- "True, a penis does contribute to the circle of life"
- #NotAllEngineers
- "Lol!! Yes!!"
- "He'd be limping over and then he'd be like 'shaleyka!' and twitch while saying my name."
- "My hands may be small but they've committed sins"
- "I miss my mom Avery"
- "pussnut"
- "OOOH LA LA"
- He is soft and warm like mash potatoe
- "No one wants to die from lung cancer, obviously"
- tUrnUp
- BYE!
- "maybe he'll ask me to suck his penis! that'd be fun!"
- "thats some wifey material" (After describing favorite bands)
- me: hey Herm can you tell Laura I need to get off at 3 this sunday, just this sunday not any others. Herm: who is this
- we he is Irish
- "you look really good in a tie-dye with a puppy face"
- RIP 547, 828, 767. You will live on forever
- "all i ever wanted was someone.....diane...."
- "He wants your Missouri cake"
- fuckin narc
- List of men Haley and Sydney trust: (highlights) Hiroki, Big Sean, both Corys, Tim, Segway guy, teardrop tattoo guy at Fresh Food, Mowhawk soccer player, Buck, guy at Ms. Slaymakers house with the trash bag, guy with puffy jacket
may 14 2016 ∞
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