I just got up I have to pee Coffee? I have to pee again Can Kenny come over? Smoke a cigarette first . . . after I pee

• God
• John Steinbeck
• Charles Dickens
• Harlan Ellison
• Ray Bradbury
• Robert A. Heinlein
• Piers Anthony
• Louis L'Amour
• Shakespeare
• Herman Melville
• George Orwell

• Spankey’s Newfangled Monster-kicker: An Illustrated Guide
• Eating Greens
• That Horrible Skin
• Death or Die Trying
• Priority
• Resurrecting Joy
• Why Be Great?
• Why Leadership?
• Forgotten Etiquette
• Crossbound

• Mt. Rushmore
• Tristan D'Achuna (Tristan da Cunha)
• Italy
• Israel
• Devil's Mountain
• Polynesian Islands
• The Moon

• Italian Steak;
• Authentic Mexican Food;
• Navajo Tacos (Yá'át'ééh!)
• Authentic Chinese food (not the kind that’s been sitting out in the buffet);
• Sushi;
• Super Supreme Deep-dish Pizza (I think I just drolled a little);
• The Green Chili Cheeseburger at Earl’s Restaurant in Gallup, New Mexico;
• My wife’s homemade chicken soup;
• My wife’s Thanksgiving and/or Christmas feast;
• The Gyro Platter at Zorba's in Irmo, SC.

• God and Sherlock Holmes: A Study in the Life and Literature of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
• Sherlock Holmes and Philosophy
• Battlestar Galactica and Philosophy
• The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• The Writer's Little Helper
• Slaughterhouse Five (Vonnegut)
• Ray Bradbury: The Life of Fiction
• How To Talk About Books You've Never Read
• Down and Out in Parish and London (Orwell)
• How To Write SF and Fantasy (Card)
• Dangerous Visions (Ellison)