• reads books
• has glasses
• laughs with me
• makes me laugh
• doesn't mind hugs and my general clingy nature
• is intelligent and creative
• beats to his own drum, but can be charming and normal in a crowd
• loves animals
• is passionate about issues
• knows how to really dance, and helps me dance
• gives genuine compliments
• is really, comically bad at something like sports, math, or cooking
• looks damn sexy in a suit
• loves adventure and staying in and watching television
• knows how to listen
• loves to travel
• is faithful and makes the effort to be romantic
• fits in well with my friends
• has awesome friends of his own
• challenges me and makes my life better

Basically, this guy is fictional. The luck of finding him and having him be into me is one in a million.