In the interest of never forgetting who I am...

• My impulsiveness
• My thirst for adventure
• That I'm literary
• That I'm a writer
• My seal obsession
• My passion for telling a good story
• That I wear my heart on my sleeve
• My refusal to feel embarrassed or ashamed
• That I get along with guys exponentially better than girls
• My bluntness
• My refusal to let anyone else's opinions affect my actions
• My love of bad movies
• My fi...

That I Have Done

• The nervous virgin (on both sides of the equation)
• Teacher and student (as the teacher)
• Personal trainer and client (as the client)
• Referee and athlete (as the ref)
• High class hooker and married guy
• Drug dealer and the girl with no money
• Maid and the toxic bachelor
• Stripper in the private room

That I Want to Do

• Ghostbuster and scared girl living alone
• I don't know why, but if they were real ...

• Romantic soul mates
• Love at first sight
• Santa Clause
• The idea of there being only one right way to worship
• That a embryo is the same thing as a baby
• Roommates
• Everyone needs their own space!
• The Tooth Fairy
• Any good reason for the Canadian Seal Hunt
• Straight people
• The whole 2012 hype
• Any exception to the "Once a cheater, always a cheater" rule
• Raising children being universally the most fulfilling thing one ...

• Leftover sushi
• Omelets, preferably from my mother or a little hole in the wall breakfast nook like Jack and Mary's
• Weight Watcher's Breakfast Quesadilla
• A Panera bagel
• Egg McMuffin with no Canadian bacon
• Corned beef hash, hash browns, and scrambled eggs all mixed together and covered in Crystal's hot sauce
• Cold leftover pizza
• A BLT
• Chocolate chip pancakes with no butter or syrup
• Hot chocolate and Smartfood...

• Going home with a girl who slapped me across the face during foreplay and then pretending to pass out to avoid any further injury. Once she had fallen asleep herself, I grabbed my friend who was sleeping in the living room and made a getaway at three in the morning.
• Telling the 7-11 clerk every single detail that I could remember about about my sex life while my friends shopped for sobering up munc...

• Being pregnant and never popping the damn thing out
• Life as a housewife, married to someone I don't love
• Having my eyes stapled open and being forced to watch footage of seal clubbing
• Constantly throwing up
• Having someone lecture me, non-stop, in the most judgmental way possible
• Being in really cold weather with no way to keep warm
• Having to do high school all over again, completely unable to change a d...

• My iPod: Infected Mushroom, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, and Billie Holiday are amongst my preferred musical study buddies,
• Lazy Moon pizza: The best pizza in Orlando, conveniently located across the street from campus and open late enough that I can get a piece even when I stay in the library until it closes at 1am.
• My loose fitting boyfriend jeans: Comfortable enough to sit in for hours on end.
• Real...

• Literature
• Human Sexuality
• Cinema
• The Titanic
• The 1960's and 70's
• Animals
• Fashion History
• The Victorian Era
• The Black Dahlia
• Greek Mythology
• Theater
• The Revolutionary War
• Drugs
• Psychology
• Fairy Tales
• Marine Biology
• Really Odd Medical Aliments
• Art
• The Culture and History of Marijuana
• Jim Morrison
• Prohibition Era Crime
• Cooking
• Bisexual History

• Rob Zombie
• Edgar Allen Poe
• Rob Serling
• Ava Gardner
• J.D. Salinger
• Elvis Presley
• David Bowie
• Simone de Beauvoir
• Gypsy Rose Lee
• Pat Benetar
• Kirstie Alley
• Al Capone
• Joan of Arc
• Ethel Mermen
• Cary Grant
• Janis Joplin
• James Earl Jones
• Dolly Parton

These are the more whimsical, fantasy based stuff that would be in the house I'd have if I came into unlimited wealth...

• A beautiful, rocky, saltwater habitat for my pet sea lions to live in that I could also swim in
• A huge library with murals of famous scenes in literature
• An aquarium filled with jellyfish
• Guard hippos
• Besides the fact that a hippo will fuck your shit up, it would secure me a place in...

