if i were...

• a color: seagreen.
• a fruit: nectarine.
• a kind of weather: overcast.
• a month: february.
• a movie: madea's big happy family.
• a book: the lovely bones.
• a show: the parkers.
• a music genre: r&b.
• a number: seven.
• a place: hell.
• a word: void.
• a food: lasagna.
• a drink: orange soda.