• i can do everything better than you | 3.8k | “i bet you i can go longer without touching you.” “you’re gonna lose this bet, kim taehyung.” or vmin make a bet
  • fck | 3k | you know that i’m the one who set the teachers ringtone to boys moaning and called them during class now you’re using this against me.
  • finger cuffs | 30.5k | taehyung falls in love every day but this time, he insists, it is real. but all of his friends are vehemently against the object of his latest affection. "can you give me one?" "a reason?" yoongi hums shortly. "you're sensitive. you fall for anyone in a matter of seconds. and he throws people away like used tampons. there's three."
  • fire sales burning up my heart | 2.7k | (canon) 5 times taehyung became an inanimate object, sort of
  • i'm a dash, you are a dot | 5k | vmin as buzzfeed workers
  • i'm a teepee, i'm a wigwam (calm down, man - you're two tents) | 9.4k | jimin’s birthday was in october. his best friend, in his infinite wisdom, had decided for some unfathomable reason that the perfect choice for a birthday celebration would be going camping. in the mountains. where the temperature was 9 degrees celsius and sinking fast as the sun set slowly in the west.
  • it's your heart i wanna live (& sleep) in | 22.6k | the first time jimin sleeps over at taehyung's, it's an emergency. the other times after? that's a different story.
  • jammed | 11k | the rational part of jimin's brain screams at him to remember what his mother said about strangers and vans. but the rational part of his brain is no match for really bad whiskey and kim taehyung. ((au where jimin gets stuck on the interstate in the middle of a blizzard and taehyung lives in a van))
  • let's get going | 7.3k | kim taehyung could've lived his whole life without knowing that jimin owns a dildo.
  • marry you | 2.5k | taehyung had a lot grander plans than proposing to his boyfriend in the middle of a pho kitchen during his lunch break, but apparently that's how the universe wanted it to happen, and who was he to question fate?
  • new message - 1:15 am | 2.5k | jimin was fully not expecting to wake up with four drunk sexts from the gorgeous boy in his korean lit lecture, but he did, and now he's fairly certain he's going to have to switch schools.
  • not-so-glorious | 1.3k | kim taehyung is a good boy. however, kim taehyung is also a glory hole slut.
  • some kinda magic | 5.4k | nothing interesting ever happens in jimin's ordinary convenience store. until one day, mysteriously, things start to go missing from their shelves.
  • the downfall of the kissing booth king | 1.7k | kim taehyung always runs the most popular kissing booth and he will not accept some newbie taking away his throne. he's going in to prove how un-better park jimin is at kissing. vmin and kissing booth rivalry.
  • working hard or hardly working | 3k | kim taehyung, 9.36am hoseokie-hyung is your friend but hr is not your friend
  • worst boyfriend | 24.9k | surely there's a word for pining after your boyfriend's best friend. surely.
  • you're the best (i wanna know about your day) | 8.8k | there is very little that taehyung hates more than 8 am classes. but wow. look at that. he’s found something. 8 am ballet. ballet at any time of the day probably would have been enough to make him drop out of college. the only reason he’s still in it is probably because it’s so early that taehyung literally isn’t awake enough to properly register how terrible everything is.
may 7 2017 ∞
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