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“Are you pitying me?” Hoseok sputters out, his face heating up with annoyance. “You don’t even know me!”

“I think I know people enough to know a lonely face when I see one.” Hook, line, and sinker. He watches a myriad of emotions flicker across Hoseok’s face as he scoffs. Yoongi moves closer to him. “I’m not pitying you, I promise. I’m just saying that maybe I’m a little lonely too.”

(or: yoongi moves into his uncle's home and meets an awfully cute witch in the woods.)

Yoongi chuckled against Hoseok’s neck. His mouth pulling away from the spot he had been feasting upon so that it could hover over Hoseok’s ear once again.

“Did you just…?” Yoongi trailed off, his hands leaving Hoseok’s chest so that they could press against Hoseok’s front. “You just came in your pants.”

-

Jung Hoseok: General troublemaker who should probably get his shit together.

Min Yoongi: Head of the school hall monitors and possible future president of Korea who just so happens to own Jung Hoseok's ass.

"I've had an epiphany."

"And that is?"

"I'm in love with Jung Hoseok."

"That's your epiphany? I could've told you that."

the "you need a plus-one for your sister's wedding so i'm going as a favor but there's been a misunderstanding and now your whole family thinks we're dating" au

Having spent a good five years of his life hopping from one fandom to another, Hoseok would like to think that he is highly experienced at what he does. The thing is, Gloss is something of an exception.

Hoseok wins the roommate lottery.

“You’re so immature,” Namjoon says when they return to their dorm. “That’s why you didn’t give me a real reason why you didn’t wanna go to that thing. You just didn’t want to run into Yoongi.”

It's not entirely Hoseok's fault that he's skipped four reincarnation cycles so if Yoongi would please, please, please just take him back already then that'd be fantastic, thanks. (See also: Reincarnation/Soulmates and Bakery AU where Yoongi bakes and Hoseok stuffs his face with an absurd amount of cookies.)

Yoongi thinks Hoseok's got a smile that can rival the sun.

(Or: the one where they meet during a cold winter night and Yoongi has no idea the boy with the million-dollar smile can turn everything he touches into ice.)

Yoongi & Hoseok have to take care of an awfully realistic baby doll for health class.

Yoongi walks into Hoseok's dreams and it's surprising, sure, but it's a surprise that Hoseok welcomes.

Yoongi spends 2011 wondering when he's going to debut, he's worked hard and has already been a trainee for quite some time, well, maybe not that long, but when you’re waiting for your big break to happen, it feels like forever.

They're fine. They'll always be fine.

Yoongi is on the brink of dropping everything when he takes up the offer of a new roommate who walks in with a smile that's too big and a laugh that's too loud.

(Or: how yoongi can paint in the sunset with the sight of hoseok's smile, and colour in the rest of the world with the sound of his laughter.)

a series of kisses — some good, some not so good. or: yoongi teaches hoseok how to kiss.

Yoongi is in a gang and Hoseok is a nurse, they fall in love, or something like that.

(For the prompt: Gangster AU where Yoongi is a high ranking member of a mafia and Hoseok is his regular civilian boyfriend he's super protective over.)

Where Hoseok has an annoying ex and Yoongi is a gentleman.

It's the accent that caught Yoongi's attention, that rough Gwangju sound that raises goosebumps on his arms. It's funny though, he thinks, that with such an intense sound, the words the rapper is spitting are vaguely... hopeful. All about the music and hip hop and life, nothing negative, no sign of the jadedness that so often captures the minds of underground rappers and consumes them. He doesn't just move across the stage, he glides, dancing, actually dancing, as he finishes up the rhyme. It's definitely not the type of thing Yoongi sees in this place very often- someone who hasn't been crushed under the weight of the struggle to just get noticed.

He isn't sure if he's jealous or just hates the kid.

"I made a horrible impression in the airport and thought I’d never have to see you again, but I just found out you’re in the seat next to me for the entire flight” AU.

