- "Oy with the poodles already!"- Lorelai
- "Lorelai Gilmore. Nope, doesn't sound model-y enough. You need something that stands out more. How about Waffle. We could call you Waffle and say you're from Belgium."- Rory
- "Whoa, you're like a pop-up book from hell."- Rory
- "Are you going to kiss me now? You are so incredibly predictable."- Lorelai
- "Like 'stop-eating-the-paste' special?"- Rory
- "I feel like crap on toast."- Michel
- "If he asked for a free cup of coffee, Gimpy's goin' down."- Luke
- "This town is like one big outpatient mental institution"- Christopher
- "God lives in London?"- Lorelai
- "I have to know where you are at all times, especially when you have my shoes on."- Lorelai
- "Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say 'Whoa. Step back. No one's that gay.'"- Lorelai
- "Then you'll have to entertain me until she arrives. Okay Burger boy, dance."- Lorelai
- "Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wake up process."- Lorelai
- "I'm gonna have pancakes with a side of pancakes."- Lorelai
- "That's the *last* time I buy anything just because it's furry."- Lorelai
- "Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, 'Taylor, no.' And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, 'How's Ted?' followed closely by, 'Taylor, no.'"- Luke
- "Okay, so, don't wait up and remember only 2 or 3 crack heads at the most, they eat all the good cereal."- Lorelai
- "Someone devil-egged my car?"- Jess
- " When did that become acceptable? In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They'd go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it's indecent. This is a diner not a peep show."- Luke
- "Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon."- Lorelai
- "What am I doing? I'm ranting. You should recognize this, I learned it from you."- Rory
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may 24 2009 ∞
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