• you know me/think you may know me in real life.

YOU ARE:

• 20+
• cisgender
• heterosexual
• neurotypical
• not kin

KIN WITH/ID AS:

• alex krasile (marble hornets), glados (portal), homer simpson (the simpsons), jay merrick (marble hornets), julian (trailer park boys), luciel choi/707 (mystic messenger), max (the boy who knew everything), pornstatche (orange is the new black), president snow (the hunger games), the operator/slenderman (marble hornets), tim wright/masky (marble hornets), zen (mystic messenger)

well youve come to the Right Place

• my name is ELLIOTT!
• im a SYSTEM, the Strawberry System, and im the original HOST!
• im a TRANSBOY!
• im in a relationship with an amazing guy named JEREMY!
• im PANROMANTIC with a strong preference for males and BISEXUAL!
• my pronouns are HE/HIM!
• i'm an AQUARIUS, WITCH OF HEART, ENFP, and HUFFLEPUFF!
• i'm MENTALLY ILL!
• i'm FICTION and OTHERKIN!
• i'm WICCAN! i focus on tarot cards, crystals, and oils.

YOU ARE:

• trans/homo/lgbt etc phobic
• anti-kin
• pro-life
• against wiccan/magick
• have already found your brian thomas/hoodie

YOU WILL:

• not see me as my kins

YOU HAVE:

• sollux captor (homestuck)
• cecil palmer (welcome to night vale)
• hoodie/brian thomas (marble hornets)
• cronus ampora (homestuck)
• meenah peixes (homestuck)
• sun wukong (rwby)
• bill cipher (gravity falls)
• mettaton (undertale)
• jesse mccree (overwatch)