Some of which I found again...

• My virginity
• A silver ring with a frog on it that I loved
• Twenty pounds by some method I am completely unaware of
• A pretty pricey lunchbox when I was in third grade
• Friends
• Lovers
• My faith in love and relationships
• Many a small house pet
• Meaning they've died, I've never lost track of an animal
• Money
• This magical black tank top that flattered my body better than any article of c...

• Two crooked bottom teeth
• Large freckles that form a square on my left cheek
• Noticeable mole on the crease where my left leg meets the rest of my body
• Tattoos
• Celtic tree of life on my shoulder
• Pink and purple cookie cutter on my ankle
• Pinup girl with a pile of books on my lower back
• Tiny seal on my butt
• Tiny scar next to my right elbow
• Huge scar at the top of my hairline
• Tiny freckle under my left pointer f...

• Don't think for a second that you lost your virginity to someone who cares about you. Anything that motherfucker tells you is a lie and even years later, he's not going to respect, appreciate, or possibly even remember anything about your relationship, including your giving it up to him. Mentally prepare yourself to one day hate him more than you ever loved him.
• Don't stay home on graduation night ...

• Johnathan Tucker - Actually, I know why I would sleep with him...it all stems from "Dance of the Dead". Sexy, post-apocalyptic bad boy with a heart of gold...delicious. But I don't know what it is about he himself I find so attractive.
• Trevor Moore - I mean, he's kind of awkward looking and has a really goofy look on his face all the time but something about him just really makes me want to remove ...

• A stomach flu that put me in the hospital
• A virus that covered my right eye in microscopic blisters
• An ulcer on my left eye from being retarded and sleeping in my contacts all the time
• A gash on my forehead from a huge metal pole falling on my head
• A mild concussion from a ladder falling on me
• Strep throat
• Atrophy in my legs from being in bed with strep throat
• An ear infection that formed a tiny hole in ...

• A bag of really good pot: found with my mother while walking the beach on Mother's Day
• A wedding ring with a fake diamond: found outside of a mall
• A cheap butterfly ring: found in the sand while spinning on a merry-go-round at a playground
• Two brand new hundred dollar bills: on the sales floor at work
• Two twenties and a ten: on the sales floor at work
• A Special Olympics silver medal: in an old desk got...

• Brain Damage
• Night of the Comet
• Earth Girls Are Easy
• Frankenhooker
• Chopping Mall
• Murder Party
• Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
• Meet the Feebles
• Night of the Creeps
• Monster High
• Killer Klowns from Outer Space

• The doctors have told me since my heart is too sensitive to pressure changes, my body probably couldn't handle pregnancy
• I think the world has too many unwanted children and giving birth rather than adopting them is pretty selfish
• I wouldn't be strong enough to raise a child with any sort of mental or physical disability
• Should I find someone who wants to spend the rest of their life with me, I would...

Real

• Jim Morrison
• Jimi Hendrix
• Seth Rogen
• James Franco
• Drew Barrymore
• Janis Joplin
• My mother
• My parents when they were both young
• Nick Swanson
• Jason Segal
• The Beatles
• My best friend, Annie (she doesn't smoke anymore)
• Matthew McConaughey
• Tommy Chong

Fictional

• The Caterpillar from "Alice in Wonderland"
• The Freaks of "Freaks and Geeks"
• Claus the Goldfish from "American Dad"
• James Franco's character in "Pineapple Expres...

Specific Ideas

• Prostitution subtexts in fairy tales - It is done!
• Gay and lesbian subtext in fairy tales
• How Victor Frankenstein was more of a tragic hero than a villain
• Eli Roth's Hostel series and Marxism
• Girl Walking Backwards and Catcher in the Rye comparison
• Charlie from "All Dogs Go to Heaven" as a literary (or cinematic, I guess?) Christ-like figure

Broad Topics I Haven't Quite Found a Focus For Y...

