• burp cloths
• socks
• sleepers in 6 mo. size
• bottle drying rack
• mesh fresh food teethers

• Non-maternity jeans
• Moisturizer
• Under eye concealer
• Face wash
• Body wash
• Bin for Emma's "too big" clothes
• fall/winter candle
• Plug-in air fresheners

BOOKS I HAVE FINISHED:

• Snow Flower and the Secret Fan by Lisa See
• Little Bee by Chris Cleave
• Before Women Had Wings by Connie May Fowler
• Zen and the Art of Happiness by Chris Prentiss
• No One Belongs Here More Than You. by Miranda July
• The Baby Book by William and Martha Sears
• The Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy by Vicki Iovine
• The Girlfriends' Guide to Surviving the First Year of Motherhood by Vicki Iovine
• Couldn't Keep It to Myself: Testimonies from Our Imprisoned Sisters by Wally Lamb and the Women of York Correctional Institution\
• The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth St...

• "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" by Chelsea Handler
• Bitter is the New Black" by Jen Lancaster

• Have one of my pictures/captions featured on icanhascheezburger.com
• See Ron Mueck's work in person
• Have at least five pieces of my art displayed at art shows
• Publish at least five poems
• Read all of the first place O. Henry Award short stories (since 1919)

• The Grifters (starring John Cusack, produced by Martin Scorsese and directed by Stephen Frears, who directed "High Fidelity" and "Dirty Pretty Things")
• Shutter Island
• Breaking the Waves (the first in the "Golden Heart Trilogy" of which "Dancer in the Dark" was the third)
• The Idiots (second in trilogy)
• Guinevere (starring Sarah Polley)
• Brothers
• One Crazy Summer (starring John Cusack)
• Better Off Dead (starring John Cusack)
• Dogville (written/directed by Lars Von Trier, stars Nicole Kidman)

• Use cranberries as decorations, esp. in glass bowls with candles
• Wrap gifts in brown bag paper and cover in lace/doilies
• Crochet stockings with "embroidered" embellishments, lace, etc.
• Make gift tags out of magazine clippings. Cut image into tag shape.
• Make holiday postcards rather than greeting cards
• Use pages from a vintage book & turn them into envelopes
• Melt crayons into shapes
• Make mix tape journal with embroidered/sketched tape on front
• Finger puppets
• Personalized calendars

• Moving out!!
• Having my kitty, Charlee
• Canceling my internet
• Making a latch hook rug
• Decorating my apron
• Making cloth napkins
• Creating a worm compost bin
• Finding chairs, a coffee table, a tall end table, and a comfy reading chair
• Painting picture frames
• Painting mail holder
• Packing
• Eating better/more organically
• Setting up clothes racks
• Putting all of my clothes on nice hangers
• Finding a cool mat for the balcony
• Finding frames for my Vogue posters
• Cleaning out art room closet
• Putting lower wattage light bulb in newly made lamp

• Ceramic knife
• Teapot
• Tea infusers
• Chopsticks
• Christmas decorations
• Muffin tin
• Kitchen counter cleaner
• Sugar bowl
• Wine glasses
• Coffee tumblers
• Chili bowls
• Waffle iron
• Blender
• Strainer
• Things from the little bathroom

• Metric covered Elliott Smith's "Between the Bars". WTF??
• Elliott Smith used to play under the name "Johnny Panic". Inspired by Sylvia Plath's book "Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams"?
• Michael Andrews and Gary Jules did the cover of "Mad World" (originally by Tears for Fears) that's in Donnie Darko.

• Peppermint oil (keeps irises and daisies fresh)
• Gourmet coffee beans, grinder, and coffee press
• Lingerie bag
• Colored glass jelly jars
• Little black dress (how have I lived this long without one?)
• Cloth napkins
• Taupe or salmon colored sheet set
• Black stilettos (to go with the little black dress, of course)
• Solid colored dinner plates
• Itty bitty clear vases (just the right size for single blooms)
• Pant hangers
• Nice-sounding record player
• New slippers (perhaps moccasin style)
• Frying pans
• Men's-style plaid/flannel bathrobe

• Sort items to be donated
• Take donations to Goodwill or Value Village
• Highlight hair
• Call doctor
• Import CDs
• Work on tattoo design
• Wash car
• Find vegan recipes
• Get coat appraised
• Clean art room
• Finish all laundry
• Read AT LEAST two books
• Put new sheets on the bed

• Winona Ryder obsession:
  • Night on Earth
  • Mermaids
  • Little Women
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Reality Bites
  • The Age of Innocence (actually got bored and stopped watching)
• Babel
• Die Hard
• The Darjeeling Limited
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• Brazil
• What's Eating Gilbert Grape
• Enchanted (being a girly girl and dreaming about fairy tales is fun sometimes)
• Paris J'taime (for the 2nd time)
• The Mother
• My Life Without Me (amazing.)

