- Look to the north. Keep looking. There's nothing coming from the south.
- Men are from Mars; women are from Venus; Earth is a hallucination; podcasts are dreams.
- There's a special place in Hell. It's really hip. Very exclusive.
- What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? I don’t know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help.
- A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A basilisk.
- Lost? Confused? Lacking direction? Need to find a purpose in your life?
- It must be 3:23 PM somewhere. Maybe space?
- We are living in an immaterial world: a ghost world. And I am an immaterial girl: a ghost.
- "Nice bolo tie!" It's the nicest compliment a person can ever receive.
- Eating meat is a difficult moral decision, because it's stolen, that meat. You should apologize.
- Today is the last day of your life up to this point.
- Does the carpet match the drapes? No it doesn't. You're the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home.
- I'd never join a PEN15 club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
- Biologically speaking, we are all people, made up of smaller people.
- One incorporeal being said to the other, “I'm not here too! Make friends?”
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would it even matter because we are so insignificant in this vast incomprehensible universe?
- Werner Herzog is the most interesting person.
aug 16 2015 ∞
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