because I am afraid they will suck and retroactively ruin my childhood

• The Brave Little Toaster
• The Pokey Little Puppy
• An American Tail
• An American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West
• Homeward Bound
• Darkwing Duck
• TaleSpin
• DuckTales
• Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
• Alvin and the Chipmunks
• tether ball
• four square
• The Goonies
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the movie)
• Home Alone
• Earthworm Jim
• Oregon Trail
• Star Trek Voyager and TNG
• Married With Children
• Sorry (the board game)
• The Natural
• Teddy Ruxpin

I thought this list would have more things that I highly value from my childhood. Also, a handful of these things are probably still great, but I won't take the chance.