• Lucas
• Heathers
• Square Dance
• The Age of Innocence
• Girl, Interrupted
• Dracula

• Amelie
• Fight Club
• Pulp Fiction
• Garden State
• The Breakfast Club
• Dead Poet's Society
• Pump Up the Volume
• City of Angels
• White Oleander
• Now and Then
• Little Women

• Sleeping downstairs by the fire with a plastic nativity scene (slumber party with Jesus)
• Reading "Cherry" by Mary Karr
• Calling out of work because there's a foot of snow covering my neighborhood and I can't even leave the driveway
• Taking naps
• Eating breakfast burritos made by my dad
• Eating triple chip cookies made by Vi and myself
• Staving off loneliness with phone calls and IMing
• Putting together Christmas gifts
• Wearing less makeup and wanting to keep it that way
• Dreaming about living in new spaces
• Being invited out to multiple places each night but not feeling confident enough to drive on the icy roads
• Getting splinters nearly every time I put...

• The Stand (King)
• House of Leaves (Danielewski)
• The Plague (Camus)

• from Vi
  • Kitty wind chime
  • Frosted berry scent diffuser
• from Elsa
  • Iris plates and bowls
• from Nelida
  • Candle holders/candles
• from Dad
  • Electric blanket
  • Blue stained glass star tree topper
  • Canvases
  • Picture frames
  • Cat ornament
  • Ceramic Santa w/ chalkboard (to paint)
  • Standing Santa w/ cat decoration
  • Tube lighters
  • Candy

• With ** for ones I've read
• Slapstick (Vonnegut) **
• Satan Burger (Mellick) **
• A Wolf at the Table (Burroughs) **
• The Bell Jar (Plath) **
• Lolita (Nabakov) **
• House of Leaves (Danielewski) **
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Chbosky) **
• White Oleander (Fitch) **
• The Doctors and the Devils (Thomas)
• Hot Water Music (Bukowski)
• On the Road (Kerouac)
• The Fountainhead (Rand)
• Slaughterhouse Five (Vonnegut)
• The Road (McCarthy)
• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Thompson)

• Large cast iron skillet
• Coffee maker
• Pitcher
• Waffle iron
• Muffin tin
• Can opener
• Measuring cups
• Measuring spoons
• Silverware (2 sets)
• Ice cube trays
• Plates
• Bowls
• Glasses (3 different sets)
• Mugs
• Travel coffee mugs (4)
• Spatulas
• Ladle
• Baking sheet
• Pie Tin
• 4 cup measuring cup
• Butter dish

• Sara
  • Stuffed animal (maybe one from childhood)
  • 14,000 Things to be Happy About book for her to mark in
  • Blog-like videos
  • Sylvia Plath Journals
  • Goose things
  • The Stand
• Mom
  • Mixed CD of classic 70's songs
  • Hallmark ornaments
  • Village additions
  • Home decorations (cream, blue, red country theme)
  • White Correll dishes to add to set
• Lexi
  • The Catcher in the Rye or other J.D. Sali...

• Watching people laugh
• Albert Camus
• Apple cider on a cool night
• Thunderstorms
• Books of astounding poetry
• Mailing mixed CDs to friends
• Christmas shopping
• Finding loved albums on vinyl
• Being hugged
• The weight of many blankets
• Brick houses
• Checkered kitchen floor tiles
• Claw foot tubs
• Making seasonal desserts
• Highlighting favorite passages in books
• Hearing the words "I miss you"
• Eating ice cream while watching movies
• Waking up to the sun coming through curtains
• Sitting in a downtown coffee shop, watching people pass outside

• I'm Not There
• Dancer in the Dark
• I Am Sam
• Funny Face
• Cassablanca
• Once
• Million Dollar Hotel
• Wristcutters: A Love Story
• August Rush
• What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
• Citizen Kane
• Breakfast at Tiffany's

