• Odwalla Juice
  • String Cheese
  • Gummy Bears
  • Graham Crackers
  • Cream Soda
  • Cherries
  • Captain Crunch
    • I would like to point out that I do not indulge in these regularly, stop judging.
oct 15 2007 ∞
mar 31 2009 +
  • mediocrity
  • my body disrobed
  • whoever keeps trying to break into my house through our porch door
  • hardcore pornography
  • the proposed national id card
  • Hunter's Point
  • Seeing most people I've dated in Public
oct 13 2007 ∞
oct 13 2007 +
  • Teleportation!
  • The ability to time travel!
    • to a time before I had a B.A. in Lit from a Party School
  • Telepathy
  • Psychokinesis
oct 13 2007 ∞
mar 31 2009 +
  • Dermatological Infections
  • Popular culture of the 90's
  • Clara Rockmore
  • Beta Fish Mating
  • Fine literature ( Ann M. Martin, R.L. Stine, Christopher Pike,Beverly Cleary)
  • The Taco Bell Menu
  • Celebrity Internet Gossip
nov 17 2007 ∞
nov 17 2007 +
  • dying alone
  • becoming morbidly obese
    • the two are interrelated
      • also, maybe destined
mar 31 2009 ∞
mar 31 2009 +
  • Oil of Olay Spf 15 uv protection
  • Bare Escentials Foundation (light)
  • Tarte tinted Lip Balm in all of its colors
  • Mac Fluidline gel eyeliner
  • Mac Ambering Rose blush
  • Mario Badescu skin products
  • Alpha Hydroxy Moisturizer
  • Vitamin E Oil
  • Rosebud Salve
  • Kiehls Body Creme
  • Eau de Yosh Fragrance
  • Diorshow Mascara
  • Sephora Brushes
  • Dove Shampoo and Conditioner
  • Opi Nailpolish in You're a Pisa Work
oct 13 2007 ∞
oct 13 2007 +
  • publicly display affection
  • subject me to their terrible art
  • Eat while walking down the street
  • Walk around barefoot in inappropriate situations
  • are happy, generally
oct 13 2007 ∞
oct 13 2007 +
  • The Man who makes animal noises all day and walks down Cole st
  • Barbara Cartland, the prolific writer of romance novels
  • Eudora Welty
  • Carl Sagan
  • Frances Farmer
  • Jobriath
oct 13 2007 ∞
oct 13 2007 +