Tenth Doctor

• "He needs you, that's very me." - The Doctor, Journey's End
• Rose: I'm Rose. Rose Tyler.
• Martha: Oh, my God...he found you. - Journey's End
• Donna: Oi, watch it space man!
• Human Doctor: Oi, watch it earth girl! - Journey's End
• Rose: Basically we've been building this, um, this travel machine, this dimension cannon so I could... Well, so I could -
• Ten: What?
• Rose: So I could come back.
• Ten: *grins*
• Rose: Shut up. - Journey's End
• "I didn't need to change. I didn't want to. Why would I? Look at me." - The Doctor, Journey's End
• Donna: It's like an outer space Facebook.
• Doctor: Everyone except Rose. - The Stolen Earth
• Donna: Thing is Doctor, no matter what's happening - and I'm sure it's bad, I get that - but Rose is coming back. Isn't that good?
• The Doctor: *smiles* Yeah. - The Stolen Earth
• "Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Somedays nobody dies at all. Now and then, Every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives." - River Song, Forest of the Dead
• The Doctor: These books are from your future. If you read ahead, it will spoil all the surprises. Like peeping at the end.
• Donna: Isn't travelling with you one big spoiler?
• The Doctor: I try to keep you away from major plot developments. - Silence in the Library
• *wearing a gas mas* "Are you my mummy?" - The Doctor, The Poison Sky
• Martha: No! He's sort of... strong.
• Donna: He is too skinny for words, you give him a hug, you get a paper cut!
• The Doctor: Oh, I'd rather you were fighting. - The Sontaran Stratagem
• Lucius: Doctor, she is returning.
• The Doctor: Who is? Who is she? - The Fires of Pompeii
• The Doctor: She fancied me.
• Donna: Mad Martha that one, blind Martha. Charity Martha. - Partners in Crime
• "I shall be taking you to Old London town in the country of UK, ruled over by Good King Wenceslas. Now human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages." - Mr Copper, Voyage of the Damned
• Captain Jack: Used to be a poster boy, when I was a kid, living in the Boeshane Peninsula. Tiny little place. I was the first ever to be signed up for the Time Agency. They were so proud of me. The Face of Boe, they called me. *smiles* I'll see you.
• The Doctor: No..
• Martha: It can't be.
• The Doctor: No... definitely not... no?
• ...
• The Doctor: No!! - Last of the Time Lords
• The Doctor: Oh! I know what it's like. It's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like. *runs off* Come on!
• Captain Jack: *to Martha* You too, huh? - The Sound of Drums
• The Doctor: How did you know this was me?
• Captain Jack: The police box kinda gives it away. - Utopia
• Captain Jack: [to Martha] Captain Jack Harkness... and who are you?
• Martha: Martha Jones.
• Captain Jack: Nice to meet you, Martha Jones.
• The Doctor: Oh, don't start!
• Captain Jack: I was only saying 'hello'!
• Martha: I don't mind. - Utopia
• Sally: How do you know what I'm going to say?
• The Doctor: [on video] Look to your left.
• Larry: *writing down the conversation, and sitting to her left* "Look to your left." I've written tons about that on the front. I think it's a political statement.
• Sally: He means you. - Blink
• Sally: I love old things. They make me feel sad.
• Cathy: What's good about sad?
• Sally: It's happy for deep people. - Blink
• "He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful." - Tim, The Family of Blood
• "There's no such thing as an "ordinary human"." - The Doctor, The Lazarus Experiment
• "It's the Depression, sweetie. Your heart might break, but the show goes on." - Tallulah, Daleks in Manhattan
• William Shakespeare: 761390! Vanish like a tinker's cuss! I say to thee...
• Doctor: .... Uh....
• Martha: Expelliarmus!
• Doctor: EXPELLIARMUS!
• Doctor: Good old J.K.! - The Shakespeare Code
• Lilith: But your heart grows cold, the north wind blows, and carries down the distant.... Rose?
• The Doctor: Oh, big mistake, 'cause that name keeps me fighting! - The Shakespeare Code
• Shakespeare: To be or not to be... Ooh. That's quite good.
• The Doctor: You should write that down.
• Shakespeare: Maybe not. Bit pretentious?
• The Doctor: Meh. - The Shakespeare Code
• Martha: Magic and stuff, that's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.
• The Doctor: Wait till you read book seven- oh, I cried! - The Shakespeare Code
• Martha: But are we safe? Can we move around and stuff?
• The Doctor: Of course we can. Why do you ask?