Whole Grains/Legumes 6 servings daily

• 1/2 c. brown rice
• 1 c. cooked whole grain oatmeal
• 1/2 c. whole grain cereal
• 1/2 c. granola
• 1/2 whole wheat pita
• 1/2 whole wheat roll
• 1/2 whole wheat bagel/english muffin
• 1/2 wheat tortilla
• 1/2 c. cooked beans
• 1 oz. wheat pasta
• 2 c. air-popped popcorn

Iron 30-50 mg. daily

• lean beef
• cooked dried beans
• oat bran
• dried fruits
• spinach
• soy products
• seaweed

• Whitley
• Angus and Julia Stone
• Coconut Records

• KITCHEN
  • dishes
    • empty rack
    • wash
  • sweep floor
  • sanitize counter/stove top
  • sort/take out garbage/recycling
  • water spider plant and orchid
• BATHROOM
  • wipe down sink & toilet
  • sweep floor
  • scrub tub (as needed)
  • scrub toilet (as needed)
  • empty trash
  • change hand towels
  • Windex mirror
• ENTRYWAY

• Put crib together
• Clean out closet in baby's room
• Get bed frame
• Get white dresser
• Get rid of bed and yellow chair
• Clean out kitty closet
  • move hope chest to bedroom
  • sort through box of plant pots and misc. stuff
  • move both litter boxes in
  • move Christmas stuff in
• Get curtain rod
• Get crib mattress
• Get changing table pad
• Get 2nd car seat

• Find small lights/tap-on lights to attach to cabinet over stove
• Wide shallow bowl to fill with rocks and place plunger on
• Paint a picture of a meal we've made
• Make pillow out of girl's face fabric
• Finish crocheting blanket
• Embroider solid colored place mats

• Say Anything
• Adaptation.
• Dirty Pretty Things
• Benny and Joon
• The Opposite of Sex
• Must Love Dogs
• New Moon
• The Lovely Bones
• It's Complicated
• Princess and the Frog
• Alice in Wonderland
• MirrorMask
• Boogie Nights
• Borat
• Eat Pray Love
• Dancer in the Dark
• Breaking the Waves
• Breakfast on Pluto
• Super Troopers

• Mini music box from Fireworks
• Flannel/fleece robe (men's- seen at Fred Meyer)
• Ice cream scooper
• Coffee pot with automatic shut off and preset start
• Christmas videos

• Coffee
• Eggs
• Ketchup
• Pasta
• Tortillas
• Margarine
• Peppers
• Hashbrowns
• Chile
• Sugar
• White flour
• Toilet paper
• Paper towels
• Laundry detergent
• Dishwashing detergent
• Fabric softener
• Dryer sheets
• Bleach
• Cooking spray
• Canola oil
• Tinfoil

• Bruce Willis would be my hero
• I'd be in a motorcycle club
• I'd seduce girls with poetry
• I'd be the drummer in a band
• My hair would be long
• I'd have a beard

• Celery
• Avocado
• Blueberries
• Onion
• Green and yellow peppers
• Minced garlic
• Frozen spinach
• Frozen stir fry veggies
• Frozen broccoli
• Eggs
• Milk
• Flour tortillas
• Wheat bread
• Various pastas
• Cheddar and Swiss cheese
• Mayo
• Mustard
• Ketchup
• Ranch dressing
• Sliced ham
• Bacon

• We Own the Sky- m83
• Go Kids Go- Bears Repeating
• The Overly Dramatic Truth- El-P
• That Teenage Feeling- Neko Case
• Help, I'm Alive (acoustic)- Metric
• Fuzzy- Grant Lee Buffalo

• Anything and everything by M83 (I'm newly in love)
• Iron and Wine- Such Great Heights (I just want to hear the one song)
• Neko Case- Middle Cyclone
• Bears Repeating (help, Eli!)
• El P (help, Eli!)
• Bon Iver- For Emma, Forever Ago
• Mirah- Aspera
• The National- Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers

• Cherry (Karr)
• To Kill a Mockingbird (Lee)
• Nine Stories (Salinger)

• Ida, My- Annuals
• Green Gloves- The National
• Wildcat- The Rosebuds
• Devil Song- Beth Orton
• Blue Mountain- Espers
• Giving Me Wings- The Frames
• Little Kids- Kings of Convenience
• Whistle Song- Kent
• Come Wander With Me- Jeff Alexander

• Beethoven
• Brahms
• Tchaikovsky
• Borodin
• Chopin
• Mozart
• Smetana
• Sibelius
• Ives
• Goldmark
• Wagner *
• Haydn *
• Handel *
• Eric Coates *
• Bach
• Mahler *

