- "Is it just me, or are your buttcheeks really cold?" ~ Campbell
- "What in the name of ding-dong is going on here?!" ~ Prof Ruedas
- "I mean, come on! Who DOESN'T want to be raped by Jennifer Aniston?" ~ Prof Leslie
- "It used to be that being barrel-chested was a GOOD thing, but then the 90s hit and now guys have to be skinny, sad, and girly." ~ Guy at crosswalk by the dorm
- "I'm sure you all know about how polar near liver is toxic, but don't worry, it's only if you eat too much." ~ Prof Ruedas
- "Then they came out speaking a fancy form of gibberish called poetry." ~ Prof Armantrout
- "I'm going to go home and autotune my farts...and it will be amazing." ~ guy in smoke shelter on park blocks
- "Sorry, I have to go. I have a raid to get to in half an hour." ~ Guy in PSU library
- "Smite those bitches! Smite away!" ~ Christina, my Dungeon Master
- "What? San Francicso? Whales vagina?" ~ Girl talking on phone by Cafe Yum
- "An atheist can yell the same name as a Christian when he hits his thumb with a hammer and still not believe in the authenticity of the deity he is calling upon." Prof Armantrout
- "Nice purse. Does it go well with your vagina?" ~ Guy on train to his clearly male friend
- "Is that the neighbors cooking, or did a cat throw up in here." - Dad
- "I like you. You're, like, consistently not a piece of shit." - ?
- "It's like shin splints, but with fire." - Guy on Steele Bridge
- "Are those the keys to her vault aka her heart aka her chastity belt?" - Nainoa
- "I'm going to put all my points into Wisdom. Wizards should be wise." - Noob DnDer at UHH Library
- "He creeps me out. He looks like a Satanist. He is a good skate though." - ?
- "I LOVE CHAPSTICK!" - Old man at Worst Day of the Year Bike Ride
- "Your boobies are like 8 balls because I never know what to expect from you!" - Nainoa
- "I think there's a spider in my butt-- there's a spider bite between my butt cheeks." - Palmer
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