• 3/24/23: was in a weird, rusty, factory looking place with a bunch of people and for some reason i started killing them and i was filled with guilt the entire time but i kept doing it because i felt like i needed to or something

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• 4/17/23: me and my mom were in a walmart parking lot and for some reason we killed a lady, and the rest of the dream was me having the most intense anxiety i've ever had over when the police were going to come and arrest us and when i woke up i thought it was real for a few seconds

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• 4/23/23: dreamed i was in a weird place, it was kinda like a movie theater or something and the architecture made no sense. i remember climbing on this arch thing to try to get to another area and there was a lady with a stroller or something but i don't remember that part very well. then i was in this big open area that was flat and had a bunch of wooden buildings and water, and a lot of people who i think were my family, and we all got in a helicopter only for it to immediately have problems and when it became apparent we were going to crash i started telling the people i loved them and then prepared for death silently while everyone was screaming (cool dream) and i died at the end

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• 4/24/23: had a dream that jerma was in my kitchen and i called him kitchen jerma and he was really confusedhttps://listography.com/bugjuice?f=O#
• 4/25/23: there was this weird apartment complex in the sky where the only access to the outside was this huge shared balcony. nobody knew how they got there but everyone's room was specific to them and when i saw mine i started crying cause it was so awesome (it had tabby on the door)

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• 4/26/23: dreamed i was in the hospital again but i was stuck there even longer than i was in real life and there were new people i didn't know and also there was a part where i got to go outside for some reason but i was having a ridiculously hard time dressing myself

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• 4/27/23: i can't remember the specifics but i kept falling and needing help being pulled up/helped down and i felt really stupid because of it. also there was this restaurant place and for some reason my dad got knocked off a railing and i was really worried about him

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• 4/29/23: collection of unrelated events: a big water park where i went down the slide and it was really long and awesome, my mom getting me a centipede but the enclosure being too moist so the centipede got sick, and my sims game being haunted (sims spoke directly to me, glitched my game, and i kept playing like it didn't happen)

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• 5/6/23: had a dream i was asleep in my bed, in my room, where almost everything was identical to real life. there was another dream too but i forgot

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• 5/8/23: dreamed that a huge fire was devastating my neighborhood and i was sleeping inside the entire time even when it started coming closer to my house. i woke up before i got to see all of the damage

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• 5/11/23: barely comprehensible dream where there was this machine thing i had to destroy and it was doing some evil shit and it kept killing me (but i respawned) and the only way to defeat it was by living out specific scenarios over and over and over and over

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• 5/16/23: dream where i was hanging out with friends at a park and a lady in charge got so mad at us because we were wearing gloves and sitting. also there was ice cream and i really wanted ice cream in the dream

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• 5/17/23: I'VE BEEN HAVIN THESE DREEEEAMS........ I'VE BEEN HAVIN THESE BAAAAAD MUTHAFUCKIN DREAMS........... I'M DREAMIN BOUT THE CHEESES......

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• 5/18/23: holy shit i think i had a fucking dream jerma saw my listography page

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• 5/20/23: dreamed that my neighbor cut our tree down for no reason and i wanted to smash his skull under my boot

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• 5/21/23: dreamed about toyhouse comments(?)

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• 5/22/23: really fucking weird dream where i saw the events of gene and dean ween's lives play out like a movie (it was apparently something akin to the spongebob movie, in my dream, as that's how i visualized it) and i don't remember the earlier parts of the "movie" but i do remember the part where they (i think i was also there for a moment) were laying on the floor of a subway car hiding from an armed gunman who was robbing??? the subway??? or something??? but it turned out to be a joke all along and then ocean man played and the movie was over or some shit but it wasn't a movie actually it was a toyhouse profile i had just read and the page looked normal except the background was an incredible gif of the ocean beneath the surface. like it was beautiful actually there were so many strange creatures swimming about, in a pixel art style but it wasn't chunky, the colors were amazing and the further you scrolled down the further into the sea you went and the darker it got and there were different creatures. apparently i was on the page too long though because the text and animals parted and with an angelic chorus, from the briny depths came unto me sonic the hedgehog who delivered this message: "5315151 GOD IS REAL" (unsure of the specific order of the numbers, it was comprised mostly of 5's and 1's and there was like one 3 in there) and with a sharp ringing i awoke from this vision to sleep paralysis (which i broke out of like immediately) and ummm that's where i am now. i don't think i'm a prophet i believe i just need to go outside more
• Addendum: holy shit i just remembered more and there was this absolutely terrifying yeti man during an earlier part of the dream that was just me and my mom. he moved unnaturally and had an awful face from what i remember but it wasn't real apparently and was just used to get money from tourists because apparently it was like a famous cryptid in the area we were visiting. he moved all jerky and stuff

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• 5/27/23: was running around a serial killer's house and my friends were there too. but i got out and i was running around the street trying to get help and then i ended up in this weird basement place i kept running around in circles in but anyway i lived in the end i think

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• 5/28/23: had to skate really good and if i didn't get enough points they'd kill me. this was like a battle royale. and also we had to skate on lava and shit but it was cool cause i was great at spinning in the air