• Full House
• The Wonder Years
• Boy Meets World
• Saved by the Bell
• Home Improvement
• Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
• Reading Rainbow
• Sesame Street
• Clarissa Explains it All
• Salute Your Shorts
• Doug
• Hey Dude
• GUTS
• Double Dare
• What Would You Do?
• Rugrats
• The Brady Bunch
• I Love Lucy
• Legends of the Hidden Temple
• Arthur
• Wishbone

• Pay off the stupid credit card
• Move out
• Cook a turkey in my own place at Thanksgiving
• Keep work and personal life as separate as possible
• Make a conscience effort not to interrupt people
• Wear less makeup
• Do at least one load of laundry each week
• Take care of dishes before they pile up in my room/artroom/kitchen
• Become an O.S. at work
  • no longer feasible
• Learn how to ride the bus
• Play my guitar daily (may turn into weekly)
• Do not cut my hair (trims are okay), nor dye it any color other than natural shade...

• The Beatles- The White Album
• The Beatles- Revolver
• Bob Dylan- Blood on the Tracks
• Bob Dylan- Dylan
• Elliott Smith- From a Basement on the Hill
• Elliott Smith- Either/Or
• Elliott Smith- Figure 8
• Elliott Smith- XO
• Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Here
• Pink Floyd- Dark Side of the Moon
• Cocteau Twins- Treasure
• CocoRosie- Noah's Ark
• CocoRosie- Le Maison de mon Reve
• David Bowie- Ziggy Stardust...
• David Bowie- Hunky Dory
• Devendra Banhart- Rejoicing in the Hands
• Neil Young- Harvest Moon
• Radiohead- In Rainbows
• Radiohead- Kid A
• Sigur Ros- Agaetis Byrjun

• DVDs
  • Gilmore Girls complete set
  • Sex and the City (Season 1, Season 5, & Season 6, part 2)
  • Breakfast at Tiffany's
  • A Home at the End of the World
  • Fight Club
• Gift cards
  • Everyday Music
  • Half Price Books
  • Value Village
• Pots and pans
• Red and gold Christmas ornaments
• New record player
• The White Album on vinyl
• Acrylic paints (primary colors & white & black)
• Book of Bukowski's poetry
• "Book of Longing" by Leonard Cohen

• "No Cars Go"- The Arcade Fire
• "The Fourth"- Jenni Potts
• "Wish You Were Here"- Pink Floyd
• "Halfway Home"- TV on the Radio
• "Idiotique"- Radiohead
• "Play with Fire"- Rolling Stones
• "Everything Means Nothing to Me"- Elliott Smith
• "Made Up Dreams"- Built to Spill
• "Twin Falls"- Built to Spill
• "Sunday Morning"- The Velvet Underground
• "Start New"- Cloud Cult
• "Starlfur"- Sigur Ros
• "Mojo Pin"- Jeff Buckley
• "So Real"- Jeff Buckley
• "Frosti"- Bjork
• "Black Wave/Bad Vibrations"- The Arcade Fire
• "Natural Beauty"- Neil Young
• "Like Spinning Plates"- Radiohead
• "Hallelujah"- Jeff Buckley

• Have a piece of writing published
• Visit Portland (probably fall in love with it and want to move there)
• Lay on a bit of grass, watch a storm come in, and continue laying as the rain pours down
• Get my iris tattoo
• Drink coffee/tea with my little sister
• Brush my teeth while in the shower
• Visit Paris
• Have a room in a house so filled with books that I can call it a library
• Become trilingual (English, Spanish, and French)
• Host a holiday party
• Obtain a chandelier that I can hang in my bedroom
• Ride on a ferry
• Have a piece of my artwork displayed at an art show
• Write a novel

• Buffalo '66
• Before Sunset
• My Own Private Idaho
• Fight Club
• The Virgin Suicides
• White Oleander
• What Dreams May Come
• It's a Wonderful Life

• iPod touch
• "muppet" socks
• "It Chooses You" by Miranda July

• highlight my hair
• name change
  • SS office
  • DMV
  • health insurance
  • hospital
  • work
  • post office
  • bank
• buy storage bin for under Emma's crib

• Get invitations out
  • Make them
  • Print them
  • Address them
  • Get stamps
  • Create/print directions/map
  • Put them in the mail box!
• Create wedding favors
  • Get seed packets
  • Small decorative bags
  • Ribbon (?)
  • Print tags
• Fix wedding dress
  • Get colored ribbon for waist band
• Find Tony's ring
• Find Tony a tie
• Find Tony a dress shirt
• Look up legal documents