• That I get to live alone in it
• My Barbie pink walls
• That in the middle of the afternoon, the light hits my disco ball perfectly and the whole room gets covered in sparkles
• The hall to my apartment constantly smells like yummy Chinese food due to the Asian family that lives upstairs
• Playing Bingo in the Clubhouse with all the old ladies
• The silly saloon style door to my bathroom
• It has a dressing room bu...

In chronological order...

• Mrs Rohl - third grade
• Ms McCarter - fourth grade
• Mrs Holt - sixth grade World Cultures
• Ms Duffy - eighth grade History
• Miss McCarthy - AP Literature
• Miss Gardiner - high school Drama
• Mrs. Gosling - high school substitute teacher
• Professor Tomasso - Intro to Psych, Developmental Psych
• Professor John Peter Paul - Western Civ I
• Dean Anthony - various theater classes
• Professor Glanvill...

I still don't know yet, but these were some of the things I've considered throughout my life...

• Art teacher
• Veterinarian
• Fashion designer
• Journalist
• Reporter
• Travel writer
• Professor
• Jewelry designer
• Actress
• Bartender
• Novelist
• Sex therapist
• Playwright
• Wedding planner

From the 1000 Awesome Things blog...

• That last, crumby triangle in a bag of potato chips
• Finding money you didn’t even know you lost
• Picking the perfect nacho off someone else’s plate
• Eating the last piece of dessert somebody left at your house
• That pile of assorted beers left in your fridge after a party
• Wearing underwear just out of the dryer
• Old, dangerous playground equipment
• Anything that can gro...

• Al Pacino
• Alan Rickman
• John Leguizamo
• Anthony Stewart Head
• Jeff Goldblum
• Pierce Brosnan
• Chris Noth
• Gerard Butler
• Benecio Del Toro
• Billy Zane
• Timothy Dalton
• Tim Curry
• Dr. Gregory House (not Hugh Laurie)

• The Diary of Anne Frank
• A Dopey Fairy Tale
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• The Uninvited
• Governing Alice
• Sleeping Beauty
• Prelude to Thirty Five
• History Lesson
• The Servant of Two Masters

• When it comes to decorating, I can never have enough pink
• I love rhinestones on anything and everything
• I doodle hearts and flowers on everything when I'm bored
• I have so much makeup, I need to keep it in a tackle box
• When I see a puppy or other cute animal, I instantly start talking baby talk to it and professing my undying love
• I have better balance in heels than any other shoe
• I devour fashion magazi...

• I understand the sanctity of being/having a good wingman
• I'll pick a cheeseburger over a salad at a restaurant any day
• There is only about a twenty-five percent chance that I will call people after sleeping with them
• I get a little panicked anytime someone I dating mentions marriage or having kids
• I take it personally when something goes awry during a sporting event
• Singers like Jewel or Celine Dion ma...

• Cheat on a significant other
• Eat veal
• Wear fur
• Abuse an animal
• Get pregnant
• Buy Canadian seafood
• Sleep with a friend's significant other
• Sleep with a friend's ex
• Unless I had already discussed it with them ahead of time
• Feign feelings or affection for someone
• Live in a place that snowed
• Give up my friends for a significant other
• Give up school/my career for a significant other
• Practice unsafe sex
• Litter
• Intraven...

• Doggy Style
• The Bodyguard
• The Bulldog
• The Butterfly
• The Cradle
• The Deck Chair
• The Folded Deck Chair
• The Deep Impact
• The Deep Stick
• The Drill
• The Jockey
• The Lotus
• The Mirror of Pleasure
• The Butler
• The Atten-hut

• Yanni
• Yellowcard
• Atreyu
• Simple Plan
• Flogging Molly
• Dropkick Murphys
• The Offspring
• All American Rejects
• Avenged Sevenfold
• Tsunami Bomb
• Suicide Machines
• Story of the Year
• AFI
• Thrice
• The Used
• Reggie and the Full Effects
• Mest
• New Found Glory
• Motion City Soundtrack
• Reliant K
• Mae
• Millencolin
• Transplants
• Hoobastank
• The Ataris
• Smile Empty Soul

