- dear writer's block: why do you suddenly leave when i start playing bluegrass music? i don't understand. despite my confusion, i am grateful you have decided to take this brief hiatus. see you soon! love, nina.
- dear reese's seasonals: you make life so much better. love, me.
- oh hey, voice. i hope you're enjoying your vacation. i don't really need you right now, anyway. buon viaggiare! love, me.
- dear olympics: please stop distracting me from doing my work. thanks. sincerely, nina.
- dear pete townshend and roger daltry: you put musicians a quarter of your age to shame. still. love, me.
- dear marvel heroes multivitamins: your packaging promised me dietary supplements in the shapes of spiderman, captain america, and ironman. i was excited. instead, i recieved dietary supplements in the shapes of spiderman, captain america, and the hulk. i am severaly dissapointed. i expect to be refunded with the full ...amount of missing ironman vitamins. immediately. sincerely, me
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