• Wedding invitations (made by me)
  • Colored papers cut out to create a stained-glass look, depicting an iris
• Wedding cake (made by Mom)
  • Done in stained glass style, iris, created with fondant
• Location
  • Janet's yard
• Date
  • June 5th
• Guests
  • Mom, Dad, Sarah, Ray, Ruth, Tess, Hillary, Janet

• Beat the Reaper- Josh Bazell
• Ray of the Star- Laird Hunt
• Sum: Forty Tales from the Afterlives- David Eagleman
• Wednesday is Indigo Blue: Discovering the Brain of Synesthesia- Richard E. Cytowic, David M. Eagleman
• 36 Arguments for the Existence of God: A Work of Fiction by Rebecca Goldstein
• The Scribner Anthology of Contemporary Short Stories- Michael Martone, Lex Williford
• Rat Girl- Kristen Hersh
• Fire to Fire: New and Selected Poems- Mark Doty

• soy milk
• tofu- firm & silken
• broccoli
• nuts
• avocado
• lettuce
• celery
• mushrooms
• fruit (not sure what kinds yet)
• shredded coconut
• light coconut milk
• canned beans
• oatmeal
• peanut butter
• almond butter
• naan
• vegan bread
• pumpkin puree
• soy cheese
• bran cereal

• Night on Earth
• Babel
• A Home at the End of the World
• My Life Without Me
• Bringing Up Baby
• Breakfast at Tiffany's
• Benny & Joon
• It's a Wonderful Life
• Buffalo 66
• Fargo
• Magnolia
• The Life Aquatic

• Wilco- The Album
• Jewel- Pieces of You (for the song "Foolish Games")
• Nada Surf- Let Go
• Queen- Shear Heart Attack
• Queen- News of the World
• Queen- Greatest Hits
• A Perfect Circle- Mer de Noms
• Bon Iver- Blood Bank (EP)
• Joe Cocker- With a Little Help from My Friends
• Fleetwood Mac- Fleetwood Mac
• Gavin Rossdale- WANDERlust
• Bat for Lashes- Fur and Gold
• Bat for Lashes- Two Suns
• Joni Mitchell- Blue

• TV
• Black/silver desk lamp
• Record player
• Clothes
• Shoes
• Graphic design books
• White wicker dresser
• Green dresser
• Blue bookshelf (maybe?)
• Iris canvas picture
• Enviroscape fountain
• Couch covers

• Return pants from Banana Republic
• Sell fur coat
• Have a garage sale
• Sell unwanted books to Half Price
• Stop going out to eat
• Take change jar to a CoinStar machine

• Bookplates ("This Book Belongs to..." stickers)
  • for Elsa
  • for Vi?
  • for myself
• "Stained glass" bird made of colored tissue paper
• Recipe cards & recipe box
• Quirky magnets with pictures of David Bowie, etc.
• Mail holder
• Light switch plate covers
• Reupholster dining room chairs
• Paper "snowflake" flowers and leaves

" Baby blocks" with unique images on each face

• Curry with tofu, potatoes, broccoli, and peppers
• Oriental flavor Top Ramen (with May Lin sauce, when possible)
• Vegan waffles
• Bananas
• Bran cereal with soy milk
• Soy ice cream (especially chocolate peanut butter flavored)
• Spinach and garlic pizza on naan bread
• Stir fry burritos
• French bread
• Craisins
• Apricot sticks rolled in coconut
• Kashi cereals
• Chocolate soy milk
• Strawberry tea flavored with honey (I break the rules for honey)
• Green tea
• Apples
• Rice "oatmeal" made with soy milk, cinnam...

• Elizabeth Peyton- Elizabeth Peyton
• 1,000 Recordings to Hear Before You Die- Tom Moon
• Notebooks 1951-1959- Albert Camus
• Book of Longing- Leonard Cohen
• Love is a Dog from Hell- Charles Bukowski
• Burning in Water, Drowning in Flames- Charles Bukowski
• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- Hunter S. Thompson
• A Wolf at the Table- Augusten Burroughs
• The Good Body- Eve Ensler

• Gustav Klimt
• Vincent Van Gogh
• Georgia O'Keeffe
• Pierre-Auguste Renoir
• Edward Hopper
• Tamara de Lempicka
• Elizabeth Peyton
• Rineke Dijkstra