• Icicle
• Galaxy
• Blossom
• Chrysanthemum
• Phantasmagorical
• Scuttle
• Shennanigan
• Orchid
• Shimmer
• Gossamer
• Hippopotamus
• Sweetheart
• Pumpkin
• Predicament
• Salsa
• Mushroom
• Popcorn
• Careen
• Mosey
• Vivacious
• Mellow
• Sparkle
• Tropical
• Crimson
• Parakeet
• Holistic
• Lingerie
• Solaris
• Celestial
• Shortcake
• Kismet
• Whimsical

• You're Soaking In It
• I Faked It
• It's Not You, It's Me
• Pass the Wasabi
• Psilocybin
• Pop, Goes the Cherry
• Mint on the Pillow
• Rented by the Hour
• Mister, You Get My Mojo Risin'
• Malibu Dream House
• Frenemy
• Three Beer Queer
• I Read Banned Books
• Your Girl Is Lovely, Hubble
• Fly on the Wall
• Club Sandwiches, Not Seals
• Breakfast with Tiffany
• Rock the Casbah
• Marge Simpson Blue
• Strawberry Slut Cake
• Mid Life Crisis Car

• Cranium
• Trivial Pursuit
• Twister
• Apples to Apples
• Loaded Questions
• Super Mario World
• Scrabble
• Scene It
• Clue
• Beer Pong
• Taboo
• Ring of Fire
• Cranium Letter Line Up
• Jeopardy

• Writing
• Cranium
• Sexually pleasuring another person
• Sexually pleasuring myself
• Remembering large chunks of anything word based
• Connecting with animals
• Any Mario game on Super Nintendo
• Finding B-movies that don't totally suck
• Picking flattering lingerie for anyone
• Telling a good joke or story
• Public speaking
• Dancing by myself or with Annie
• Taking pictures
• Decorating a room
• Giving massages
• Cooking
• Applying makeup
• Fin...

• Aphrodite
• Catherine Tremmel (Basic Instinct)
• Alice in Wonderland
• Brigitte Bardot
• Marilyn Monroe
• Kendra Wilkinson
• Barbie
• Gwen Stefani
• Mae West
• Scarlett Johansson
• Billy Idol
• Emma Frost
• David Bowie
• Jason Mewes
• Holli Would from "Coolworld"

I just want to give a good punch in the mouth to people who are...

• Pretentious
• Bitchy to perfect strangers
• Judgmental
• Arrogant
• Clingy
• Close minded
• Vain
• Needy
• Contemptuous
• Know-it-alls
• Fixated on what other people think
• Trendy to the point of being a drone
• Unfaithful
• Manipulative
• Void of a sense of fun or humor
• Of the impression that the rest of the world should find their kid as important as they do
• Incapable of d...

I'm a dirty Pagan...

• My fairy tarot cards
• The beautiful Gaia statue I inherited from Annie
• Matching blue glass sun and moon candle holders
• A hand carved wooden statue of a seal
• My power animal
• A tall, very old Virgin Mary statue
• Pagans love Mary too
• Driftwood
• A dried sea urchin
• An antique green glass bowl that I burn sage in
• A small candle holder made from blue sea glass, with sea shells hanging from a cord ...

• "My best friend doesn't like you"
• "I tripped on acid and the dude I saw in my hallucination told me I shouldn't be dating you anymore"
• "I want to move back to Atlanta"
• "I don't want to date anyone right now"
• "My band just got signed and I owe it to my ex girlfriend to be with her since she supported me in the really hard beginning"
• "When you told me you loved me, it just freaked me out too much."
• "You'r...

But of course, I love them all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinniped

Breeds

• California sea lion
• Ribbon seal
• Harp seal
• Harbor seal
• Walrus

Pinnipeds of Note

• Andre the famous harbor seal
• Perhaps you remember the film?
• Hoover the Talking Seal
• Seriously, he talked with a New England accent at that!
• Lou Seal
• The San Francisco Giants mascot
• The "loose seal" of Arrested Development...
• The most stylish of all seals wit...

