may 6 2008 ∞
may 6 2008 +
  • Phone Answerer for Domino's Pizza
  • Pizza maker [Many places.]
  • Gas station clerk
  • Graphic artist for some free classifieds paper
  • Graphic artist for the Yellow Pages
  • Luxury car parker
  • Rug delivery [Front for something else.]
  • Telephone solicitor
  • Web designer
  • Bartender
  • Self-employed web hosting service
  • Fabric sample book binder
  • IT guy for a plastics company
  • Bookseller [Many places.]
  • Pasta and sauce maker
  • Vintage cloth...
apr 16 2008 ∞
apr 16 2008 +
  • Bob Dylan – Blonde on Blonde
  • U2 – The Unforgettable Fire
  • R.E.M. – Automatic for the People
  • The Cure – Disintegration
  • Okkervil River
  • Golden Boots – Bland Canyon
  • Kurt Cobain
  • Leonard Cohen
  • Eels – Blinking Lights and Other Revelations
  • Elvis Costello – Beyond Belief
  • Tom Waits – Small Change, Big Time, Frank’s Wild Years
  • Underworld – Everything, Everything [Live]
  • Lou Reed – New York
  • Talking Hea...
jul 17 2006 ∞
jul 17 2006 +
  1. give yourself tusks made from popsicle sticks or straws
  2. make a robot costume out of a paper bag, boxes, and markers
  3. think about things that confuse you
  4. eat
  5. become bored with television
  6. race worms
  7. conduct experiments
  8. have a Kool-Aid or milk mustache
  9. pout
  10. laugh weird
  11. make up new songs about rocks or sticks
  12. tell your sisters or cousins they were originally Siamese twins
  13. put a kitten in a sweatshirt sleeve and ca...
jul 17 2006 ∞
jul 17 2006 +
  1. Your lawn furniture is history, buddy.
  2. You act like I wasn't provoked.
  3. Is that your girlfriend or is that an Art-car?
  4. Look at me, of course I'm under the influence.
  5. Can you not see that I am serious?
  6. I am with The Invaders, there's no point in trying to hide that.
  7. I'm feeling really volatile right now.
  8. I know three types of karate: judo, aikido, and regular karate.
  9. I'll take a bite out of your cheek and s...
jul 17 2006 ∞
jul 17 2006 +
  1. snowglobes
  2. tinsel
  3. friends
  4. dinosaurs
  5. disease
  6. potions
  7. kittens
  8. pennies
  9. rope
  10. dust
  11. pictures of trees
  12. items that don't belong to you
  13. kickballs
  14. ballpoint pens
  15. lawn furniture
  16. monopoly game pieces
  17. anything vintage
  18. anything retro
  19. collections
  20. hangovers
  21. welcome mats
  22. jars
  23. salt & pepper shakers
  24. spandex
  25. yarn
  26. classical composer trading cards
  27. Garbage Pail Kids
  28. swords
  29. sexual frustration
  30. heartache
  31. dead insects
  32. ex-wives
  33. copies of "Catcher in the Ry...