- Rurok ng katsipan.
- Fornicate with your own face, if you must. After all, it's the only one you trust.
- Dear banana-hating, attention-ass grabbing, whore-squatting, vocabulary-lacking, rumor-spreading, racist-commenting, righteous blabbing, finger-pointing, standard-bearing, self-promoting, crisis-stoking, credential-conscious, dignity-decreasing, embarrassment-admitting, insecurity-producing, social network trolling, blame-throwing backfire expert of a throbbing pain the arse: please get off your face and eat your emotionally generic point of view off your own genitals without wasting our time and space. Thanks.
- Advocacy is dead and I am here to bury it.
- Porke may tae sa daan, di naman ibig sabihin na pwedeg jumebs diyan.
- Huwag kausapin ang lasing kapag di pa nakainom.
- Your velcro-crusted vagina is starting to stink up the vibe of the area.
- Your ideals are as politically correct as a hunchback marathon.
- Stop quoting dead people. They have absolutely no idea and have no interest in what you are going through right now.
- Gago ka ba? Alamin mo nga. Mga matatalino lang ang marunong magpakagago. Tsaka iba ang gago sa tanga. Ang tanga walang alam. Ang gago walang pakialam.
- Quote your faith not your religion.
- Arguing publicly on a social network is like giving yourself the finger in front of everybody.
- They don't make mistakes like you anymore. You're the limited edition kind. A rare breed of fuck-up.
- Your love is a placebo most liars are born with.
- It's my comedy against your tragedy. Why? I prefer to think that I spend my life being proven by other people that I'm wrong. When I get to be right, it's nice when I get to be wrong, I learn so much that it gets me right in the long run anyway. It's a win-win situation.
- Please stop making unannounced visits. Into my life.
- Don't fall for your own dreams before they are built.
- Mahirap nga naman talaga pag mayaman ka na nga, tapos pangit ka pa.
- Thank you for indicating that you are always there to listen. Especially during the times I need you to do shit, not listen.
- What's in that bag? Excuses?
- They looked like they sound great in their pretty pictures.
- I shall base your reputation on the quality of your ex-girlfriends.
- Para khang tae, na nagka-opinion. Gusto ko lagyan ng korona ang iyong kulugo. Anak ka ng na-na, huwag kang magkalat dito. Kailangan ko bang konsultahin ang nunal mo muna bago kausapin ka? Mas macho pa yata ang sinigang kesa sa anak mo.
- My bullshit is better than your bullshit and I'm going to make you buy it.
- Doesn't it suck when the things that make you happy are the things that can't inspire you?
- Life is a box of chocolates. You don't get any.
- Are you really a girl inside? Or do you just talk like a bitch.
- Just because you don't see me working, doesn't mean I'm not. Just because I can't see your brain doesn't mean I don't know you're stupid.
- Stop being your own greatest mistake.
- Your face is an awkward moment.
- God took a dump, and his shit got creative. Ergo, you.
- I refuse to be surrounded by people who think they're smart enough to fight and see who among them is the dumbest.
- If your body was a planet, your face would be a major incuntinent.
- I like your opinions as opinions go. But I don't need it.
- Libre ang mangarap. Libre din mambara ng pangarap.
- Alamin mo muna ang gusto mong ipagawa. Bago mo ipagawa sa iba.
- I'm worried I haven't got enough tissue here to wipe that bullshit off your face.
- You can eat your pride when you think no one is watching.
- You remind me of the things that I should forget.
- The internet doesn't owe you anything.
- You put the hell in hello.
- Well, don't just stand there, go on and hype yourself to death.
- If we absolutely have to shoot ourselves in the head let's try not to hit everyone else, please.
- In the event of your mistake, go fuck yourself.
- I can't save you from myself. I can't save me from yourself.
- Patience. Even the dead have to wait in line.
- Never is the new now.
- The infinity symbol is the eternal question. The point at which it intersects with itself is the ultimate answer.
- You think you've seen it all and then you close your eyes.
- Don't wait for the good life to kill you.
- Take care of your passions. So your passions take care of you.
- Give and let live.
- All that inspirational shit don't count for anything if you have no idea what to do with your life.
- The idle intelligent is worse than the bookish ignorant.
- Sorry is a blunt instrument. A fading echo, an irritant, a deliberate pest of a thought process
- It's difficult to be right and powerless.
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