• a tavern with a no dancing, no sluts and no douchebags policy. get the fuck out...you already occupy all the other bars in the world.
• time travel emporium (but a real one, not like the 826 one)
• sword and armor shop that's actually a front for a cupcake shop
• a tea shop with jessica

• the fishers
• alvy singer
• rob gordon
• mirabelle buttersfield
• bob harris
• margot tenenbaum

• beck - sea change
• ryan adams - love is hell
• the softies - winter pageant
• belle and sebastian - dear catastrophe waitress

more later.

• steven wright
• patton oswalt
• zatch gastifanaski

(i mean zach galifianakis)

• george carlin
• bj novak
• sara silverman
• brian reagan

• river
• kara
• torquil
• sydney
• jess
• john
• natalia
• charlie

• could you give me a baby brontosaurus that will never grow larger than the size of a border collie and will live forever?
• could you please explain to everyone that yes, it is in fact still called a brontosaurus?
• do you have boyparts or girlparts?
• have you ever lost your keys?
• what's the deal with the layering polos and popping the collar? you didn't come up with that, did you?
• what's your favorite beverage?
• can i also have a helicopter?
• what is eggplant?
• also, things about physics.