• Hug a sea lion
• Go on a cross country road trip
• Have an Alice in Wonderland themed wedding
• Write a book
• Visit Venice Beach
• Visit Greece
• Visit Amsterdam
• Visit Paris
• Visit London
• Visit the Playboy Mansion
• Ride in a hot air balloon
• Spend Christmas in New York City
• Have sex on a playground
• Meet Eli Roth
• Get the hell out of Bradenton and NOT move back
• Get my PhD at NYU
• Have sex at Warped Tour
• Spend New Year's Eve in Tim...

• Heart shaped boxes of candy
• Teddy bears and other sickeningly cute stuffed animals
• Using the term "soulmate"
• Getting married or even thinking about getting married with less than a year of dating under your belt
• Nicknames that include the word "Boo", "Bear", any sound an animals makes, or repetition of a word or part of a word
• Planning important steps to relationships so they'll be perfect when they sh...

I dream big, this is a day that could simply never be...

• Good hair and body day
• Breakfast with my friends
• Weather that is mild and sunny for half the day and dark and stormy for the other half
• Intellectual stimulation
• A good book, a museum, an interesting lecture or documentary
• Really good weed
• Sushi
• Sea lion sightings
• Experiencing something new and exciting
• Lots of great finds from Goodwill and thrift stor...

• Pink and black
• Everyone must come in some combination of the two colors, everything decorated in the colors. I think it would look lovely.
• 70's roller disco party
• Toga party
• Midsummer's Night Dream party
• My own little lingerie party, inspired by the famous one at the Playboy Mansion.
• Junior High party
• Spin the Bottle, attire you cannot justify wearing after after age 14, bad late 90's music
• Seven Deadly S...

• Brain control: This is different from mind control. I mean being able to stimulate and read people's emotions, thoughts, memories and release certain chemicals so they could hallucinate and feel euphoric.
• Aphrodisia: Ability to control the emotions of love and lust
• Pyrokenesis: Ability to create or to control fire with the mind
• Power absorption: Ability to copy or absorb another's powers or skills
• Omn...

• Pedicures
• Acrylic manicures
• Getting my hair professionally flat ironed
• Juicy Couture perfume
• Urban Outfitters clothes and apartment stuff
• Anything not included in the Pink collection at Victoria's Secret
• More than one meal of sushi per paycheck
• The epic bud that my friend Sean knows how to get a hold of
• Crazy, adult store lingerie and toys
• Travel to new places I've never seen before
• Most anything from Sepho...

• The Sign - Ace of Base
• The Bridge - Ace of Base
• Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard
• Past, Present, and Future - Rob Zombie
• Start Static - Sugarcult
• Dare to Dream - Yanni
• Dookie - Green Day
• A Fever You Can't Sweat Out - Panic! At the Disco
• Come Clean - Curve
• Decadence - Head Automatica
• Self-Titled - Sublime
• The Very Best of The Doors
• Bad for Good: The Very Best of The Scorpions
• 2003 Warped Tour Compilation
• Rent soundtrack...

• Being eaten alive by something with a rather large mouth
• Something really scary looking at me through a window
• Being trapped out in the middle of nowhere with a clown
• Getting pregnant
• That Jay didn't mean anything he said to me during our whole relationship
• Leading a boring life
• Sharks
• Killer whales
• Vomiting
• Getting breast cancer and needing a mastectomy
• Realizing that my peak attractiveness was in high sch...

• Betsey Johnson
• Carrie Bradshaw
• Sheri Moon Zombie
• Janis Joplin
• Holly Golightly
• My fashion savvy friend, Sarah
• Dita Von Teese
• Jody of MonroeMisfitMakeup
• Faith from "Buffy"
• Lauren Conrad
• Penny Lane

For better or for worse...

• Learning to read
• Meeting my best friend, Annie
• Having my first play produced
• My family losing all our money and having to move to Bradenton when I was nine
• My first relationship with a boy
• My first relationship with a girl
• Losing my virginity to a boy who would turn out to be the worst person I've ever met
• Making love to another woman for a first time
• Coming out to my father
• Smoki...

