• coincidentally being kidnapped with 3 other hot guys I like and there's no other girls so eventually (and this could take months) one of them starts making out with me. The other two are really jealous.
• being trapped in an elevator with a hot guy for 2 or 3 days (thank god i dont have to pee or anything) and we get to know each other and then we make out.
• going on a trip with a large group of friends when a group of bandits kill everyone except me and a hot guy. we run away into the amazon forest where he keeps me alive. we almost die but we make out and then get rescued after a week, thank god no one gets jungle rot. we make a full recovery and go on oprah to tell our amazing love story.
• having jay clifford sing to me in his underwear and then we make out.

• hannah (ashley's rottweiler ruff ruff)
• charlie (ashley's old ginger cat)
• dolly-uh (cant spell it but virginia's little guinea pig thing)
• virginia's new snake ew!
• achilles (virginia's dog that someone else owns now)

• supermodel
• american idol contestant
• back up dancer
• a famous person who was on dancing with the stars - preferably derek hough's partner
• a big time hollywood actress
• a book writer
• trend watcher for a magazine
• seat filler for award shows
• e! correspondent

• compulsive nose picker
• spotty gym attendance
• randomly stops listening while someone is talking
• overall bad taste in music and movies (ie, twilight and britney spears)
• sloppy, fast eater
• shower pee-er
• talks without really having a point
• while driving, tends to run through or over the following: red lights, stop signs, over children

• substitute teaching - they were an unwilling audience
• bearing testimony at church
• teaching yoga!
• presenting my research in Wileska, GA. Polymeric Aluminum Kinetic Experiments Using a Cary 4000. The judges said I did a good job but I didnt place because I had only done my research for 6 months and other people had done theirs for, like, 5 years. meh.

• go see Fuerza Bruta
• zipline through a rainforest
• spend the night somewhere really cold or really hot! Like Antartica or the Sahara
• adopt a baby from Africa/Russia
• teach others

Books I dont want to buy but want to read.

• jodi picoult books
• the reader
• blink
• ladder of years
• love walked in

• nikki - girl at church
• nikki - girl at church
• nicky - girl at church
• nickie - my boss's wife

• could sing like mariah carey
• performed talk poetry
• had a show on npr
• had my own talk show
• came in second place on american idol
• was devastatingly beautiful
• could do a split
• was married to joel mchale or hugh jackman
• could bring the wink back

• mom and stepdad
• a. wo!
• becky
• ara
• tim

• ian ziering lol?
• jen lancaster - she wrote a book. does that count?
• usher was at sfog while i was working there

• ugly betty
• amazing race
• 24
• america's funniest home videos fo lyfe yo
• it's always sunny in philadelphia
• alias
• dirty jobs
• beauty and the beast (linda hamilton and ron perlman rawr)
• mst3k
• i love lucy (but hate all other gingers)
• buffy the vampire slayer
• angel
• everybody hates chris
• reno 911!
• dr. quinn medicine woman
• the muppet show
• fraggle rock
• oprah
• chapelle's show

• apples to apples
• scrabble
• cranium
• uno
• hide and seek
• mormon touching games
• sudoku
• sorry!
• clue
• sequence
• if/then game (can become mean though ...)

• anna (1 of 5 liz)
• ben (2 of 5 liz)
• emily (3 of 5 liz)
• lindsey (4 of 5 liz)
• another one on the way ... (5 of 5 liz)
• lila (1 of 1 virginia)
• tariq (1 of 1 royal)

• desi arnaz
• bob saget
• edward from twilight; he's real, yeah, it could happen
• robert smigel (i know this is totally wtf)
• peter dinklage (he's more of an ADMIRATION HEATHHHHERRRRRRRR)

• customer service specialist at dollar tree
• worked with my stepdad at some graphic finishing place. there was a lot of paper and a lot of machines where you could lose a hand.
• supplemental instructor at kennesaw state
• substitute teacher in cobb county
• cash control agent dun dun dun at six flags over georgia
• research and development, quality control technician, and quality control lab manager at chemlink laboratories
• yoga instructor at kennesaw state

• cat - pookie! black and white short haired little snot
• cat - betsy! love of my life!
• dog - abby. golden retriever. the only dog we ever had that would fetch
• dog - fred. just a mutt. small and hyper
• dog - maxie. rescued mutt. she died and when they replaced pipe in our backyard they dug up her body. TRAUMATIZING.
• dog - petey. he had dark fur around one of his eyeballs
• dog - logan. cocker spaniel. he's kinda fat.
• cat - beautiful julia RAWR
• guinea pig. totally cant remember its name.