- I want a morning person.
- And an evening person.
- One of those people who can stay up all night but be totally fine in the morning as they wake up at six AM chipper.
- I want a person who will wake me up in the morning with a cup of coffee and a kiss and say ‘hurry up and get dressed, we’re going for a jog’, even though I hate exercising in the morning.
- I want somebody who can cook dinner. I can handle breakfast and lunch.
- Somebody who reads every chance he gets and likes to talk to me about what he read while we lie in bed together on Saturdays.
- I want somebody who I feel comfortable enough with to talk about sex and say things like ‘I have to piss.’
- In fact, I want someone who will walk into the bathroom in the mornings we run late while I’m pissing so he can shave.
- I want someone to go to plays with, someone who won’t mind when I put my head on his shoulder.
- I want someone to dork out with.
- I want someone who looks good holding a cigarette.
- I want the bad boy.
- I want him to have a leather jacket that looks deliciously good on him.
- I want the jacket to be huge on me and smell like smoke and him.
- Someone to take control of things when I’m feeling out of control.
- I want someone who lets me put my head on his shoulder.
- I want someone who is tall enough to rest his chin on the top of my head.
- I want someone who will hold me while I sleep and be an excellent source of warmth.
- I want someone who will hug me when I am sad and let me in when he is sad too.
- I want someone that understands that I will be sad a lot.
- I want someone who will throw me over his shoulder and say ‘Me Tarzan, you Jane.’
- I want someone to occasionally slap by butt.
- I want someone who reads and reads and reads.
- I want someone who will write breath taking sonnets and read them to me for critique.
- I want him to write poetry like he belongs in the 17th century.
- And I want him to quote Herrick to me, embellishments added, while we fool around.
- I want someone with knobby fingers. Large knuckles.
- I want someone who likes to read comics.
- I want someone who fights with me when I’m being stubborn and pig headed.
- I want someone who wants terrific make-up sex.
- I want someone who is dominant in bed.
- I want someone who is not going to tell me to calm down when I freak out.
- I want someone who isn’t afraid to explore.
- I want someone who would rather stay in than go to a party.
- I want someone who is patient with me.
- I want someone to not give a damn about my weird habits.
- I want someone with an Adam’s apple.
- I want someone who can’t dance but is willing to pretend to in the living room.
- I want someone who appreciates all sorts of music and is willing to go to concerts with me.
- I want someone with strong arms and a cute butt.
- I want someone who will explain football to me, or baseball, so I can go to games with him.
- I want someone with cut abs.
- I want someone who is attractive in an interesting way.
- I want someone who will never make me cry.
- I want someone who will tell me about each scar as I discover them.
- I want someone who has a great taste in movies.
- I want someone who wants to watch horror movies so I can hide my face in his chest.
- I want someone with rough hands.
- I want someone who sees beneath the sarcastic wall I put up.
- I want someone I can have deep talks with, talks that end with us laughing over absolutely nothing.
- I want someone with button down shirts that I can wear sometimes.
- I want someone I can trust.
- I want someone who calls me beautiful, never cute.
- I want someone who likes me more than they like my sister.
- I want someone who understands that I don’t give a damn about monogamy as long as at the end of the day I have someone to share silly things with.
- I want someone who will go with my love vs. I hate love mood swings and appreciate them.
- I want someone who likes to go to museums.
- I want someone who will tell me all about his day, no matter how mundane it was.
- I want a dog person.
- And a cat person.
- I want someone I know will not leave me for something better. I need someone who will make me secure in our relationship.
- I want someone to let me love them.
- I want someone who understands my insecurities and works to make me feel better about myself.
- I want someone who will not be angry when I am depressed.
- I want someone I can talk to about everything and anything.
- I want someone who doesn’t think I’m asking too much.
- I want someone who will hold my face between his hands and say ‘I love you, silly girl. I don’t understand how you didn’t see it.’
- I want someone who understands that I’m writing this to make myself feel better about things.
- Someone who understands how OCD and anal retentive I can be and doesn’t mind.
- I need someone who won’t hurt me because I’ve been hurt enough already.
jan 11 2012 ∞
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