• Learned to ride a bike
• I was a bit of a bookworm as a kid and it just never came up...
• Owned a pet cat
• I'm a dog person
• Left the time zone I was born in
• I am not pleased with about this
• Seen snow
• I'm a true Floridian girl with orange juice in my veins. I have no desire to ever experience temperatures below freezing
• Enjoyed "Fight Club"
• This goes for the book AND the movie. I just think it's garbage and I'v...

Inspired by the episode of "How I Met Your Mother"...

• Love
• Breakup sex
• Makeup sex
• Revenge
• Can’t sleep
• Mild head and body aches
• You’re both too broke to go out and do something together
• To prove that you could bed someone out of your league
• Rebound
• Drunkenness
• Drugs
• As a study break so you can renew your concentration
• Curiosity
• Boredom
• To relieve stress
• Just found out about a new position
• Just bought a new sex ...

• Cannibus Cup Judge
• Zookeeper
• The person dressed up as Tinkerbell who swings down a zipcord from the top of Cinderella's Castle during the Magic Kingdom fireworks show
• Burlesque dancer
• Sea lion caretaker at Sea World
• Lounge singer
• Secret agent
• Mob boss
• Pablo Escabar level drug dealer
• Mythbuster
• Ghostbuster
• Hollywood party photographer
• Gourmet pastry chef
• Supervillan
• Toy designer
• Wedding planner
• Florist
• Stunt woman
• C...

• Jack Dawson & Rose DeWitt Bukater
• Rob Zombie & Sheri Moon Zombie
• Bonnie Parker & Clyde Barrow
• Marshall and Lily Erickson (How I Met Your Mother)
• Jimmy Harper & Mary Lane (Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical)
• Mickey & Mallory Knox (Natural Born Killers)
• Gomez & Morticia Addams
• Audrey & Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors)
• Sid & Nancy
• Cesar & Cleopatra
• Romeo & Juliet
• Carrie Bradshaw & Mr. Big (Sex and the City)
• Harry...

• The Mushroom Kingdom
• Wonderland
• Fraggle Rock
• Hogsmeade
• Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
• Fern Gully
• Halloween Town
• The Baxter Building
• Sunnydale
• Springfield
• Candyland
• The Land of the Dead from "Corpse Bride"
• Whoville
• The Ten Kingdoms
• Gotham City
• Wellsville

• Studio 54
• Woodstock
• The launching of the Titanic
• Jim Morrison's infamous Miami performance where he exposed himself to all of south Florida
• A prophecy by the oracle at Delphi in Ancient Greece
• A 1920's speakeasy
• The Beatles last rooftop performance
• A robbery by Bonnie and Clyde
• Susan B. Anthony voting in the 1872 Presidential Election
• Marilyn Monroe singing "Happy Birthday" to JFK
• The Human Be-In
• The Summer ...

• Craving for books and knowledge
• Love of history
• Preference for psychedelic music
• A really quick, hot temper
• A loud voice that just skyrockets on the decibel scale when I'm angry
• A huge affection for marijuana
• When I'm tired, there is no keeping me from falling asleep
• Tallness
• Book smarts
• The delusion that when I'm drunk, I'm witty and articulate
• An interest in darker literature and movies

• Creativity
• Love of nature and animals
• Great breasts
• Natural dancing ability
• Something that makes gay men simply love me
• Quirky decorating sense
• A love of Marilyn Monroe
• An extremely expressive face
• Skin that freckles rather than tans
• A superhuman ability to hold a grudge
• Fierce loyalty to my friends

Or at least what passes for autumn in Florida

• Halloween
• The first morning I wake up with the windows open and it's cool
• Green bean casserole at Thanksgiving
• The air feeling so much cleaner
• Going back to school
• Light sweaters and scarves
• Cloves in the morning or late at night
• They just taste better in autumn
• Borrowing cute boy's jackets because "I didn't realize it would be this cold"
• Seeing Annie get all ex...

