In 2006, my dad introduced me to The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006) and it ruined my life. In 2014, someone who wasn't my dad introduced me to Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (2001) and it exacerbated my already stained life.

It is my deepest and sincerest hope that I will never be introduced to another video game in my life, lest I spend the rest of my life having what these monstrous people call "fun".