• Hey slutkettle.
  • Hey slutnugget...Next I'm calling you WhoreKettle.
  • OMFG You could have asked him to prom!! Fucker...
  • I wish you a merry christmas. I wish you a merry christmas. I wish you a merry christmas, and don't drink too much!
  • Are you drunk/on drugs?
  • Because the lawyer person said you were a bad parent to allow a dog to bite off his horns so they agree you dont get him for a longgg time
  • I hate you.
jul 25 2007 ∞
jul 25 2007 +
  • Okay...answer me this, when are your ears not having an orgasm?
  • I want your body covered in fudge so I can lick it off!
  • Coochworms!
  • You're a skank...but I still love you.
  • lipdicking...diplicking...dicklipping?
  • Sun Fucker!
  • Buffalo!
jul 25 2007 ∞
jul 29 2007 +