namjoon punches seokjin in the face. twice.

Taehyung nearly chokes, but only nearly. Instead he raises an eyebrow and puts on the most suave smile he can manage. Hopes he looks far more collected than his for-some-reason racing heartbeat would let on, more suit-and-wine than elementary-schooler-with-a-new-crush. “You like me?”

Jeongguk blushes, and looks at his feet. He’s smiling. “Of course.”

“Really?” Taehyung says. “Like? Or like like?”

“Are you pitying me?” Hoseok sputters out, his face heating up with annoyance....

may 27 2017 ∞
aug 1 2018 +

♡ marks faves

min yoongi and jung hoseok; president and vice president (respectively) of the student body, captains of the basketball and dance teams, resident social butterflies, homecoming kings two years in a row, disgustingly in love long-term boyfriends, and head over heels for the new junior class representative.

Jeongguk knocks on the door one day and finds his way into Yoongi and Hoseok’s life.

wherein hoseok is a hot pizza delivery guy and jungkook and yoongi end up embarrassing themselves (a lot) trying to get into his pants.

aug 17 2017 ∞
aug 1 2018 +

em / '01 liner (17yo) / usa / eng-spn

↝ idk why i'm such a boy group stan if i'm a lesbian but at this point who even cares

aug 1 2018 ∞
oct 18 2018 +

↝ main ult

  • jung hoseok } bts

↝ other ults

  • kim wonpil } day6
  • kim jungwoo } nct

↝ regular biases

  • min yoongi } bts
  • lee minhyuk } monsta x
  • kim jonghyun } shinee
  • bambam } got7
  • kim jisoo } blackpink
jul 31 2018 ∞
aug 1 2018 +

♡ marks faves

namjoon punches seokjin in the face. twice.

Namjoon, a witch of the earth who sells his wares on the street. Seokjin, the man who makes the best fried squid in town. When these two meet, magic will spark, ducks will be fed, and well, Seokjin literally can't see his food stand anymore.

“Namjoon, you can’t just make Happy Squid invisible. We’ll lose business. And don’t think I don’t know see-me-nots are illegal, because I do.”

Namjoon just shrugs. “Hard to get caught if no one can see it.”

Everybody knew Professor Kim was already ...

may 27 2017 ∞
aug 1 2018 +

♡ marks faves

“Are you pitying me?” Hoseok sputters out, his face heating up with annoyance. “You don’t even know me!”

“I think I know people enough to know a lonely face when I see one.” Hook, line, and sinker. He watches a myriad of emotions flicker across Hoseok’s face as he scoffs. Yoongi moves closer to him. “I’m not pitying you, I promise. I’m just saying that maybe I’m a little lonely too.”

(or: yoongi moves into his uncle's home and meets an awfully cute witch in the woods.)

Yoongi chuckled against Hoseok’s neck. His mouth pulling away from the spot he had been feasting upon so that it could ho...

may 27 2017 ∞
aug 1 2018 +

♡ marks faves

“Hyung, I literally don’t know what’s wrong with me,” he whined, button mashing against the boss they were fighting. “I want to be happy for her, she’s my baby sister, of course I want her to be happy. I just…Jimin--”

“Oh God, here we go…” Namjoon groaned, “I’m hanging up, bye.”

“Hyung-- His. Ass.” Namjoon left the skype call.

The rational part of Jimin's brain screams at him to remember what his mother said about strangers and vans. But the rational part of his brain is no match for really bad whiskey and Kim Taehyung.

((au where Jimin gets stuck on the interstate in the middle of a blizzard and Taeh...

may 29 2017 ∞
aug 1 2018 +