• people mistaking earphones as surround sound
• watching awkward first dates
• doing the We-are-trying-to-walk-around-eachother dance
• giving someone who's holding something you want to buy the 'put it down, you look horrible in it' vibe until they do. Score!
• going to the bathroom so the food comes or pretending to leave so the elevator hits your floor
• parking lot stalk people and then correctly guess which car they drive, then get the princess parking spot

• swallow my gum
• act like my grandmother was kidnapping me while in public by asking passerbys for help
• teach my cousin how to swim (throw him in the water screaming for his life)
• told what could be thought of as racist jokes to complete strangers in the mall, oh come on, i was like 3
• refuse vegetables (spit out on dad)

• bear grylls
• allen iverson
• larissa oleynik
• dave navarro

are geminis? hmmm

• neosporin
• duct tape
• saying 'i understand'

• jeff goldblum
• jeff corwin
• alton brown
• edward norton
• edward furlong
• bear grylls
• david duchovney
• cowboy bebop
• angelina jolie
• johnny depp
• kirsten dunst

my crushes come in twos

• look for big foot
• catfish noodling
• hunt for buried treasure
• zipline through a forrest

• JAPAN. All over, taking the train, eating everything, the shopping, the tiny 6 person late night bars, the karaoke rooms, everything.
• Bahamas
• New York
• the south
• the country (driving)
• France
• Rome
• Ireland
• Scotland (for the loch ness)
• stone hedge
• England
• the great barrier reef

• i talk too much
• nothing is better than lying down and eating
• i'm overly graphic in descriptions
• I only eat meats, sweets, and carbs. Be prepared to pick through a lot of fried noodles.
• i've been told that i am scary- on more than a handful of occasions
• i'm from hawaii, so i'm kinda ghetto- i like canned meats...
• i watch a lot of cartoons, anime, and sci fi/fantasy.
• i especially like the cheesy cartoons, anime, and sci fi/fantasy.
• i am a horder pack rat clutter lover
• im a crazy cat lady. and i only have one.
• my cat comes first- i thought i should have at least 2 about my cat
• my brain sometimes shuts down when it com...

• i am obviously an only child, commence syndrome
• i love unicorns (and rainbows, honk if you love them)
• i am a mother to one fat cat = crazy cat lady
• god, making lists feels so much cleaner than showering
• day napping next to a open window with a breeze is the best
• life always looked better through a lense
• i refuse to take medication, aspirin, what-have-you
• reading is so calming and satisfying, nothing compares
• i'm not really that gung ho about much, just food
• for someone who was such a free spirit, i like a regimen now
• in middle school i wanted to start a band...

• true blood
• king of the hill
• futurama
• spongebob squarepants
• venture bros.
• inuyasha
• arrested development
• good eats
• anthony bourdain no reservations
• unwrapped
• diners, drive ins, and dives
• vampire diaries
• entourage
• rock of love

• little things are the best because they are intricate and are easier to store
• magazine rip-outs are precious
• photography
• photography of my cat
• collecting stickers and cute erasers
• people watching
• painting, drawing, sketching, pasting, cutting
• cross things off of my to-do lists
• hotel pens, notepads, and door hangers
• collect phrases and google topics
• fashion in general
• loving the fur off of the cat
• going on new adventures to new places

• peety the dog
• kissy the cleaner fish
• big al the goldfish
• dottie the salamander
• sammie the frog
• mr. turtle the female turtle
• spottie the jackson chameleon
• zuchinni the rat
• ninja the rat
• cheese the ferret
• bubu the cat (currently)

• anything to do with peoples behavior
• owning a store full of knick knacks
• being a buyer for a clothing store, preferably my own
• something where I can be with my cat during the day
• pet couture designer
• asking the questions, doing the research, compiling a point of view
• anything that I can give my perspective
• writing
• taking photographs (NOT of weddings)
• penguin wrangler

• month... June
• day ... Funday
• time of day... Dusk
• planet... Venus
• animal... Eagle
• liquid... something with grenadine
• gemstone... Moonstone
• flower...
• instrument...
• color... Silver
• fruit... a passionfruit
• car... Glitter paint '67 stingray
• food... Shepherds pie
• place... By a beach
• material... Fur or leather
• scent... cotton candy or fruity

• wait till the last min.
• assume
• think you can't
• get too comfortable
• get too tweezer happy
• forget to stop and smell the roses
• wear french cut things