• May or mao
• She/Her
• 02/May | Taurus/Snake

- life -

• Currently considering a Canine Behaviour course.
  • Certified in Horticulture, and Animal Management. GCSEs in Latin and Environmental Science. I'm head empty and by no means a professional, but ask me anything.
• Dreams to live in a Scandinavian wilderness with nothing but a big stone and wood cabin, a herd of ancient sheep, highland and longhorn cattle, and a pack of spitz dogs. Go hunting with the dogs, sew, and bind books. Breathe. Thrive. Live the dream.
• Dog & Cat owner.
• Lawful Evil to Chaotic Neutral | INTP-J | Super socially inept.
• God-awful writer, artistic novice, unfathomable waste of creativity.

• Pretending I'm a streamer with an interesting life, eee
• Writing dumb werewolf stories to appease my twelve-year-old twilight-era self
• Drawing badly
• Giving my dog all the attention she deserves but does not want
• Playing video games
• Procrastinating finishing books
• Also procrastinating learning German
• Starting ambitious sewing projects when I can't sew!
• Needle felting and bookbinding because I'm an old woman.
• Being a disgrace to fashion

- Playing -

• Genshin Impact
• The Witcher Enhanced Edition
• Cyberpunk 2077
• TES: Skyrim (for the achievements)

- Watching -

• Britannia (S2)
• Snowpiercer (S2)
• so many other things because I need to stop starting shows and not finishing them.

- Reading -

• Empire of the Vampire. (I beg you to read the very first line of that book and tell me it's not amazing)
• Woman, Eating.
• Under the Oak Tree
• (webtoons:) Devil Number 4
• Trapped

• Cold weather. Rain, & anything Autumn.
• Nature & watching things grow.
• Lying outside when it's dark and quiet and watching the stars and feeling the gaze of the eldritch gods as they stare back from the void
• Aesthetics: Cottagecore, Dark Academia & Victorian peasant-esque style.
• Fantasy worlds & Mythical creatures, ie griffins and dragons.
• LOVE map-making.
• Dogs.
• Black & brown sheep with the curly horns especially.
• Tea: Earl Grey & English Breakfast only.
• Sleeping because I have crippling depression :)

• Ants, Spiders & Guinea Pigs. Crabs are the spiders of the sea.
• Grated cheese in a sandwich. Ruins the whole texture of the sandwich.
• Lasagne. Genuinely just the smell makes me physically sick and I can't eat it.
• People who think wild animals are entertainment or pets. Wolfdogs and savannah cats come to mind. Man, especially people that have wild animals as pets that could've been rehabilitated and safely released.
• Yorkshire tea tastes like someone took good tea put it on the ground and stomped on it so now it's dirty and sad, you can't change my mind.
• Most things in life. I'm a joy to be around.