• Everything smelling like pine and vanilla
• The holiday scavenger hunt my friends and I have had every year since I was a sophomore in high school
• The Victoria Secret Holiday Fashion Show
• New Year's Eve
• Exponentially more stylish clothing
• My birthday
• Champagne is constantly on sale
• Brainstorming great holiday gifts for my loved ones
• Peppermint hot chocolate at Starbucks
• Everyone is way cuddlier with each oth...

• Flowers are coming back
• Being a Floridian, spring comes right when I couldn't stand another week of the cold
• Cadbury Mini Eggs
• Making Ostara baskets
• Manatees at the beach
• All the Pagan holidays that are fun and lusty begin in the spring
• Makeup companies coming out with all sorts of shimmery and pastel colored products
• Spring Break
• Getting drunk on cheap beer and eating hot dogs at baseball games
• Barbecues
• M...

• Breaks from school
• Constant thunderstorms
• Shrooms are in season
• Heat, heat heat
• I'm like an orchid, I thrive in hot and humid climates.
• All the snowbirds are gone
• Beltane and Midsummer
• Women are wearing much less clothing
• Fireworks
• Summer romances
• Strawberries in season
• Back to School clothes shopping
• Summer blockbusters
• Margaritas and seafood on the beach
• The smell of hot pavement that's wet from rain
• Reading b...

• Cookie Cutter
• Sunshine
• Angel Girl
• Chorts
• Cupcake
• Love
• Baby
• Rae-zor
• Rae-band Sunglasses
• That 70's Girl
• Caba-Rae
• Raymond
• Rae of Light
• Kitten

• Disney movies
• Playing pretend
• Playing dress up
• My stuffed dalmatian, Spotty
• Fairy tales
• Dr. Seuss
• Super Nintendo
• Coloring books
• Playgrounds
• Wishbone
• Twister
• Playing with rubber ducks in the tub
• Playing with hamsters in those crazy, plastic balls
• Gummy snacks
• Finding glitter to be one of the most amazing substances imaginable
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• Play Dough
• Finger paints
• Sidewalk chalk
• The Easter Bunny
• Climbing tr...

Events

• 1905 - President Roosevelt declares the Grand Canyon a national monument
• 1922 - First use of insulin to treat diabetes in a human patient.
• 1928 - Stalin banishes Trotsky
• 1935 - Amelia Earhart is the first woman to fly solo from Hawaii to California.
• 1963 - The Whisky a Go Go night club in Los Angeles, the first disco in the USA, is opened.
• 1964 - United States Surgeon General Dr. Luther Leonidas ...

• Swing dance
• Tango
• Ballroom dance
• Fence
• Drive a stick shift
• Surf
• Sail
• Say “I love you” in 20 languages
• Do the “Thriller” dance perfectly
• Roll a joint
• Whistle with my fingers
• Blow a smoke ring
• Blow glass
• Make a daisy chain
• Pick a lock
• Hotwire a car
• Change a tire on my own
• Identify constellations
• Appreciate wine like a true connoisseur
• Budget my money better
• Make gourmet cupcakes
• Score drugs in a public place and...

In chronological order...

• Alcohol
• I need to be really in the right mood for this. When I am in the right frame of mind for drunkenness, I become horny and friendly and from what I have been told, hilarious. But generally, I am not a fan of the commitment that drinking takes.
• Tobacco
• While I am a fan of the clove cigarettes and flavored hookahs, this really isn't for me. Anything tobacco related that I...

• Lucy in the sky with diamonds
• Psychedelic dress, lots of fake diamond jewelry, a bottle of Skyy vodka and a nametag that says "Lucy"
• Bonnie and Clyde with ex boyfriend
• Alice in Wonderland
• Malibu Barbie
• This was awesome! I'm ultra blonde and I had a big pink box that I chilled out in all night
• Rose from "Titanic"
• Sheri Moon Zombie
• A "Girl Gone Wild"
• Censor bar black tube top, low slung jeans, lots of Mardi ...

