• Robots
• Dinosaurs
• Robot dinosaurs

• My room
• Beaches bathed in moonlight
• Swings
• Quaint little bookshops
• Cozy bedrooms
• Vintage shops
• Tiny, secluded nooks
• Old attics
• Under the blankets, snug and toasty
• Beachfront porches
• Boats bobbing on the water at night
• Secluded tree houses
• Quiet boardwalks :}
• Scenic overlooks at nightfall
• Libraries
• Museums, or historic places
• Alcoves with bookshelf-lined walls
• Paths trod in solitude

• Wolves
• Polar bears
• Honey badges
• Monkeys
• Seahorses
• Birds
  • Owls
  • Canaries
  • Hummingbirds
  • Mute swans
  • Ravens
  • Sandpipers
• (Black) Kittens
• Dogs
• Geese
• Penguins
• Horses
• Sloths
• Foxes
• Otters

• Experience zero gravity
• Watch a show on Broadway
• ✔ Shower in a waterfall
• Finish a 1000 piece puzzle
• ✔ Bake a cake from scratch
• Ride an elephant!
• Hand-milk a cow
• ✔ Donate blood
• ✔ Learn to knit
• Fire a handgun
• Watch a film in an outdoor cinema
• ✔ Graduate from college
• Sleep a night in a hammock
• ✔ Fall in love with somebody who makes me exceedingly happy
• ✔ Read a book in a foreign language
• Colour my hair
• ✔ Get up close and personal with a monkey
• Row a boat to the middle of a lake and lie there all night
• Axe a tree

• A polar bear (maybe two) & an offshore pack ice
• Everlasting, eternal Autumn!
• A time machine
• My own apartment where I can do as I please and which I can keep as I please
• Dwindling procrastination
• Chanel 2.55 / Hermes Birkin (hoho)
• A private library brimming with classics...
• Own a pretty retreat/summerhouse by the lake (watery palette of blues, silvers and whites)
  • With a Victorian spiral staircase
  • Painted in a bright blue summery shade with plenty of lush green foliage
• Garden medley
  • Brimming with bulbs, grasses, shrubs, herbaceous and exotics plants

This is Jennifer Aniston. She is prettier than I am. But are you ever going to bang Jen An? Precisely. Let's get real, bro.

• I am not very ugly (5%)
• I am not a hobo (27%)
• I have a raw sexuality (9%)
• I am a girl (50%)
• Pop cultural references (9%)

• Costa del Sol
• Stockholm
• Frankfurt
• Venice
• Prague
• Niagara Falls
• Heidelberg
• New York City
• Scandinavia
• London
• Sintra
• Budapest
• The Amazon

• Taxi Driver
• ✔ A Serious Man
• Shaun of the Dead
• ✔ In Bruges
• ✔ Mary and Max
• ✔ Filanthropica
• No Man's Land
• Pardon
• ✔ Adaptation
• ✔ Pan's Labyrinth
• ✔ The Wrong Man
• The Barbarian Invasions
• Sideways
• ✔ The Skin I Live In
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• Volver
• ✔ Headhunters
• ✔ The Cabin in the Woods
• The Bothersome Man
• ✔ Paris, je t'aime
• Drive

• ✔ Red/Hot pink bicycle (with a basket)
• ✔ E-book reader
• ✔ Moleskine Planner
• ✔ Mason Pearson hair brush
• Google glass
• ✔ Elwood the Rainbow Unicorn mug
• ✔ Colour wheel stick brolly
• ✔ Shure SE215
• ✔ Waffle iron
• BaByliss Pro Perfect Curl

• Eat the best chocolate you can possibly get your hands on
• Blast good music
• Sing. Loudly. Badly. Off-key. Whatever.
• Load up your iPod
• And take a walk by yourself and take pictures of anything. Lots of them!
• Wave hello to passing cars
• Buy a colourful plant. Give it a name.
• Slather yourself in body butter and fall asleep
• Organise a television drama for marathon viewing with my friends
• Plan a holiday
• Eat far too many delicious pancakes
• Buy a ton of Ben & Jerry's
• Be graceful
• And graceless!
• Wear a fake moustache all day :{D
• Bake a massive batch of brownies/cookies and give them away

Inspired by Glamour

• One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who reminds you of how far you’ve come
• A decent piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in your family
• A youth you’re content to move beyond
• A past juicy enough that you’re looking forward to retelling it in your old age
• A résumé that is not even the slightest bit padded
• One friend who always makes you laugh and one who lets you cry
• How to fall in love without losing yourself
• When to try harder and when to walk away
• How to walk into any store and purchase a box of condoms with your head held high