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• 5/31/23: we were in a movie theater... and watching movies... just going back and forth between the movies we were seeing and the seats weren't facing the right way and it was stupid

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• 6/6/23: in my dream i died and became a ghost and could haunt people and could change how big i was and how transparent i was

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• 6/9/23: had a very long dream it was troublesome but what is notable is the part where i said something stupid in the dream that i thought was funny and i think i started laughing irl

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• 6/26/23: the end of the world happened in two ways: volcanoes erupting near my house and robots i think. in the volcano one i found a teddy bear that looks like one of mine

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• 7/6/23: fell on a railroad track in this underground railway and the train was coming and i knew if i didn't run really fast and get out of the way i was going to die and felt true terror knowing that. also had another dream where another thing happened

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• 7/12/23: i went to ween's house or something and kept saying the goin' gets tough from the get-go go man go oh brother not anothermotherfucker gotta go now over and over again

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• 9/8/23: there was a part of a dream i was having where i was in a crowd in NYC i think and i saw this group of guys and i went up to them and it was like a sitcom with a laugh track when i shook the guys hand and was like "i like your shirt" but then when the guy was called by his friend and he walked away there was an "awww" from the live audience. also there was a part where there was this boy with a rare disease that made him deformed but that had nothing to do with that. if my life was LSD dream emulator this dream would be an upper for sure (woke up feeling pleasant i dont know why)

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• 9/10/23: a lot happened but i don't remember most of it. it was another good dream even though it was really weird. the highlight was me being outside my house and seeing this fish that looked like one of those kissing fish poke its head out of the water and start talking to me and i knew it was talking to me because there were subtitles. it perched itself on a rock and i ran inside to tell everybody but when i went back out it was gone. after that there was a play or something idk we were doing it on the fly i dont know what the plot was all i know is i've been seeing the ween brothers in my dreams a lot lately

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• 9/13/23: i was in a band or something but not really i wasnt getting utilized but not by the band but the company who owned them and i just wanted to play keys (didnt know how to play them) also there were frogs

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• 9/14/23: had a dream i started screaming and they didnt let me into this one paqrt of a buidling so i had to apologize for screaming also there was definitely more to this dream i don't remember right now (i remember now i was playing spolatoon with sam and we won and i was using the charger)

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• 9/18/23: a lot happened but i flew around a bunch and it was so cool and good and at the end i was flying over the lake and i ended up diving in and then i woke up

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• 10/1/23: big huge dream that is once again difficult to put into words. the most definite parts are that i was buggy and burger was there (splatoon ocs but they were humans) and the part where i slid down snow hills in the antarctic. then i started feeling really sluggish and woke to momentary sleep paralysis, which happened in the last dream i had too but i don't know how to describe that one

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• 11/20/23: in my delusional unaware state i dreamed that doug walker the nostalgia critic had a movie/review of the urbz: sims in the city (console) and i needed to read the credits to see if kidd chaos was in it, but at one point i woke up and realized that wasn't real so i went back to sleep but then i woke up in a sleep paralysis state where i was desperately trying to wake myself up because i made myself believe doug walker (the nostalgia critic) made an urbz movie again but this time i was fighting my own body to get out of bed and read the credits to see if kidd chaos was in the fucking movie

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• 11/??/23: i forget what day i had this dream and i kept forgetting to write it down but there was this absolutely massive journey through the woods and across a lake and up this hill that took so long i almost turned back but when i got to the cave i was going to there was a boss fight. yea with some thing idk

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• 12/6/23: some guy was ruining all my stuff like squishing it with a couch or dropping it out of an airplane idk there was definitely a part with a plane and then there were these creatures (they were from korea) and ummm it's hard to describe it but it gave me anxiety

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• 12/17/23: mo was going to be used by some people for a series or something but the guy in charge was picky? i don't know man.......... and then there was this place where it was really hard to walk because the ground kind of got sideways and i was really afraid so i was like holding onto the edge of the path because i didn't want to slide off into the water

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• 12/21/23: i met the johns from they might be giant, i met both of them, they were really nice and loved talking to me, whikch is really cool actually

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• 12/29/23: in my dream i was home alone with a jack Torrance type of murderer who was swinging a knife at me and I had like a razor and we were in the parking lot next to my house and i thihnk a wendy type of character was there watching but then i started rapping intergalactic at him for no reason. also weirdthings were happening in the dark in a room of the house and there were these thangs or something idk. oh also there was a part where i got to experience being a mushroom girl in which mushrooms started growing on my face where i scratched and it covered up my eye (i didn't like it (

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• 1/3/24: tabby was in a roblox animal crossing game and it was really cool to me that they had her but then some other stuff happened maybe it was a battle royal or something i dxontk now how to describe it

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• 1/9/24: i went back to school ( in my dreams sometimes i go to school, i decide to go whenever i want) and i had tea but then sometging happenied i don't know what but i think i went to heaven i came back though

