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hello this is a list of fics that i absolutely adore or died laughing over or died cos of heartbreak or just died
none of the fics belong to me, all credits to their respective owners, i'm just listing my favourites for anyone who needs a good sj read.
fics are listed in no particular order, with the author's summary right below the title in italics, followed by my own comments in normal font, and then small excerpts in italics again.
enjoy!
Sungmin plays a prank, with interesting results. Kyuhyun can’t figure out whether this is a good thing or a really, really bad one. College AU. Also, online dating.
one of my favourite fics ever, i love zhoumi in this and the kyumin friendship.
(23:40) sungmin! says: I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!!! (23:40) sungmin! says: invite me to your wedding, okay? (23:40) lp0 on fire says: Invite me to your FUNERAL.
They decide on two rules in light of Changmin’s new situation. One, Changmin was no longer allowed the microphone anymore during fanmeetings and two, he was no longer allowed to talk to any authority figure or basically anyone who could potentially end their career, cut their paycheck, increase their hours, arrest them, etc. without another DBSK member around to do possible damage control.
featuring heenim’s sharp tongue.
“…Why is Changmin acting like Heechul-hyung?” Donghae asks Jaejoong.
In exchange for taking Heechul shopping last week, Siwon gets a guest spot on Heechul’s advice column.
siwon’s insights and not so subtle band members.
What do you think of Sungmin in a slutty Santa costume for this Christmas? Please reply honestly.
Super Junior goes on vacation, and Kibum documents his FMLs.
this is fantastic, really. sulky!kibum is so like him and it’s by one of my favourite fic authors.
Today, Super Junior went on vacation. Which isn’t so bad, except they dragged me along. FML.
At the Soo Man Academy for Gifted Individuals, those with mutant powers are taught how to control their gifts. Hankyung has come to learn to control something he doesn’t consider a gift, but rather a curse, and he wants nothing else from the school, certainly not friendship, but then, his life has never gone how he wanted it.
this is chaptered, pretty long but worth every minute spent reading. another one of my favourite fic authors, and it’s mutant!AU. really really really great fic! (ps this links to the author’s mutant!AU tag so all the chapters are there)
“Oh, someone finally decided to live with you?” The other boy looked Hankyung up and down. “Well, good luck with that.
In which…Donghae brings the Wii to China and chaos ensues.
craaaaack. super junior m plays wii (which happens to be indestructible)
“What do you mean it went through the door?”
Hyukjae loves, loves, loves.
this fic, along with one other, is my favourite fic ever. the imagery and descriptions are beautiful. hyukjae dreams and his dreams are just so haunting. if i could marry this fic, i would.
when you sleep, there’s dreams of faceless people, and they dance, dance like the world would be lit on fire if they stopped. they jump from rooftops and land gracefully and they keep dancing, spinning.
Sungmin grows up on an island with two other boys.
this, is my other favouritest fic ever, ever. it's so heartbreakingly beautiful and i just iwhfljnkdfa
It isn’t easy to find a soulmate in a lifetime, much less two, but Sungmin has done just that with Lee Hyukjae and Lee Donghae.
In which Super Junior goes to hell, but it's not really hell, Death has depression and also, maybe, a crush on Zhou Mi.
lol shit this shouldn't be funny (ok maybe it should), but it is and really it's fun watching suju tire out Death.
“You’re supposed to be suffering,” Death answers. “I’m not,” Heechul says flipping his hair over his shoulder. “What sort of Death are you? Am I supposed to be in hell? Because if this is hell then I’m glad I never listened to Siwon about going to church.”
and then, the 2nd part to it
Death dumps him right into Kibum's lap because, personally, Death ships kihae.
Rule number sixty-three: Life is meaningless, the Oojah is more important.
eunhae's rule book full of craaaack
Rule number sixty-six: Eunhyuk is a pussy.
Rule number sixty-seven: Donghae is a crybaby.
Rule number sixty-eight: Eeteuk will get the damn Oojah back for you just stop whining about it already oh my god.
Life as a phone sex operator voice actor isn’t exactly exciting, but there are occasional callers that are worth Sungmin’s while.
cries all the lulz, it's phone!sex!operator!sungmin which translates almost to slut!min, what are you waiting for???
“I’d like you to send a plumber; didn’t you hear me, something’s clogged!”
Donghae has many reasons to believe that Kim Kibum, the new kid in his class, is a vampire. (Twilight parody)
kibum's edward and donghae's bella and i need to clear my head because what have i just read?
About three things Donghae was absolutely positive.
First, Kibum was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him — and Donghae didn't know how dominant that part might be — that thirsted for his blood.
And third, he had... really, really nice arms.
Pornstars, and the men who love them.
this is chaptered and i've linked to the first chapter, but the author has so conveniently put all the links there so navigation is easy. kangin finds a new job..... in filming gay porn
“That’s a very… long… tongue, sir.”
One morning the members of Super Junior wake up with super powers. What follows is a day of chaos. Some of them have cooler powers than others, some adapt quicker to them than others. Leeteuk mainly worries for his sanity and for the fate of the world at large.
this has 4 parts and heenim is so catty, i love it
“What’s your power, Henry?” Heechul asks, a gleeful lilt to his voice. “If it’s falling through floors then you might just be in the running for the lamest super power award.”
jan 5 2013 +