can with this guy a year above us who said he'd keep a bunch of rocks in his shoe the rest of the day
- we also discovered that one and a half of my best friend's shoes can fit in his shoe
- in pe there's this one guy who's a complete asshole so every one on our team decided to purposefully drop every ball to see how pissed he'll get. at one point the other team started to do it too. coach made us run laps afterwards
- my english teacher gave back our grades for the project my best friend and i did together and there was a note that said 'dress code --> cute'. our dress code was clothing optional.
- in study hall a guy told me that he was sitting where i sat for the past week and it was where he was supposed to sit and i'm just like 'dude. ive been sitting here the whole damn year'
feb 22 2018 ∞
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