• My birthday party at Club LAX
  • Getting all dolled up for my big day
  • Getting my dance on
  • Taking many many shots
  • Taking lots of drunken pictures with my hot friends
  • Drinking more and more
  • Free drinks
  • Free admission
  • Getting so drunk my girl Rhonda comes out
  • Probably end up making out with some hot chick
  • Waking up the next morning and calling in because I'll be to hung over to come into work
  • Getting ready for Vegas the following day
  • Drinking on the way up to Vegas
  • Getting wasted and partying in Vegas
  • Dancing and flirting to get into top club...
sep 20 2006 ∞
sep 20 2006 +
  • Not scared to take another shot
  • A lot less reserved
  • More open minded
  • Just damn fun to be around
  • She is very friendly
  • Life of the party
  • She becomes a lesbian
  • She gets all the fun without the hangover
  • She has energy for days
  • Seems to think the more alcohol the better-just keep it coming
  • Likes to fondle woman's breast-refer to the lesbian portion of this list
  • Will never tell you not to drink so you better keep up
sep 20 2006 ∞
sep 20 2006 +
  • Jealousy
  • They can never say anything nice to another woman unless you are in their circle and even then watch out
  • First to smile to your face but talk shit behind your back
  • Are happy when you gain weight
  • Hate when you're having a bad hair day
  • Will never be happy for you when something good happens to you
  • Hates when you get more attention then her
  • Especially in a work place the claws are out so watch out
  • Loves when you make a fool of yourself
  • If shes wants something you have then you can best bet she'll get it or at least try
  • Will talk you out of buying something because it makes you look big but then she will end up buying it
sep 21 2006 ∞
sep 21 2006 +
  • Stupid questions and yes there is such a thing as stupid questions
  • Jealous haters-build a bridge and get over it because I really don't care
  • Being fake-come on now and let's just keep it real because we all know you're lying
  • I hate doing work and other people getting credit for it-you know you didn't do it so why would you take credit for it
  • People that smile to your face but are the first to talk shit behind your back
  • Politics-I know in whatever profession you will always come around office politics but its just plain annoying here at work
  • Upper management and their damn lying-we all knew about the Philippines before you announced it so why deny
  • Backwards policy-anything that seems to make sense they seem to do the complete op...
sep 20 2006 ∞
sep 20 2006 +
  • Need to loose weight
  • Need to stop smoking
  • Need to not get extremely wasted...I end up getting in trouble...lol
  • Need to be more motivated about my career (kind of am in a slump)
  • Need to be more assertive and not let other people take advantage of me and my kindness =)
  • Need to let go of material items that don't mean much because I am becoming a rat pack
  • Need to stop drinking beer because of the carbs but I know thats a hard one
  • Need to motivate myself to find a new job because this one sucks
  • Need to have more me time because I don't get enough of that
  • Need to treat myself to more girly luxuries because I don't do that enough
  • Need to be more patient in certain sitati...
sep 21 2006 ∞
sep 21 2006 +
  • I am offically overweight
  • Cousin is getting married next year and I am a bridemaid and am basically the fat one-sucks
  • My arms wave for me
  • I am not a sixe 0 or 1 anymore
  • I have to wear a size 3 in order to not muffin it
  • My tennis ball shaped face is actually rounder and bigger
  • Tight clothes on me equals NO BUENO
  • I rather stand then sit so my fat doesn't fold
  • My blood pressure and HDL levels according to the health screening is bad
  • I eat way to damn much and have no self control
  • I tried running and couldn't even finish a lap without panting out of my mind
  • I offically weight almost as much as my dad
sep 20 2006 ∞
sep 20 2006 +