AU where Min Yoongi is a model from Big Hit Agency and Jung Hoseok is a professional hair stylist. Yoongi hates bleaching his hair, and Hoseok massages Yoongi's head for longer than is probably necessary. Hoseok might be a little too gay to deal with a stunning male model.

Yoongi liked to think that he was an expert in moving around Hogwarts unnoticed, or as unnoticed as you can be when you belong to one of the darkest wizarding families of the decade.

The looks from the public that he receives helps Yoongi remember just how incomplete he really is. But Hoseok isn't just some guy.

Yoongi is a wolf and Hoseok is a lamb trying to run away from home.

(Or: Hoseok is heir to a multi-billion company and Yoongi is the bartender he falls in love with.)

Maybe Yoongi is actually really kind of fucking gone for his best friend.

(Also: Hoseok can't sit on a secret for very long because he's terrible at keeping secrets, which is only ironic because he loves Yoongi, too, and Yoongi hasn't figured it out yet.)

College AU - Hoseok's roommate keeps drawing dicks on his face, and Yoongi is the only guy on the hall with makeup wipes and foundation. Hoseok is the cute lab partner that Yoongi has had a crush on all semester. Makeup doesn't usually feel this intimate, does it?

Basically: Yoongi touches Hoseok's face a lot, and Hoseok starts to like it.

the "i've been in love with you since you first moved in and i finally built up the courage to knock on your door but when you answered you had just woken up and didn't have a shirt on so i ran away" au

Cat- sitting! au where Hoseok takes care of Taehyung's cat, despite the fact that he hates cats and they hate him, when it escapes and finds it's way down to the apartment of Hoseok's crush, Min Yoongi.

three times yoongi tried to confess and the one time hoseok did.

Based off of this from caramoccii on tumblr: hoseok is a surfer who majors in dancing at an academy by the seaside. he visits the sea daily and always has some type of shindig with his jackass friend jungkook & co on the weekends. yoongi is a catshark mermaid siren whatever who wants nothing more than to lead a content life at the bottom of the ocean but theres just one thing that keeps him by the surface. although hes incredibly nihilistic towards humans hes too fascinated by the strange arrangement of sounds humans are capable of creating at varying frequencies.

yoongi spies on them habitually and becomes intrigued by the sounds and the orange-haired fuc whose body gesticulates oddly to mentioned sounds. he is what infires him to want to create and produce his own Land Music™ that hoseok can dance to.

"I want to try something," Yoongi murmurs, almost to himself. Hoseok opens his eyes inquisitively, and then he gasps as Yoongi carefully places the ice-cold base of his water bottle on the flat plane of Hoseok's stomach.

"Can you balance it?" Yoongi asks, and his eyes are curled in the corners, pleased and catlike. He sinks down cross-legged next to Hoseok, unable to take his eyes away from the bottle.

There's a sweet, aching throb in Hoseok's stomach that travels all the way down his spine and back up again. "Yeah," Hoseok manages, even though his stomach muscles are jumping and twitching. "It's fine."

"Mmm." Yoongi picks up the water bottle again, taking a casual slug. There is a ring of condensation left on Hoseok's stomach, and Hoseok bites his lip as Yoongi covers the trails of water with his palm and wipes them away. His hand is warm.

Yoongi has been going to the same coffee shop every day for over a year now. He enjoys everything about his morning routine until Hoseok shows up and turns everything upside down. (In which Hoseok is a barista and Yoongi is a salty little shit)

Hoseok gets stuck in stage mode.

Yoongi takes him in carefully, eyes sweeping over him with close attention. Hoseok's stomach swoops a bit. Yoongi clears his throat before he asks lowly, "Is that what you want, Hoseok? To be quiet, for me? Do you think you can do that?"

nonsexual yoonseok d/s

  • pants (textual intercourse series)

yoongi: stop digressing what do i do about my crush do i avoid him so i can let it go i am THIS scared of fucking up you don't even know

namjoon: tell him you like him duh

yoongi: but the friendship! we have a good thing going on

namjoon: then don't tell him

yoongi: okay back to square one you are the worst friend in the universe and star wars is at least 10 times better than you

namjoon: TAKE THAT BACK

yoongi: no you are hopeless

namjoon: you mean like you? geddit? hope-less. without hope. HAH.

