• Ericsson GA318
• Motorola Startac mr501
• Samsung N105
• Nokia 3210
• Nokia 7210
• Nokia 8210
• Samsung A800
• Motorola v66i
• Motorola v150
• Nokia 6610i
• Sony Ericcson T66
• Sony Ericcson T68
• Motorola RAZR V3i
• Sony Ericcson K700
• Sony Ericcson K750
• Sony Ericcson W610
• Nokia 6230
• Nokia N95
• Blackberry Pearl
• Apple Iphone 3G
• HTC Desire

• Scotland
• England
• Ireland
• France
• Spain
• Portugal
• Italy
• Germany
• Luxembourg
• Switzerland
• Holland
• Poland
• Czech Republic
• Hungary
• Greece
• Vatican City
• USA
• Turkey
• Egypt
• Cyprus
• Tunisia

• Arcade Fire
• The Editors
• Bloc Party
• Arctic Monkeys
• Bush
• The Chemical Brothers
• The Doves
• Embrace
• Foo Fighters
• Nirvana
• Franz Ferdinand
• Gomez
• Green Day
• Groove Armada
• Happy Mondays
• Kula Shaker
• Longpigs
• Manic Street Preachers
• Oasis
• The Killers
• Paul Weller

Club Championships

• Inverness Tennis & Squash Club (1996/97)
• Broomhill Lawn Tennis & Squash Club (TBC)
• Western Lawn Tennis & Squash Club (TBC)
• Hamilton Squash Club (TBC)
• Whitecraigs Rugby Club (2014/15)
• Whitecraigs Rugby Club (2015/16)
• Whitecraigs Rugby Club (2016/17)
• Whitecraigs Rugby Club (2017/18)
• Whitecraigs Rugby Club (2018/19)
• Bridge of Allan Sport Club (2016/17)
• Bridge of Allan Sport Club (2018/19)

Masters

• South of Scotland Masters MO35 (2014/15)
• East Masters MO35 (2014/15)
• East Masters MO35 (2015/16)
• West Masters MO35 (2015/16)
• Scottish National Masters MO35 (2015/16)
• Scottish National Masters MO35 (2018/19)

• Celtic Park, Glasgow, Scotland
• Hampden Park, Glasgow, Scotland
• Ibrox, Glasgow, Scotland
• Old Trafford, Manchester, England
• Rugby Park, Kilmarnock, Scotland
• Easter Road, Edinburgh, Scotland
• Tynecastle, Edinburgh, Scotland
• Tannadice, Dundee, Scotland
• Pittodrie, Aberdeen, Scotland
• McDiarmid Park, Perth, Scotland
• East End Park, Dunfermline, Scotland
• Almondvale, Livingston, Scotland
• Camp Nou, Barcelona, Spain
• Love Street, Paisley, Scotland
• Estadio Olímpico, Sevilla, Spain
• Tulloch Caledonian Stadium, Inverness, Scotland
• White Heart Lane, London, England

• Volvo 340 DL
• Renault Clio 1.2
• BMW 316 SE Compact
• Mazda Rx-8
• Range Rover Sport HSE
• Audi A6 2.0TDI S-Line
• BMW 318i M Sport Plus
• Mercedes Benz C-Class AMG Line
• BMW 520d M Sport xDrive

• Prince Extender Excel
• Wilson Hammer (x2)
• Slazenger 420 (x2)
• Prince CTS Extender
• Prince CTS Extender Elite
• Grays Black Devil (x8)
• Grays Light Blue (x6)
• CX Pro Precision (x6)
• CX Pro 110g (x3)
• Dunlop Aerogel Ultimate (x5)
• Dunlop 4D Aerogel Elite (x2)
• Climax Pro Fantasy (x7)
• Prince Pro Beast Powerbite 750 (x3)
• Eye X.Lite 120 Control (x7)
• Eye V.Lite 120 Control (x12)

• attend a football match at the Westfalenstadion
• be beaten by one of my children at squash
• attend the British Open Squash Final
• see The National live
• represent Scotland at squash
• watch Celtic win a European trophy
• see Scotland gain independence

• i have started to believe that the world is "fucked" but have no real explanation why when quizzed
• i add "... dear" to the end of sarcastic remarks aimed at women
• i repeat myself alot, despite having very little contact with idiots or much experience of people not listening to me
• i think if i change the wording of things, people wont notice that i am repeating myself
• i say the same thing over and over even though people around me arent stupid and usually listen to me
• i say random short phrases out of the blue and with no context.
• i have started to like wine
• i have started to think that nightclubs are for "kids"

• Sinclair ZX Spectrum 48k
• Amiga 500
• PC Custom Build 386
• Sega MegaDrive
• Sony Playstation
• Microsoft XBox
• Microsoft XBox 360
• PC Custom Build QuadCore Intel i5
• Playstation 4
• MacBook Pro x 3

• Monkey Island (All)
• Tomb Raider (All)
• Renegade
• Target Renegade
• Max Payne
• Lemmings
• Manic Miner
• Halo
• Doom
• Quake
• Final Fantasy VII
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Grand Theft Auto
• Gran Tourismo
• Tie Fighter
• Street Fighter (All)
• Super Mario Brothers
• Mega Man I & II
• Syndicate
• Flashback
• Speedball II