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• 1/10/24: there was a game place that had a bunch of games u could play and i played urbz there,l they had a tv set up with urbz specifically. but you needed a guitar to play it and then there was a dock and water and

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• 2/21/24: my cat was a caterpillar and we left her outside and i lost her and i was a little boy and i was so upset about losing her i cried so hard in my dream i cried in real life too

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• 2/27/24: my friends were at my house and one of my friends who lives in florida showed up and she was like YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME DRIVING ALL THE WAY FROM FLORIDA TO BE HERE and we were like OHHHH YEAHHH you did drive from florida and then my best friend fleshinald put leaves in my air conditioner so when they blew out there would be shredded leaves all over my room

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• 2/28/24: big dream with weird stuff happening that i don't remember but i do remember the part i was playing splatoon and i started a turf war (or something) match at the same time i started a salmon run match and i had to do both somehow

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• 3/3/24: long ass nightmare world dream where people thought aliens were invading, but they weren't sure, but just in case they constructed these small wooden towers you could climb and hide in and a bunch of people did that and i was in one of them with my old dog who is dead now. first time i went up and opened the door i was like "hi" quietly but the door closed before i could go in so i just waited in the part outside of the main part of it but i got in there eventually? and there was a lot of shit that happened but i dont remember it because this dream was so godd dam long because it was like me laying down in real time. there was this lady (she was kinda like my aunt but wasnt) was the only other person i talked to i think and eventually they were like ok this sucks and everyone left but me because i was afraid of getting eaten (apparently a lot of green people were getting eaten) so i stayed with my dog (who was snoring, like she did in real life :)) and just stayed in the swaying tower for a while at some point i left though and i might have died but that part isn't clear. the aliens were real also and they were these huge octopus-ish monsters that flew in the sky, they looked similar to overlorder from splatoon side order so i cant play that anymore because it's giving me nightmares

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• 3/4/24: extensive dream where it was kind of like a game or something. almost petscop vibes. but there were these 4 skills you could level up, the way this screen looked is very vivid in my brain but i don't remember what the skills were (i think one of them was language? it might have been like school classes) and i think it mostly took place at a school, i remember it being very very confusing and i wasnt able to communicate with anyone and i was miserable and the way i learned things was by holding down on one of my teeth to level up my skills.
• just remembered, before this dream there was another one where i was going between missions kind of like side order but the missions were real life and i was being transported into different situations. one of them was very disturbing, i went to a house where a woman (kind of like wendy from the shining) was, but then other people would keep coming into the house and i had to fight them and it was really scary because i couldn't fight well (because i was dreaming man)

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• 3/9/24: cool dream, once again in a video game, this time i got to play as my characters and they had special abilities :sugarbrisk: i played as mo and ortwin (if you're in the know, you know) and it was really cool. at one point i rode a bike so high into the air i spun so fucking cool and stuck the landing. for some reason you had to hide in the shadows when the sun came up. also i remember being able to find these save cards in things.

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• 3/17/24: long dream, it was like i was watching harry potter but i was also harry potter at the same time which is weird cause i dont like harry potter but i really enjoyed it in the dream. there were these like. train things. and they had music on them you could grab and i think i grabbed................ i dont remember actually but i'll add it if i remember. also there was this awe3some snow globe room, there were so many snowglobes with weird things in them, also it was huge.

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• 3/18/24: was at a ween concert with sam, it was just us, and ween took a really long time to come onto the stage. in fact i don't know if they even did come onto the stage.

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• 4/10/24: i flew to school (cause i could fly) and i got lost in the school a few times but i brought jojo to read there but then the pillarmen were fucking real and showed up and killed everyone
• ademdum: there was also this boy, kind of round and had blonde hair, who was part robot. i remember there was a part where his robot insides were exposed but it was so freaky i didxnt look so i dont really know what it looked like

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• 4/24/24: i was playing splatoon and some hot shot game dev joined and played with me. it was really cool at first but then they were in my house and i quickly learned they were an asshole because they took over my bedroom and complained about it too after making me sleep in my mom's room cause they were upset the fan was noisy and they were like "well i was really hoping to get some good sleep tonight :/" and it made me so sad. i remember telling my mom about it in the dream and she was sad about it too and was like "awww im sorry :(" but i remember after that the person (fucker) just stayed and was annoyinggggggg for so longgggggg and i could never stop them or make them go away and then. they had a stand for some reason called PLASTIC BODY and it made their body plastic so they couldn't get hurt, and i saw the inside of their body like their muscles and ribcage but then i ate their body anyway and they were like HMPH <:) and i had plastic shards in my mouth and it was fucking awful and my mom was there and then i woke up

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• 4/27/24: i was at school again and i couldnt remember what bus to take home. i remember riding the bus and not being sure if it was the right one. and then i was playing animal crossing and there were these things in the ground that moved around really fast and dug up your crops and flowers and stuff and you had to catch them with your shovel and i caught one in front of tabby and she was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING THING and then there were more so i caught more and i was running around as my villagers for some reason and also the things underground were apparently pokemon but i dont know why and i think that part isn't as cool as the rest of it