Hoseok is an aspiring writer who keep notes about a certain boy with soft black hair, lashes that feather in the wind and a nose that twitches when he's pissed.

Hoseok wakes one day to find that boy, the one he'd so often referred to as "Darling" is in his kitchen, making pancakes in Hoseok's pajama clothes.

(Basically Yoongi is a figment of Hoseok's imagination and he's come to life.)

Jungkook sleeps a bit too soundly between Hoseok and Yoongi. They literally cannot get him to stop snoring. The bright side is that he looks cute when he sleeps.

It's been a month since Jung Hoseok has put up a job listing advert for Freelance Labour: All Odd Jobs Acceptable, and things have been fine and dandy so far.

Except one day, he receives a request that is, well, not quite like the rest.

(An AU in which Jung Hoseok is food- and cash-starved, and Min Yoongi...just wants someone to eat his birthday cake with him.)

Where Yoongi owns a restaurant that is a date hot-spot and he is single and salty at all the couples streaming into his restaurant on a daily basis. Not only that, but somewhere along the way he's got himself a couple of gay regulars that won't go away. And maybe someone who makes him a little less salty at the end too.

“I dare you to egg a house.” Jungkook finished.

“...Any house?” Hoseok regretted asking the moment he saw Jungkook’s grin get bigger.

“Nah hyung. I’ll tell you which one.” Jungkook stood up, stretching his arms above his head.

-

He was still getting scolded, when Hoseok noticed a guy his age, peak out the door with a look of confusion and amusement. Hoseok recognized him from university.

Hoseok said the first thing that came to his mind, “U-Um Officer...Min, your son is my ex-boyfriend and I caught him cheating...so I was angry. Still am. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to trash your pretty home.” Hoseok bowed as the words left his mouth, praying in his head that the boy would play along. When he rose back, he saw the boy with raised eyebrows hidden under his dark hair.

AKA ‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

There's that unanswerable question of whether it's sex before love, or love before sex. For them, the answer was marriage before love.

It starts with Hoseok being up to his neck in debts; it ends with him being in over his head in love. It starts with Yoongi thinking he could be so self-reliant as to never need something as fickle as love or a partner; adoption agencies disagree, forcing him to resort to getting married in order to have the child.

Fed-up with relationship-failures and being the financial manager he is, Yoongi devises a plan. His foolproof plan leaves out one crucial variable: the possibility of helplessly falling for Hoseok.

Coffee orders should really come with a word limit. Unless it gives Hoseok another reason to talk to Yoongi, of course.

Yoongi's kid is probably a matchmaker.

Yoongi kisses Hoseok to shut him up and it definitely should be weird but funny enough, it's wonderful instead.

Hoseok has bad pickups, Yoongi has bad insides.

they didn't mean to get caught.

in which yoongi's ridiculousness is hilarious, until it isn't anymore.

College AU - A new apartment and video games Tumblr prompt (bbyhobie): so person a & b r roommates and they play video games and as a joke their friends got them sims and they made a family with all their friends and as a joke get married ironically but then they get super into it.

Hoseok/Yoongi on an airplane: "You fell asleep and i started making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistook us for a couple"

All day Hoseok dreams about his soul mate.

Yoongi was hoping for a quiet Christmas break. Hoseok has something different in mind.

Hoseok just wants to get fucked, but Yoongi is a bit terrified of popping Hoseok's cherry.

Something prickled in the back of Yoongi’s mind, a game of truth or dare played right after debut: Hoseok picking truth and Jimin asking Hoseok if he was a virgin. “Uh, describe what you mean by virgin?” “Are you serious, hyung? Like, have you had sex?” “Yeah, but any kind of sexual activity or –“ “Blowjobs don’t count.” And Yoongi having to jump in: “Fuck, Seok-ah. Have you stuck it in someone or had it stuck in you.”

hoseok needs to be put to bed sometimes.

