• Kate Winslet
• Jessica Alba
• Katherine Heigl
• Kate Walsh
• Drew Barrymore
• Parminder Nagra

• Sesame Street Theme Song (default earworm)
• Best of Both Worlds (Hannah Montana Theme) - Miley Cyrus
• Tessie - Dropkick Murphys
• I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
• Blame It On the Bossa Nova - Eydie Gorme
• Lightning Blue Eyes - Secret Machines
• We're All In This Together - High School Musical Cast
• You Are The Music In Me - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
• The Future Freaks Me Out - Motion City Soundtrack

with or without help.

• my laptop, Elroy
• my new laptop, Ingrid
• my external hard drive, Petunia
• my old car, Thunderous Lightning
• my new car, Banshee
• my oldest friend, PB (short for Polar Bear. duh.)
• the stuffed giraffe at work, Jimbo
• my wireless router, Gertrude
• my DVR, Carleton
• my dvd player, Felvis

• Anne of the Island, by L M Montgomery
• The Ordinary Princess, by M M Kaye
• Pride and Prejudice, by Jane Austen
• The Year of Secret Assignments, by Jaclyn Moriarty
• Agincourt and After, by Roger Angell
• The Portable Dorothy Parker, by Dorothy Parker
• What Learning Leaves, by Taylor Mali
• Ella Enchanted, by Gail Carson Levine
• Romancing Mr. Bridgerton, by Julia Quinn
• Stiff, by Mary Roach
• 84, Charing Cross Road, by Helen Hanff

Not necessarily in the bad way, either.

• your shoes
• your spelling
• your icons
• the books you buy
• the cds in your car
• what your shirt says
• if you name inanimate objects
• if you get that it's sarcasm
• your favorite sitcom
• who you voted for in 2004

• Tsarskoe Selo
• St. Petersburg
• Grand Canyon
• London
• Tower of London
• Cliffs of Morr
• Pompeii
• Prince Edward Island
• Stonehenge
• Jane Austen's Bath
• Pearl Harbor
• Rome
• Naples, Italy
• Pacific Ocean
• Terracotta Army
• Winchester Mystery House
• Mary King's Close, Scotland

Non-Red Sox Ones:

• Belts!, Or Why The Haters Are Wrong
• The Gilmore Girls Have Better Coats Than Me

Soxtastic!

• Youk and Pedey, BFF
• Papi and Pedey, The Eternal Short Joke
• Justin Masterson, How So Adorable?
• Jacoby "Fanservice" Ellsbury
• Jason Bay Is From Canada!
• Jason Bay and Jed Lowrie Must Be Secret Brothers, Or Else Theo Epstein Is Officially An Evil Mastermind Cloning Gangly White Baseball Boys In His Basement
• Blingtastic! David Ortiz's Guide to the High Life
• Papel-ball: Pants Are For Losers
• Jon Lester Is Totally Dreamy
• Dude, The Faces These Guys Make While Actually Playing Baseball Are Freaking RIDIC...

• Gray's Anatomy. (bought before the show, thank you)
• Russia in the Time of Peter the Great. (too heavy)
• 20th Century Russian Poetry. (though I have flipped through it)
• LIFE in Camelot. (have moved past my JFK phase)
• Rethinking the Holocaust. (you can make me buy it for your class, Professor, but you can't make me read it)
• The Notebook Girls. (because it's crap)
• Mr. Darcy's Daughters. (because it's also crap)
• The Brethren. (will never be as good as the stories my teacher told)
• The Jane Austen Bookclub. (because it's really, really crap)