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Quagga: I heard Royce writes stories.

Hyena: Yes, but they aren't very good.

Quagga: I heard Royce is secretly a post-positivist romantic.

Hyena: Well, he's definitely hopeless.

Quagga: He also wants to be famous.

Hyena: Well he should get out more.

Quagga He makes decent lists though.

Hyena: Agreed.

Royce follows:
Zach music (Black *pl.noun* Bands)
music (Songs I have been excited to listen to drunk (in reverse chronological order))
books (Books I have read since the start of Winter Break that are not Harry Potter or for Class (or out ...)
financial (Jobs, rejected from)
food and drink (The only things I drink regularly, in order)
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things ≥ homework on labor day

  • drinking
  • playing drums
  • time traveling
  • dance
  • minor surgery
  • mescaline
  • grill
  • cigarettes
  • makin' out
  • sleeping

things ≤ homework

  • meat
  • middle-school aged children
  • bear maulings
  • fruit flies
sep 7 2009 ∞
sep 7 2009 +
  • plan for the gre's.
  • finish NonFic piece
  • begin Narrative piece
  • tofu + grill
  • critlit assignment
  • cheap beer
  • learn old english pronunciations
sep 6 2009 ∞
sep 6 2009 +
  • poststructralism
  • post-positivist realism
  • sentimentalism
  • anarcha-coxian horizontalism
sep 5 2009 ∞
sep 6 2009 +
  • Live off of creative writing. Ha!
  • Academia
  • Journalism
aug 9 2009 ∞
aug 9 2009 +
  • Hemingway
  • Avner
  • Balzac
  • Liquor in 375 ml Bottles
  • The option key on macs
  • Girl from Kentucky/Tennessee
  • Barthelme
  • Photorealism
  • Henry James
  • Dreaming of East Africa
  • Filthy Martinis
  • sentimentalism
  • Times New Viking
  • Scratch off Lotto Tickets
aug 8 2009 ∞
aug 8 2009 +
  • pretend to be an art school student
  • get into a grad program in Pittsburgh
  • become sassy
  • graduate
may 11 2009 ∞
sep 6 2009 +

I need to write my finals. I'm bored with academia that doesn't challenge or engage. Methods of solving the problem