• Martha: It's like in the films! You step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race!
• The Doctor: I'll tell you what then, don't.... step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you?
• Martha: What if.... I dunno! What if I kill my grandfather?!
• The Doctor: Are you planning to?
• Martha: No.
• The Doctor: Well, then. - The Shakespeare Code
• The Doctor: Just me.
• Martha: All on your own?
• The Doctor: Well! Sometimes I have... guests. I mean, some friends travelling alongside me. I had... it was recently.... a friend of mine. Rose, her name was. Rose, and... we were together. Anyway.
• Martha: Where is she now?
• The Doctor: With her family. Happy. She’s fine. She... Not that you’re replacing her! - Smith & Jones
• "Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks." - The Doctor, Smith & Jones
• Rose: Am I ever going to see you again?
• The Doctor: You can't.
• Rose: What are you going to do?
• The Doctor: Back to the TARDIS. Same old life.
• Rose: On your own?
• The Doctor: Yes.
• Rose: I- .... I love you.
• The Doctor: Quite right too. [pause] And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it: Rose Tyler... - Doomsday
• The Doctor: How long are you going to stay with me?
• Rose: Forever. - Army of Ghosts
• "When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it." But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better." - Elton, Love & Monsters
• "Oh, she knows." - The Doctor, The Satan Pit
• The Doctor: I'll have to get a house! With - with doors and carpets, can you imagine? Me, living in a house?!
• Rose: [singsong voice] You'll have to get a mortgage!
• The Doctor: No.
• Rose: Oh, yes.
• The Doctor: No. That's it, I'm dying. It is all over.
• Rose: What about me? I'll have to get one too. Or - it could be the same one. [uncomfortably] We could... I don't know... share. [The Doctor stares at her] Or not, whatever.
• The Doctor: [quickly] Anyway.
• Rose: [just as fast] Yeah, we'll see.
• The Doctor: I promised Jackie I would always take you back home.
• Rose: Everyone leaves home in the end.
• The Doctor: Not to end up stuck here!
• Rose: Yeah, well stuck with you, that's not so bad.
• The Doctor: [surprised] Yeah?
• Rose: Yes. - The Impossible Planet
• The Doctor: Well I dunno, I can't worry about everything! If I could just get this thing to... *kicks Tardis*
• Mickey Smith: Did that help?
• The Doctor: Yes.
• Mickey Smith: Did that hurt?
• The Doctor: Yes. - Rise of the Cybermen
• Rose: No, you are not keeping the horse!
• The Doctor: I let you keep Mickey! - The Girl in the Fireplace
• Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
• The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective! - The Girl in the Fireplace
• "You can spend the rest of your life with me.... but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords." The Doctor, School Reunion
• "That is enigmatic - that is textbook enigmatic." - The Doctor, New Earth

Ninth Doctor

• Emperor Dalek: What are you, Doctor, coward or killer?
• The Doctor: Coward any day. - The Parting of the Ways
• The Doctor: Just go in there and tell her "the Doctor" would like to see her.
• Secretary: "The Doctor" who?
• The Doctor: Just "the Doctor", tell her exactly that, "the Doctor".
• Secretary: Hang on a tic.
• ...
• Secretary: The Lord Mayor says "thank you f-for popping by." She'd love to have a chat, but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork. Perhaps you would like to make an appointment for next week...
• The Doctor: [happily] She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
• Secretary: Yes, she is. - Boom Town
• The Doctor: History says there was an explosion here. Who am I to argue with history?
• Rose: Usually the first in line. - The Doctor Dances
• "One day, just one day, maybe, I'm going to meet somebody who gets the whole "don't wander off" thing. Nine hundred years of phone box travel and it's the only thing left that surprises me." - The Doctor, The Empty Child
• Harriet Jones: But he's got a Northern accent!
• Rose: Lots of planets have a North. - World War Three
• Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name!
• The Doctor: Ricky.
• Mickey: It's Mickey.
• The Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
• Mickey: I think I know my own name.
• The Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you? - Aliens of London
• "You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive." - The Doctor, The End of the World