• Auden
• Spender
• Ezra Pound
• Turenger
• Hemingway
• Cummings
• Henry Miller
• Dostoevsky
• T.S. Eliot
• D.H. Lawrence
• Gorky
• A. Huxley
• Sherwood Anderson
• Sinclair Lewis
• James Thurber
• John Dos Passos
• Kafka
• Schopenhauer
• Nietzsche
• Rabelais
• Hamsun

• The Album Leaf
• Mono
• A Silver Mt. Zion
• Dirty Three
• Menomena
• Plaid
• Say Hi to Your Mom
• Slowdive
• El Ten Eleven
• Neva Dinova
• The Unicorns
• 65daysofstatic
• Gang Gang Dance
• This Will Destroy You
• Caspian
• The Mountain Goats
• M83
• Alarm Will Sound
• The Wrens
• Ugly Casanova

• 20% off days at Half Price Books (Dec. 26-29)
• Redeeming my free beverage and using my gift card from Starbucks
• Christmas money coming in the mail from Grandma Mary
• Left over Christmas food to bring for lunches
• Having the house to myself for a week
• Having three days off in a row next week

• Circles (Sara)
  • Little Bird (Goldfrapp)
  • Stalfur (Sigur Ros)
  • Desired Constellation (Bjork)
  • Start New (Cloud Cult)
  • Sylvia Plath (Ryan Adams)
  • Between the Bars (Elliott Smith)
  • Goodnjos (Jenni Potts)
  • Radio Cure (Wilco)
  • Happy (Mazzy Star)
  • Born Again (Supergrass)
• Beyond the Stars/Celestial Exploration (Eli)
  • Satellite (TV on the Radio)
  • Tomorrow Never Knows (The Beatles)
  • Faraway (Supergrass)
  • No Cars Go (The Arcade Fire)
  • 40 Miles from the Sun (Bush)
  • Section 15 (Ensure Your Reservation) (The...

• Little Earthquakes (sheet music)- Amos
• Wuthering Heights (Bronte)
• Running with Scissors (Burroughs, A.) **
• Possible Side Effects (Burroughs, A.) **
• Naked Lunch (Burroughs, W.)
• Mockingbird Wish Me Luck- Bukowski
• Run With the Hunted (Bukowski)
• A Clockwork Orange (Burgess)
• The Plague (Camus) *
• The Stranger (Camus)
• The Rebel (Camus)
• A Happy Death (Camus)
• Notebooks 1935-1942 (Camus) **
• Notebooks 1942-1951 (Camus) *
• The First Man- Camus
• The Fall- Camus
• Exile and the Kingdom- Camus
• Breakfast at Tiffany's- Capote
• Book of Longing (Cohen)**
• Stranger Music (Cohen)
• Eyes Rhymes: Sylvia Plath's Art of the Vi...

• Toaster
• Pans
• Hair dryer
• Better silverware (large set)
• Better ice cube trays
• Coffee/dining room table
• Large cutting board
• More spatulas
• Matching bath towels/hand towels/wash cloths
• Kitchen towels
• Better cheese grater
• Coasters
• Place mats
• Spoon rest

• "Post Office" by Charles Bukowski
• "The Vagina Monologues" by Eve Ensler
• "Slapstick" by Kurt Vonnegut
• "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris
• "Holidays on Ice" by David Sedaris
• "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" by Stephen Chbosky
• "A Wolf at the Table" by Augusten Burroughs
• "Satan Burger" by Carlton Mellick III
• "Love is a Mix Tape" by Rob Sheffield
• "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger
• "Notebooks: 1935-1942" by Albert Camus
• "The Best American Poetry: 1992" edited by Charles Simic and David Lehman
• "The Last Night On Earth Poems" by Charles Bukowski

• Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (Joyce)
• Breakfast of Champions (Vonnegut)
• Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams (Plath)
• She's Come Undone (Lamb)
• I Know This Much Is True (Lamb)
• The Jungle (Sinclair)
• The Secret Life of Bees (Kidd)
• The Doctors and the Devils (Thomas)
• The Virgin Suicides (Eugenides)
• The Picture of Dorian Gray (Wilde)
• On the Road (Kerouac)
• Naked Lunch (Burroughs)
• The Fountainhead (Rand)
• The Stranger (Camus)
• The Plague (Camus)
• Camus Notebooks 1942-1951 (Camus)
• Franny and Zooey (Salinger)
• Love is a Dog from Hell (Bukowski)
• Slaughterhouse Five (Vonnegut)