• Sea lions dancing
• Anna Maria Island sunsets
• Light pouring through a canopy of trees in a forest
• Rainbows (including those found on oil slicks)
• A lot of the same cute animal in one place
• My friends all turning to greet me when I meet them somewhere
• Drawings of pigs with wings and frogs in crowns
• People in really well thought out and put together Halloween costumes
• Fields of flowers
• A hot guy, still wet from...

• A mirror placed exactly across from a toilet
• Roadkill
• Cigarette butts strewn like mad on the side of the road
• An ex in an unexpected situation
• Tramp stamps (which are different than lower back tattoos)
• My roots when I've gotten too lazy to touch them up
• My midsection when I'm bloated
• Women who dress way too young
• Pictures of anything related to seal clubbing
• Hair on the back of someone sitting in front of ...

• Sushi
• Really big, fresh salads that have a wide variety of ingredients
• Crunchy crusted pizza, especially if it's white spinach pizza
• Popcorn that has been popped in one of those crazy machines where it spills out of the big metal thing at the top
• Homemade sandwiches
• Soups with a lot of cheese on them
• Green Tabasco sauce
• Ice water
• Peanut butter on McDonald's cheeseburgers
• French Fries
• Raspberries
• Strawberries...

• Bananas
• Coffee
• A strong taste of alcohol
• Black licorice
• Canned asparagus
• Curry
• Cheap soy sauce
• Sea urchin sushi
• Bologna
• Ramen
• Barbecue chips
• Miller High Life
• Shroom tea (not that it stops me)
• Cough medicine

• Movie theater popcorn
• Puppy breath
• Gasoline
• Nag Champa incense
• Pot in the air in a huge crowd of people outside
• Vanilla
• Clean girl hair
• Sharpies
• Bleach
• Steaks barbecuing
• Books
• Apple
• Damp earth
• Fresh paint
• The insecticide aisle in Home Depot
• Lemon zest
• Old Spice deodorant
• Annie's house and laundry
• Sage burning
• Yankee Candles in Greenhouse (which has sadly been discontinued)
• Fresh basil
• Waffle cones being made
• The smell ...

• Alcohol on someone's breath when I feel even the least bit nauseous
• Anything with curry being cooked
• Hospitals
• Car exhaust
• Chanel perfume
• Stagnant water
• Bread that has gotten moldy after being forgotten in a cabinet
• Litter boxes
• Chain pizza places
• Secret Vanilla Chai deodorant
• Red tide
• Anything baby related
• Dumpsters
• Egg farts
• The water that I dump out when I need to clean my fish's bowl
• Puppies being born

• Windchimes
• Rain
• Drum circles
• High heels on a hard surface
• Any sound that comes out of a lover's mouth when it is right next to my ear during sex
• Sea lions barking
• Trance music
• Jazz music
• Disco music
• Thunder
• Irish and Australian accents
• Waves crashing on the beach
• Loud conversations between people I don't know
• Snores and grunts that come from flat faced dogs
• My text message alert
• Frogs croaking in the distance
• My ...

• Hearing the words "mount" or "wiener"
• Music that is nothing but screaming
• Any sound a baby makes
• Fire alarms
• Any of the songs they played incessantly when I worked at Chuck E. Cheese
• Anything by Radiohead
• Anything by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
• People talking during movies
• A bed companion grinding their teeth in my ear
• The sounds dog make when they are in pain
• Chainsaws
• Children's laughter in the night
• Anyone s...

• My bare breasts pressed against another girl's
• Skinny dipping
• Freshly shaved flesh (face, legs, genitals, it is all good)
• Having freshly washed hair
• Getting in the car during the summer and laying back against sweltering leather
• Knuckles bouncing over each other when holding someone's hand really tight
• A corset being tightened around my torso
• Clean, fluffy towels right out of the dryer
• Leaving someplace r...

• Being cold
• Sore throats
• Holding a bottle of water with a wet label
• Cat claws on me
• Menstrual migraines
• Nausea
• That tingly, needle feeling when blood is flowing back into a limb
• Hangovers
• Chapped lips
• Foot cramps