• Bones
    • 1. Zack: Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep, African-American tone.
    • 2. Caroline: Objection! That implication is offensive.
    • Judge: Overruled. That objection has no standing in a court of law.
  • Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
    • Penny: He’s a really good-looking guy, and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first—
    • Billy: Trust your instincts.
    • Penny: But he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There’s something totally different underneath than what’s on the surface.
    • Billy: And sometimes there’s a third even deeper level and that one is the same as the top surface one.
    • Penny: Huh?
    • Billy: Like with pie.
  • HIMYM
    • Barney: When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
    • (like everything. seriously. I love 'Lawyered!' and the magic tricks and 'Freeze frame high five!' and every Swarley joke in the history of Swarlesdom.)
jan 28 2010 ∞
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