  • Jimmy Beam
  • Relentless flirting and dates
  • XR 30mg
  • Activism

Things that could help

  • XR 30mg
  • Coffee
  • Actually writing
  • Dropping out
may 10 2009 ∞
may 10 2009 +
  • Takeshi's Challenge
  • ET: the Extra-Terrestial
  • Myst
apr 1 2009 ∞
sep 6 2009 +
  • cigarette
  • couch
  • outlaw country
sep 7 2009 ∞
sep 7 2009 +
  • Brown- american civilization, phd, modern culture and media, phd, english phd
  • CMU- literary and cultural studies, phd
  • Harvard Divinity- religion, literature, and culture, mts
  • UCBerkerley- rhetoric, phd
  • SCAD- professional writing, mfa
  • Sarah Lawrence- writing, mfa
  • Chatham- creative writing, mfa
  • University of Wyoming- creative writing, mfa
  • West Virginia U- creative writing, mfa
  • Upitt- creative writing, mfa
sep 5 2009 ∞
sep 16 2009 +
  • Dar es Salaam
  • Nairobi
  • Lagos
  • Johannesburg
  • Bamako
  • Rabat
  • Tunis
  • Dakar
  • Kampala
  • Antananarivo
  • Conakry
  • Capetown
  • Mombasa
  • Cairo
  • Casablanca
  • Douala
  • Tripoli
aug 10 2009 ∞
aug 10 2009 +
  • NYC
  • Mexico City
  • Quebec
  • LA
  • Buenos Aires
  • Rio
  • Veracruz
  • Kingston
  • Havana
  • Toronto
  • Omaha
  • Pittsburgh
  • Sao Paul
  • Chicago
  • Toluca
  • New Orleans
aug 8 2009 ∞
aug 8 2009 +
  • shyness
  • 50 bucks for 1 hour of gang gang and half a star.
  • not writing a novel
  • shyness
aug 8 2009 ∞
aug 8 2009 +
  • waking up at sunrise
  • writing complete stories
  • saying exactly how I feel
  • sympathetic listening
  • check my finances
  • deflate my ego
aug 8 2009 ∞
aug 8 2009 +
  • casual
  • meet lots of new people
  • no pressure
  • sometimes leads to casual hookups
  • no break ups
  • boosted esteem
  • flirting
may 11 2009 ∞
may 11 2009 +
  • slept
  • finaid shit
  • gotten a job
  • relaxed
  • clean my room
apr 6 2009 ∞
apr 6 2009 +
  • cheap wine
  • american spirit rollies
  • drums
  • pesto
  • Pablo Neruda
  • Animal Studies
apr 1 2009 ∞
apr 1 2009 +
  • figure out how to be both
  • read a lot just to figure out formatting to be used
  • come up with a catchy title
  • figure out what exactly you are writing about
sep 16 2009 ∞
sep 16 2009 +
  • avner
  • jj
  • air france
  • memory cassette
  • lady gaga
  • menomena
  • nite jewel
  • townes van zandt
  • the o'jays
sep 6 2009 ∞
sep 6 2009 +
  • awkwardly saying goodbye
  • awkwardly saying good morning to their housemates
  • noticing the brightness of the sun
  • cigarette with morning breathe
  • avoiding eye contact with joggers
  • walk of shame
  • almost vomiting
  • seeing your old hookup also making walk of shame
  • needing a breather after 2 minutes
  • not watching traffic
  • have housemates pass you, and see how hung over you look
  • coffee whilst sprawled on the kitchen table
  • cover ears as housemate vacuums
  • notice that you smell like latex and sweat and cum and her hair
  • pass out on the couch
  • wake up, and check email
sep 6 2009 ∞
sep 6 2009 +
  • don't write about boring everyday topics
  • be outrageous
  • be an asshole

but most importantly:

  • be uppity
aug 10 2009 ∞
aug 10 2009 +
  • a pair of hopefully vegan boatshoes
  • a pair of canvas slip ons
  • a pair of flip-flops
  • a pair of green jeans
  • a pair of grey jeans
  • a pair of shorts
  • an eye exam
  • a purple hoodie
  • pink jersey knit sheets
  • a pair of aviator eye glasses
  • a pair of blue jeans

my bank account is depleted, but I am set for the semester.

aug 8 2009 ∞
aug 8 2009 +
  • boat shoes like paw used to have
  • shoes that look good in general
  • can someone please make vegan wool
aug 8 2009 ∞
aug 8 2009 +
  • over sentimentality
  • disregard for my liver
  • itching for a fight
  • messaging people I should not
aug 8 2009 ∞
aug 8 2009 +
  • the persyn you had a crush on in that one seminar is staying for the summer & has asked a friend about you
  • you are having fun
  • you sleep till noon or 5.30am depending on how you feel
  • whiskey
may 11 2009 ∞
may 11 2009 +
  • ex-girls
  • super famicom
  • avocado sushi
  • cibo matto
  • $14 feivue shoes
  • balisong
  • yuyuhakusho
  • monsoons
  • buddhism
  • tea
  • tibetan solidarity
  • yoga
  • kamehameha childhoods
  • pokefanatic
  • fortune cookies
  • chutney
  • kali & shiva-- my first loves
  • hyphen subscription
  • hind swarj
  • Yellow- Frank Wu
  • As/Am Studies
apr 8 2009 ∞
apr 8 2009 +
  • Native American Ethnobotany
  • Animal Metaphors
  • The Automobile
  • Critical Theory Since 1965
  • Transnational Queer
  • Race and Popular Culture
  • Oz Lit
  • Electronic Music
  • Printmaking
  • Swahili
  • Asian American Lit
  • American Alienation
  • Printmaking
apr 1 2009 ∞
apr 1 2009 +