Hoseok works at a bakery and Yoongi is 1/3 of the country's biggest band.

Or: the one where they fall in love at a bakery and Yoongi ends up writing a song about it.

two things currently run through jung hoseok's mind:

pd min is super cute.

pd min is also judging him, and he does not seem pleased.

Highschool!AU. January and February come cold and burring, but Yoongi only knows the de novo warmth of March.

It all started, Hoseok was pretty sure, when he was in his last year of college - and his body had gone on strike after way too many years of abusing it through cram school and tests and all nighters to finish papers at the last minute. It all started when he'd had six hours of sleep over five days and fell into bed and stared at the ceiling. It all started, Hoseok was pretty damn sure, with The Guy.

In which Hoseok has insomnia, and Yoongi has a really really nice voice.

Yoongi Min hates theater and stage tech, and swore to never participate in either activities. When he is forced to join stage tech and meets one of the performers, Hoseok Jung, he starts to realize that theater isn't that bad after all.

“Oh my God, is that him?” Taehyung asked, pointing to a guy a little to the right of Jihyung with orange hair. Yoongi suppressed a relieved sigh.

“Yeah, sure, that’s him,” he said quickly, ready for this to be over already.

Of course, in hoping that this would be over he had made the mistake of not calculating Taehyung being Taehyung into the equation.

Or ‘I didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so I just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

Hoseok is in the flowers the first time they meet

“I was not making googly eyes at Hoseok,” Yoongi scoffed, leaning his back further into the black leather seat.

“Yes you were,” came the mocking voices of his other friends.

“Was not!” Yoongi complained, his face twisting up into an annoyed pout.

“Yes you were, hyung,” said Hoseok from Jungkook’s other side. “It’s okay though, I like it when you look at me like that.”

Pure fluff with a sort-of plot.

“There’s a man in my bed that’s calling me ‘babe’ and I don’t think I’ve ever met him before.”

There was a moment of silence that felt like a decade long, and then a loud burst of laughter that felt even longer.

“You almost got me there,” Namjoon said out of breath. “Yoongi’s been in your bed for the past eight months. I’m sure this isn’t the first time you notice him there.”

Hoseok has been afraid of leaving his apartment for the past seven years. Trying to help him, his sister finds him a job in a hotel in downtown Seoul. It takes him all of his willpower to go there and walk inside the hotel. What he discovers there through the weeks is not what he expected.

In this hotel with bright red brick walls, Hoseok might find the explanation to what happened to him seven years ago, and something (or someone) to help him overcome his fear.

The idea that the only way to love someone is to speak it into existence sets us up for failure. There is no "only" in love. There is no "only" in the definition of it we create for ourselves over our lifetimes. Love is a multitude, a singularity, a black hole inside your chest that eats you from the inside out. Love is in the moments before a hurricane, two souls whispering "I'm sorry for this, darling. I wish it could have been different." For Hoseok, the love is in the hesitation. For Yoongi, the love is in not putting the fucking gun down.

(Yoongi's been locked out of hell for a long time. Hoseok might be the key to getting him back in.)

During the day, Yoongi works for the police as a forensic expert.

But when night falls, he becomes a nightmare.

A serial killer.

“Wanna go swimming?” Yoongi asks, and Hoseok can just make out the water by Yoongi’s feet in the darkness. “W-what?” “I can teach you if you still don’t know.” “B-but,” Hoseok runs his tongue over his braces, tries to get a grip on his stutter. “I don’t have trunks.” “So? Get naked.”

Based on the prompt: Childhood bffs!Yoonseok who met at the beach turned lovers later on in their lives

Jung Hoseok just wants to graduate university, get a job, not die and maybe get a boyfriend along the way? Min Yoongi wants to be reaper of the year third year running. But the universe has different plans for them both. When Hoseok refuses to die and maybe falls a little for the grumpy reaper that's supposed to collect his soul, hearts are broken and love is tested against centuries

(or how two people can fall in love even when they know that they're living on borrowed time)

hoseok is the drummer in a shitty band and yoongi likes him anyways

may 27 2017 ∞
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